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If you make Piers Morgan explode you are a hero sir
And they should make her eat vegan sausages
I mean normally I'd be annoyed at the lazy writing involved in making 007 a woman rather than creating a new character for their own franchise, giving us some much needed originality. On the other hand, if it annoys Piers Morgan I'm all for it
Hope he gets better soon.
I absolutely can not blame him 😳
I hope the next James Bond has a disability and identifies themselves as gender neutral.... just to see Morgan's triggered head go pop.
'...who cares?'
From James bond to Jamie blond wtf
It's time to completely boycott the entire entertainment industry maybe
MarzenaPaczuska W sensie, że tak jak Krzysiu Bęgowski?
Next entry in legendary franchise about to kill itself
Literally
KeepBondAMan
He hosts breakfast telly. He's hardly a Royal Marine.
Actually it’s time for Hollywood to come up with a new idea instead of scavenging the shredded corpses of old ideas
What - really explodes? A classic bond move - just like in Diamonds are Forever
I agree with Piers Morgan!!
Piers, Pierce, You can both just Pierse off !
Which part of his body actually detonated? His testes?
Now did wild dogs run off with bits of Morgan afterwards, because that would be class. Good man Pierce, you done a great service.
Does anyone really give a fuck what Piers Morgan says or thinks? ballbag
I think it's time for him to play Margaret Thatcher
I think Piers B misspoke: James Bond will always be a man. 007, on the other hand, is just an agent number; men and women could easily be that.
They are going to make a women masculine to show the equality of femininity
No woman could EVER be 007. Everyone knows that women can't fire guns because their vaginas are always getting in the way and there's literally no amount of CGI technology that could possibly oversome this simple fact.
Piers Creosote
Even if the idea may seem silly to some, piersmorgan enjoys making a fool out of himself for some reason...
I wish that was a literal headline. The world's average IQ would rise by a couple points
Piers is just angry he isn't charismatic nor attractive enough to be James Bond. Go home hater.
I want that role.
Oh how i wish this was literal
They can’t just invent a new fictional agent? Like, be creative? No... Jamie Bond it is. Has to be a lesbian though.
It's click bait everybody!! Piers Morgan doesn't actually explode. I know...I know...I was disappointed too.
If only Piers Morgan WOULD explode.
Never ever
What's wrong with staying true to the original concept? Worked so far ! You dont just change the original ingredients for the sake of it? Coke tried that in '85 costing £30 Million! If it ain't broke? Don't fix it !!!
my name is Bond, J(h)amesita Bond. Sounds hilarious ffs!
So long as Modesty Blaise can be a man.
Oh, what a mess.
Well, lets see. Scarlet Johnson?
Clearly, Piers Morgan was born in the wrong century!
These man-babies are so comically scared of women.
What's next? Tomb Raider stars a guy? Seriously..... Some things are better left alone
If there was ever a good reason to do something, surely 'it makes Pierce Morgan explode' is it.
Poor old piersmorgan His blood pressure must be through the roof. I don’t live in the uk so everything I see about him is on here. Angry guy.
I read 'Pierce Brosnan explodes after Pierce Brosnan says it's time for James Bond to be a woman' twice.
Only when a man can play Miss Marple
Omg Piers is old 😭
He exploded? Good riddance!
Im with piersmorgan through and through!!!!
Wooooow!!! Women power! I agree with Pierce Brosnan 😍
Probably because, in real life, Pierce Brosnan is a bit of a tart. 😂😂😂
If only this was literally true.
Much as I like Mr Brosnan - no, it isn't. Not everything has to be made into a gender issue, for pity's sake.
He exploded? Thank god, the world can move on with one less asshole in it.
Who gives a flying toss what the nonentity Morgan thinks?
Why? Why does it need to be a woman? Do you see men running around trying to make Charlies Angels men in the new movie? No, because its asinine!!
piersmorgan who's really the snowflake? I think it might be you.
Piers Morgan is a disease on society. The fact that ITV allow him to peddle his hate and misogyny on a daily basis is pretty despicable. The man who was more enraged by a sausage roll being vegan than the demise of democracy. He's an attention-seeking oxygen thief.
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Every idiot has an opinion?
We already have Modesty Blaise, who's a much better character than Bond. Just make a movie about her.
I want to know why Mary Poppins was a woman again in the new film?
Clickbait! I was expecting a story about extreme spontaneous combustion.
This is so funny, cannot stop laughing. A woman could do it just as well, depends on their demeanor.
How dare you suggest that this fictional character, created out of whole cloth from the mind of Ian Fleming, be changed?
The recognition of women just makes him sexier.😄
Oh snap 😅
One of my boring James Bonds just ignore him. The me too bug has got to him.
Piers Morgan is the future’s Harvey Weinstein. Culture coming back to haunt him.
Keep it up Pierce with any luck piersmorgan will go into an apoplectic fit, be taken off the air and locked away in a quiet room to gibber to himself in perpetuity
I always thought it was a woman in men’s clothes
piersmorgan is a manchild and a tosser. Why is he even considered remotely relevant?
Oh if only he would.
Ok now UK fight between each other for this stupidity. Dont! Now more than ever you dont have to be controlled by THEM, think about your life and the future of your Homeland
Should’ve had a woman when he was Bond one of the worst 🤮
PiersMorgan has exploded? GREAT NEWS for a Monday Morning, Just grateful I wasn’t within a 100 mile radius of the resulting blubber shower, May he Rest in Restlessness..
hahahhahha...and it will be a woman in a few movies more:)
PLEASE don't raise our hopes with phrases like 'Piers Morgan explodes' only to dash them! 'He added sarcastically: “And we can’t have any of that, women don’t want sex anymore.” Well, not with Piers Morgan, certainly....
Really exploded? We don’t have to put up with piers anymore?
It's TIME!! Time that Jesus was played by woman in The Ben The remake
Didn’t read it but who cares if James Bond becomes a woman in a movie? Does this actually validate anything for women?🤔😁 James Bond is James Bond...A character...Fiction. It’s getting ridiculous; just create a new character for truck’s sake.
RemindMe_OfThis in 200 years
June Bond, Jane Bond....why not have an Ian Fleming with a female lead......James sister perhaps, Julia bond
No decent pubs here? Like *the bonds of masculinity are being pierced* or something like that.
As long as we can have a male Wonder Woman 👍
If only he had actually exploded. Like Scanners
Ffs. 007 was written as a male agent, how disrespectful to Ian Fleming and Bond's fans. Madness.
Should call her Agent Double D! Leave 007 alone you nobheads.
It is relative to; it’s time for Wonder Woman to be a man 😂 ! To whomever it makes sense I mean 🤷🏻♂️
I’m not sure having a female bond advances equality any. Surely it’s about ensuring there are great roles for female actors. Does it flip the other way and we have a male Lara Croft in next tomb raider movie? Fleming wrote Bond as a man
DanielsLondon How about stop reworking these old novels for film and come up with a new heroine for the modern era. I’m bored of Bond now. Been there, done that - move on.
It time for james bond movies to be well written. Its time someone came up with an original female spy movie
A female 007 would be great. However, your headline refers to James Bond being female. I think you are engaging in clickbait.
hahah PIERS WAR coose your pierse 🤗
If only PM would actually explode... 😏
Always thought he was a perv ., that peers organ
Surely, IF there’s a market for a female Bond, the sensible idea would be to simply create another agent in that universe, eg. 008. What possible benefit is there be to make 007 female? All it will do is alienate the fan base!
I wish this tweet was literal.
Can't wait for (.)(.) 8
James bond can't be A woman, but she could be Jane Bond
Pierce Brosnan trying to rejuvenate his flagging career with good PR. He happens to be the worst and puniest James Bond of all time.
Yes, Jane Bond is the name,Espionage is my game.
James is not a woman's name.
There is nobody that epitomises fragile masculinity more than piersmorgan
And Miss Marple should be a man! Go figure.
It's time to stop beating a dead horse and just let bond die.
I will never ever take piers bros an serious because he's a rubbish actor and he will always be stew from Mrs doubtfire.
NO, NO, NO
I thought it already had happened when Brosnan played the role, or was that before she had the op?
And a Vegan ? 🤣
Don't fall for it! Piers Morgan is a narcissist who says this sort of rubbish just to get attention. Just ignore him - he'd hate that!
The nowadays liberal craps are disgusting and annoying each every day in our culture and entertainment, so sick!
Actually explodes? Brilliant.
James Bond a woman? Please not, I really want to watch the same film I've already seen 24 times. James Bond a black man? Please not, I want to watch the same film I've already seen 24 times.
I don't think women should be 'James Bond' but I do think a script should be written for a male by writers who think they are actually writing a male part, then given to a female, for a spin-off version.
Give Piers some smelling salts for his vapors.
Why not just create another character?
piersmorgan is in a permanent state of explosion as befits the old fart that he is
I'm with Pierce Brosnan!
I really hope Piers has exploded.
Jane Bond ... why not? Would make a change from the dated misogynistic format
It can't be easy being Piers Morgan.
Stop getting our hopes up and then we quickly realise you mean figuratively. What we need is James Bond to be a woman who goes vegan and lives of Greggs vegan pasties. That should do it.
I'm taking this in its literal sense and imagining Morgan actually exploding. Gives me great satisfaction
A female James Bond wouldn’t work unless you retooled the character’s background so much it ceases to be James Bond
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