Pedometer-eating pig's poo starts farm blaze

North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue ServiceFirefighters said they"saved the bacon" after a battery in the pedometer ignited in a penFire crews were called to a farm near Bramham, Leeds, at about 14:00 GMT on Saturday after copper from the pedometer's batteries apparently reacted with the pig's excrement and dry bedding.

The pedometers were being used on pigs to prove they were free-range. No pigs or people were hurt in the fire.North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service"Cause of fire attributed to a battery-powered pedometer carried by one of the pigs , which was eaten by the other."Related Topics

Yet nothing about BorisJohnson being investigated by the HoCStandards

Pig shit fitbit lit pig pen

I’m struggling to parse this headline

It’s not the 1st of April yet!

Someone is telling Porkies!

Is this not battery farming?

😲

Go home, headline. You're drunk.

Do you people get paid for this gobbledegook

Someone's for the chop

Pedopig Pyropoo......

'Pedometer-eating Pig Poo'? Wasn't that an album by King Crimson?

I understand the desire for them to be free range. But when choosing pork in the supermarket, was there going to be a label saying 'this pig averages 11,533 steps per day'?

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Translation: Farm blaze caused by Pigs poop reacting with pedometer battery used to prove its free-range.

Que?

AP_Oddities

Is your English Language Department at it again? Get just one person to proof read your waffle. JUST ONE.

Seriously who puts pedometers on pigs?

That headline seriously fucked with my comprehension of the English language

What a time to be alive.

I thought a Pedo-meter was something they gave their employees when children in need was on.

'How many miles did you wallow today Percy? I did 2.67!'

I still haven't managed to read this sentence after 5 attempts

No. I have read quantum physics articles and found them easier to understand than this headline.

Did the pig pass the pedometer test?

Prince Andrew pedo meter

pun_watch This definitely needs a pun

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