Paris launches emergency bed bugs hotline

The French government launched a campaign Thursday, complete with an emergency number, to combat an influx of unwelcome visitors that have left Parisians in despair: bedbugs that have settled in homes and hotels to feed, uninvited, on human blood.

How will they dial the phone with their little insect claws, Karen?

Our emergency security hotline in Nigeria is not even reliable. Govt in Nigeria has not responded to your security issues not to talk of considering bedbug as an emergency.

Best advice for bedbugs: Don't let them bite If they bite Squeeze them tight So they don't come back tomorrow night

OpenBoo31327615 Bleach and alcohol kills bedbugs!

expatriataa

For those times you need to order an emergency bed bug.

Paris was a nice city, until they get petite napoleons!

My daughter was a victim of the bed bugs in Novotel Porte de La Chapelle 🤮🤮😡

Yuck

How does a bed bug dial a phone?

HOTLINE: Alo? Vat ees zee emuirgencé? BUG: I am zee bed bog. HOTLINE: (long cigarette toke) I vil trunfer yoo, oui? BUG : I am zee bad bed bog. HOTLINE : Mon dieu !

For bedbug bite press 1, if you have seen a bedbug press 2, if your taxi has bedbugs press 3...

It's a real problem in Paris.

happy to have some (female) in my bed but not this variety... 😁

Wish we had one for trump

I'd like to report William Barr

The City of Lights The City of Romance The City of Infestations

😁😁😁 emergency hotline🤔

Je suis stink bugs

njir, baqotun ma'had

😂😂

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