But it also applies to sex, according to a sexual health charity.
Masturbation, using sex toys or participating in phone or online sex are recommended as the safest options. If you are meeting someone new, the charity says to ask if they or anyone in their household have had symptoms or tested positive.The virus can spread through saliva, mucus or the breath of those who have it, along with contact with hard surfaces.
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Waiting for the world beating sex track and trace app. C’mon boffins.
Anyone think of a covid safe number? 😂
Kinky lol that's being going on for years god lighten up people
Never ever heard anything as pathetic in my life. How about every one gets a grip.
I've always worn a mask, the woman nextdoor never knows I'm not her husband
Due to the new guidelines I'll be wearing this while you do me doggy style and scream 'Are you my mummy?'
Way ahead of you, BBC. I'm already practising COVID-safe sex because I'm not getting any.
No one's listening to you any more.
Hmmm... So I can have sex and not have to look at her? Yippee! No talking either, keeps the spread down, too. Hooray! Happy Days are here again!!!
I’ve never heard so much shit In my life . getfucking
Feel like I should shag my husband sans mask and make it a taboo 🙄😂
If you take more than 15 mins should you leave a number for track and trace?
If Covid's on your mind, Do it from behind! 😉😂
where2mate Ok, so if you said 'by strangers' i could get it, but if people are in a relationship, seeing each other, living with each other, married, cohabiting etc what the hell is the point.
Confirmed the human race as gone completely mad.
Yikes, how am I going to tell my blow-up doll about this? I'll have to let her down gently :P
Parody account.
No face to face! So there saying we can still do face to pussy😘😋
That’s awkward anyway
Well the BBC should be fine as you’ve been giving it to us from behind for years.
It’s all smoke and mirrors then. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Again written by wonky people who've clearly never have sex before. Those that do and work for this charity wouldn't dream of following their own 'advice'. Next.
This is getting just like Brexit. 😂😂😂
Sex advice from the charity sector? Let's hope Oxfam had no say in this, given their track record abroad.
when depopulating the Earth is your progressive policy position, of course you'd print that
When will the trolling stop ? Jesus wept !! 🙄
69 is ok though?
Which sexual position do you advise?
Do you really think the police will be calling at your house to check on your sex life?
Thanks BBC 🙌🏻😂
For those that never liked it from behind, here's your chance to try it
Kissing is much worse than face-to-face sex but you can always do face to back or a multitude of others where you’re not face-to-face!
All prep for us to have a mandotary vaccination
Doggy it is
There's ways to get around it 🤣
You would basically report anything, as long as it is BS. DefundTheBBC
Isn’t that why Zoom was invented?
What absolute nonsense.... keeping the fear going when the median ages for death from this virus is around 80 years old... and even then it’s only 0.04%. Do some proper reporting rather than this fear mongering as usual
“Sex should ideally be with people who are part of your household.” Er..., aren’t most people who live together blood relatives?
Cool!!!
Does anyone else think this advice is insanely creepy: '...it should ideally be with people who are part of your household'
Can you remove the mask prior to cunny lingus... Asking for a friend
a1882k How stupid!
I got married so this rules out the window
Showed this to MrsF who dismissed it as fake news
The image below makes me suspect this article's veracity.
I'm taking no chances!
Why isn't the government department of slogans all over this? 'Use a vibrator and tell Covid later!' 'Do it doggy style or lockdown will be a while!'
Terrence Higgins Trust tells people not to face each outer during sex.... I don't think the founders of the Terrence Higgins Trust generally did that anyway. In fact, they're well known for it....
The Covid-19 is a hoax in order to reduce the global world population, because without sex means no giving birth. This virus is harmless for more than 95% of people infected, that means it's harmless for the large majority of people. So don't trust of this tyranny medias
I’m assuming this is advice for people not in a marriage or long term cohabitating relationship?! 😂 ffs! The bbc school newsletter strikes again!
Now charities are experts lol
What about a 4some? Any instructions?
Why are you reporting this shite? its NOT news.
OK now I'm starting to believe that this is all becoming a bit of a joke 🤭🤣🤣
ffs ..what next
Yeh right
Lol!
KButcherbaker muvver EE_laundrette sent me this filth 😷
Oh my days what next 🤦♀️!!
CCTV in every bedroom to enforce this?
I have never heard so much BS in my life
How is this considered as news? Look around you, is this the best you can do? GovernmentCorruption NeedlessDeaths TargettedHerdImmunity CareHomeScandal ButcherJohnson TheHolidayPM
My dogging troupe has adapted.
Hey BBC Pravda ( Правда ) ⬇️⬇️
Round the back it is then, turn over love, we all have to make sacrifices 😁
No sex, we are British
Catching covid is the last thing on the minds of a face to face encounter. This covid BS is getting silly.
Great use of cartoon ethnicity! Wouldn't want the God of political correctness to get angry.
Pathetic bull shite . We are getting fed up with crap now .
What a load of bull crap . Do you really think that will happen . I don't think so.
How about reporting on something that actually matters like the CAREHOME MURDERS!
🙄
Cause you do your best THINKING when you are horny .... yup, that'll work.
rontography condoms not enough son 😂
🤫is it possible
Seriously, you lot need some serious medication.
So the bbc final hits it’s lowest low. Recommending ‘kink’ . If you rule out missionary it all is right?
This is getting more nauseating by the day. This is an obvious ploy to break down person to person interaction.
More bollocks!!
Bite the pillow bitches
Safe from Covid so that they will be higher risk of STDs and AIDS...
The really really sad truth is that there are couples out there who will be in bed...in masks. We know that because we see them every day. Driving along in their cars. Alone.
Yeah good luck with that! Noones ever going to listen to that
And don't forget to wash your genitals for 20sec . New government slogan should be-Pause, Think, Ejaculate
Could be worse to be fair...
'That's not to say sex is off the table, but it should ideally be with people who are part of your household' !!!! WTF Thats illegal FFS
Ok this is getting more ridiculous by the day
JeffYelling does this mean are small gatherings are over?
I mean this is just neurotic really! I wonder if the people who write all these rules are actually real human beings because they don’t seem to understand how normal people behave...
Are people still swallowing this shit about CON vid 19 scam.
Darn need to stick with doggy only.
No more babies happening either but that’s not a bad thing
I don't remember NewsBeat taking its public health responsibility so seriously in the 80s.
As if 😂😂😂
Nope. I’m going to do what I want when I want. You people are absurd.
Oh shut up
For Christ sake, can we just get back to stories about how racist we are
The drones will be out peeping in your windows. £1000 fine if caught shagging 😅😂🙄😆
give it up,we know it's a hoax
Don't mind doggy position 😂
Face, a**s, ears I’ll do what i want to do 🖕🖕
Here's the future......
This shit just gets more ridiculous every day! 🤦♀️ How is it that people still can’t see through this? 😡
Yeah yeah, whatever.
Now they’ve gone too far. You can swap fluids below but not above 🤷🏼♀️ Fucking IDIOTS
So doggy style then? 🐶🐕🐩
except if you're one of the Elite Paedophiles of course...
Get stuffed!! You have as a media organization become worse since Eric Blair exposed the true intent of the BBC. Propagate, indoctrinate, behavioralise and dehumanize! That is your purpose as the mouthpiece of Technocracy.
Really? And here was I thinking that we'd see a COVID-19 generational baby boom ... LOL
Any volunteers for doggy style? 👨👧
The BBC supports pedophilia
Doggy it is
Pathetic.
Am I OK in my social bubble
Good old BBC It’s as if they WANT to be completely defunded
Why does the BBC considered it acceptable to picture two children for an article on sex?
Can’t remember if it was UK or US that said safest sex was self pleasure 😂. In other words just have a good wank!
Doggystyle is Covid friendly....what a time to be alive 🤩😛
No doubt the big funder uncle Bill the Eugenicist Gates is having a lot to do with policy. Shove your Yak sized Turd measures where the sun done shine. People are waking up now and realising you are polishing turds BBCBreaking
I think some people are going o we the top so I say go and shag off to the idiots
Dear BBC, F*ck right off!! 😡🤬😤
Bbc bosses will be ok children arnt super spreaders
Does anyone proof read the shite you spew out? Apparently not
I mean if you seen how ugly British women are, this is probably a blessing 😃
Carol Kirkwood’s favourite position...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How tf you have sex without being face to face? Y’all better not be skipping foreplay
Utterly bonkers
It doesn’t work back to back does it?🤪
Fair enough.
Normal...
Who the hell has 'liked' this? It's nothing but utter madness... or there are a high proportion of Monks and Nuns following the BBC
Eh? Who thinks up this rubbish.
The BBC is now advising on sexual positions? I guess it wasn’t around to give this advice during the Spanish flu pandemic.
I thought Russian government already found the cure so you can try all sort of sex with your partnerand stay safe at the same time
They can come and check if they want. I like being watched
That’s just the way I like it 😂
Doggy it is then
Up the bum no harm done .....
Doggy fashion ok, then!
It seems it won’t just be our work and social lives that will finish 2020 with a gaping hole in it.
I suggest you shove this content where the sun don't shine.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean, the morons who believe a dirty rag is worth wearing, will probably obey this order too..
How about if I shove a pillow over her head?
Can’t believe I’m reading this! Bloody crackers.
Standing on one leg helps too...
bunch of muppets you are and nothing else. Even the dumbest is starting to understand that you're making a career at the cost of others. Thanks for waking the whole world up!
Government says anal
Away and fck No one is going to live forever let's allow those who are most likely to have no ill effects from the virus get it and get immunity while scientists focus on medicine/treatments to help those worst affected The uk cannot continue to focus solely on covid-19
How fucking stupid is that comment.
“That's not to say sex is off the table, but it should ideally be with people who are part of your household.” .....erm does anyone else see the issue with this sentence?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is sneaking up behind her ok?
So, 'go out together dancing cheek to cheek.' Mask in place, of course.
My mate already has an effective contraceptive - his personality 😂
Cursed
I didn't see my husband for 4+ months as we were in different countries. Be realistic. Life must go on. I have seen him now for 17 days and he's gone back to the uk into 14 days quarantine. Give us a break. 💞😫💞💞💞 angryinlove ebc37ed86b94427
Says HANCOCK ( No pun intended)
Will we be told how to wipe our bums next? TYRANNY!!!
Is this genuinely what the BBC class as news now? Pathetic from the BBC, awful.
For crying out loud it is nonsense like this that shows how ridiculous the British media is getting and the BBC has the audacity to charge a licence to pay for their stupidity 🙄 bbcfakenews
🤣🤣🤣 Is this a comedy channel
Get fucked, literally, if more people were enjoying the pleasures in life then reading or watching the shit the BBC push then the country would be on a much better footing. Sex is proven to reduce stress, raise immune levels and classed as exercise. Bullshit article.
I’m a big fan of this anyway.
There’s two ways of having sex ?
😂😂
So doggy is ok then ?
Doggie only 🤦♀️
Doggy or online? Which is it? Mask on or mask off? Does a plastic bag count? What a condoms, over face or not?
The Terrence Higgins Trust advocating anal sex? Quelle surprise! Champions of the gay community after all.
What about the rusty trumpet? Asking for a friend.. 👀
People in these comments are right this is not a ridiculous government thing for a change but a charity. The are the real problem though running such a crazy story keeping people fearful. Stop with all the BS and start being more responsible
I got mask for sale. PM if interested
Given the fact that humans have a mortality rate of 100% bringing fertility rates down to 0% might end the pandemic as no two-legged hosts will be left.
Sex police 🤣.
What if you wear a hazmat suit and put holes in the right places ? Both of you obviously 🙄
Time Brussels Broadcasting corporation gave it a rest , with fake news. We all know this was a Plandemic .
WTAF!! Its a flu virus thats run its course !! Wake up people - when are you going to call out this govt We've been sold out - govt/media are facilitating a new social order (NWO) Its got nothing to do with health concerns !! Check out Bill Gates & cronies (WEF) real agenda
Cheers now my Mrs has got phlegm in her hair
Any type of sex would transmit it what do you mean
Always preferred doggy style anyways 😉
nashonjuma002 I only pound my wife from behind anyway. We're past all of the romantic stuff.
You don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire
This is another one of those bits of advice that not one person would follow. It actually reduces the credibility of other advice.
Oh, do grow up.
F-off
Well rules are rules ...
I don’t wear a mask in any part of life at all. So I deffo won’t be using one in bed. Must be joking. And I use me mouth for more than kissing.
What about planning a two week rendezvous after a 14-day quarentine?
2Live Crew already knew it: Face down, ass up....
Oh PLEASE ~ SERIOUSLY ~ DUMBEST load of TOSH ever suggested 😡😡😡
The state has now become so intrusive it now tells you how to have sex, we're getting closer to the GDR every day that passes and as far as I can see there are plenty of friendless snitches willing to join the ranks of the Stazi.
Was worth covid just for this news article 😂
BBC Britisch Brainwashing Corporation We are allowed to go to work every day. The fun and pleasure are gone
Wtaf! Please everyone wake up..NOW KeepBritainFree
I think the mask idea is great. Some women don't have to pretend their partners are doing a great job and can have a laugh while at it.
It's so dumb that it is embarrassing to read... DefundTheBBC
Don't be so stupid
Doggie?
Anal
Another great BBC article! you should also tell us when, where and how often
More funded propaganda from our state broadcaster
Just told the wife she is on all fours tonight
AgeofIdiocracy
Loads of people have been wearing silly masks for a long time in forests and other places, its called dogging. So it looks like we will all be joining these groups of people.
Plenty of it going on in the toilets at NSPCC
Get stood on BBC
InFluxSince83 This headline TommyPistol I don’t know where to begin with that.... the jokes write themselves.
What you mean do it like that statue they have at the front of the building
And who will be monitoring this to ensure the rules are enforced 😂🤔
Just having sex can give you covid if the partner has it, it’s to stop reproduction
Can nay tell me the point of bbc ? Who would miss bbc if it ceased to exist Tomorrow? DefundTheBBC
Woof woof!
I don’t believe it!
Is this shit for real! WTF😫
Err, ok
do you have any other bullsh*t news today? oh wait... this is the BBC...
This may actually solve the complex I have over my ugly mug 🤣🤣
I see from the image she keeps her bra on as well. Do breasts spread it quicker too?
She’ll be getting it from behind tonight then. Thanks for the tip.
Doggy style then.
Doggy it is then!
Words fail me. Will the BBC please report a balanced view of all this malarkey? But no - was forgetting who helps fund you.
Is this why MPS love dark rooms.
Now you tell us?
Good luck with that!
Doesn’t matter what the subject is there will be some prat out there who feels the need to advise us about it. No matter how banal the virtue seeking mafia will give us all advice. I am not a child and when is was my parents gave me all the advice I needed.
I stopped having sex on a regular basis a few years ago to do my bit. Will keep this in mind for the next time.Thanks for the useless information. DefundTheBBC
MattCarrick5 - check the comments in here
Oh dear, what will they think of next!, sleeping top to tail?
You people are nuts, mad as a box of frog's...🤯🤯
69 only from now on please!!! 😂
🧐🧐 sorry but I am a little confused 🤷🏼♂️ will the Mrs have to wear a mask 😷 while performing oral sex on me & vice versa
Ffs! Oh well back to marriage sex then....quick fumble, no kissing, over in 2 mins!
Thus assuming that “one” is not having sex with anyone in one’s bubble. Girlfriends/boyfriends/husbands/wives etc are sooooooo yesterday. Monogamy. Pah.
Lol crazy thing is there are people out there who will follow these rules lol Sorry love turn round it’s reverse cowboy Boris lot said
My God lol ! Gets even more pathetic and ludicrous, Beyond words !
No change then for OwenJones84
Hmmmmmmm
You do realise that this is insane!!! 'The Great Reset' will not happen.
Clearly doesn’t just apply tae Uber now
Doggy fashion it is then....
How....this makes no sense what so ever 🤣🤣🤣 your spreading it regardless
The Welsh have been practising for months.
'That's not to say sex is off the table....' That's another option
Defund the BBC
Reverse cowboy
Sick, sick, sick
BBC, read the tweets, you're finished, no ones believing your BS!!
What a load of crap, they don’t know what to find anymore.
Awesome, the weird crap I can try now, thanks to expert advice hahahahah
Fuck the charity and fuck the BBC for this bullshit. Why don't you run a credible article on the assault on the vulnerable in our society ? The future of our youngsters going down the swanny. defundthebbc
Why is the woman a different colour?
Give it a rest 🙄
That’s a bummer
License fee £157.50.
Doggystyle it is then
This the BBC however. So sex with children is acceptable.
This is a joke right
This is the most ludicrous scaremongering yet: then I read the article & the comments appear to date back to March 2020. We were all panicking then so the comment may have made sense then! Definitely not true now. The 16m households (56m ppl) with no one 60: so free to have sex!
Doggy style it is then!
Glory holes it is 👍
So idiots!🤦♂️
I’ve made the wife wear a mask for 20 years now
Just stop the games up
WTF This is getting more and more ridiculous by the day.
BBC you are going down. Utter sh*t. Jump ship now before you are pushed.
How about if its bum sex? Asking for my mum
Does doing it online by yourself count ?
Is this a joke ? How far does all this have to go to prevent the spread ? It’s beyond stupid now .
Doggy style it is then! 😉
wflockton In this heat ... come on!
So that’s a no on the prostitutes then?
You fucking losers. 🤣
Ooh, another depopulation prong of attack, I see! 🤦🏾♂️ Might as well just come out & tell people to stop fucking to deal with a virus which apparently only had an incubation period of 14 days. ScumMedia
At last a bonus 😂
Trust the BBC to report something like this
Lol.
What a load of horseshit.. When is the going to stop aiding and facilitating the Globalist Plandemic Scam, Rockerfeller Foundation Lockstep, Agenda21, Agenda2030, Bill Gates EVENT 201 Live Coronavirus Pandemic Exercise 2019, Bill Gates LUCIFERASE, Bill Gates ID2020 Vacci
Because you can never be too safe. 👍
😏
Doggy it is then
Wonder how they're going to police that 🤔
That's theresa_may and her husband fucked, they only just learnt the missionary position last June
Sod off BBC
Thats when u know youve been taken for a RIDE!!
Reverse cowgirl then will do the job. Or prone bone!
So a bit like dogs then? 🐕
Seeing that your picture is interracial does that apply to only interracial couples?
Doggy style all the way 😭😂
Or 69 I suppose.
Priceless. Thanks BBC, that made me giggle.
Doggy it is then😂
Doggy style it is
Looks like a white guy and a chick of color. Nice.
You know what would be super useful? If they published a coronasutra together with their no face to face guidelines 😉
69
What a bullshit ehhehe seriously dangerous virus (no symptoms but test positive) hehhe
Doggy it is then
If the BBC says so, then who are we to argue?
Brown paper bag again?!
Anal
it's fine the paper bag on my face keeps me safe
Originally it is the best, but 'love' surpasses corona. It's awesome! enjoy SEX! LAK♡
KimCraddock5 Honestly this is fu*king crazy 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
🤣
尼玛这是搞笑的研究么，要不要穿上PVC紧身薄膜做爱，现在好像流行这口
Never heard of a glory hole?
Pswilson3 we're safe then 🤣
What utter bollocks! Can everyone stop pro-creating please!! Yeah right! Who comes out with this shit Plandemic Agenda21 ID2020 Operationlockstep Quantumtattoo
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is this 'sex' of which you speak?
Funniest thing I’ve read today! Cheered me up 🤣
You can do it face to face?
Brainwashing the public to bring this in. Dr Richrad Day 1969
This is what I told my wife. She said 'how will that work'? I said 'we get another couple in'. Problem solved.
Lol this made me giggle 🤭 BBC you’re really struggling for news!
Waring a mask of Beckham' face surely will surely make my wife horny yeah
These people are out of their tiny f*cking minds
Up the arse it is then😳
The have full body condoms for that.
VeronicaCrossUK
Can we use these to poke someone off 😂 asking for my friend
“That's not to say sex is off the table, but it should ideally be with people who are part of your household”. ...People of Cornwall rejoice!
Does wearing a Zorro mask count?
Your license fee is paying for this.
This has to be a joke
Doggie 😁👍🏻
Oh for goodness sake this is ludicrous now if you about to swap bodily fluids this is beyond a joke.
DefundTheBBC
So just bum sex then 😂
It makes it more exciting.
I’m married all good.
My girlfriend and I are going down the postal route from now on
World’s Gone.
...but don't worry there are still a few options remaining.
Yeah ill be sure to take your advice
Covid69 ReverseCovGirl RightUpTheSARS
Big brother is slowly but surely turning the screw
Scraping barrel again BBC
Never been a problem we do it doggy, I go at it giving my all thrusting and panting while she watches eastenders 😬
So, doggies it is then
Which charity so we can all boycott them?
My wife never smiles when we have sex no matter what book she's reading 😕
April fools late this year
Wow😕
This joke just writes itself 😍
Sorry the world has gone completely mad the advice being given out gets stupider by the day
Christ, We’ll have sex inspectors coming round to check on our bedrooms before long 😀😀😀
Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die from an unprotected hand shake. corona *Let's wash our hands with soap*
So you can’t swap spit but you can swap.......
I find putting a mask over my bell end helps to get a more snugg fit, no more sloppy falling out issues now. Thanks Covid, you saved my marriage.
...now it's really getting stupid and sick. The elites are losing control and going bonkers.
How about I sell my soul to the charity? Will that be enough or...?
Thank fuck for that!
Married couples can’t make love anymore huh? Sounds like tyranny
R055th3B055 wtf 😂😂
This is just getting ridiculous now
😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well I prefer sex not face to face anyway so meh 😑
Are you fxcking serious! Why does the BBC never question anything? You are supposed to be a voice for the public!
...and the government says: “BEND OVER FOR BORIS”
This has become a joke and sorry but we are all sick to death with constant shite being sent out,hence we don't listen!
FFS - Enough of this pathetic scaremongering. R we 2 sleep in seperate beds in case we breath on each other? I wish this kind of cr-p wld stop - why not just all go into isolation booths seperately & b done with it. Life is NOT risk free & NEVER has been.
Nothing about a Dirty Sanchez.
The worst about COVID 🤨
Did you even think about this at all before you reported it? We're told virus spreads via our bodily fluids right? Just think about what you've just tweeted
Doggy and reverse cowgirl it is!
No wonder no body listens to the BBC anymore 😂
The bit that bothers me most is 'That's not to say sex is off the table, but it should ideally be with people who are part of your household.'
Do people actually still believe this nonsense?
Doggy?
woof woof
Fuck right of BBC with.your bile. WakeUp
So coming on your face a no no.
Just doggy style then
Good grief. What next? Don't hug your kids?
Devil69He It’s a no from me
So doggy style is ok 😆😂
Doggy 1 anyways
Its not gay if you dont kiss
WTF
You don’t look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.
charity knows nothing about sex
Hooray.
Ok
Doggy it is!
'Face Down, Ass up that's the way we like to...'
So, Doggy and reverse cow girl.
That trust must be all W******S Wonder if they wearing surgical Gloves ?
🤡
Don’t tell me you swallowed your face mask again. I was so looking forward to “it” ...🤨
Perfect
Save the Children ?
I bet some couples will actually follow this advice. hope they throw away their masks afterwards. and move to separate bedrooms
I guess that fits in with Rishi’s eat out to help out scheme!
Will the charity provide partners facing the other way?
And put a mask on willie
Did a bloke make this rule up cos he likes the number 69..
Are these people Real?
Soooo bbc, any news on the PPE inquiry that’s going on right now?
domleek15
Which positions ...Numbers Please ...in the Karma Suthra....are meet this criteria . URGENT RESPONSE PLEASE.
Gloryholes, your time has come.
Ask simonpegg I seem to remember that Tim & Daisy shagged before they kissed. Or at least, that’s what they told Marsha.
Doggy style it is then
Who ever comes up with this bs need their heads looking at and a spell in the loony bin
I don’t think anyone is going to take the slightest bit of notice to that 🤔
There’s no problem too great that you can’t wank your way out of it.
What's face to face sex
cool
Face down, ass up it is 🤣
Stay hard. Do doggy. Save lives
FakeNews FakeNewsMedia 🐄
finally ass to mouth is the only choice!
Woof Woof 🐕
so only doggy-style
shut up lol
My misses has warned me if you dare wear a mask,, I give you a bust in the mouth.. no contest
“...recommends not kissing, wearing a face mask during sex and favouring positions where you're not face-to-face. It adds the virus has been found in semen and poo, which is why you should use condoms and dams for oral sex to minimise risk.” Old Idea for new normal: monogamy
WTF 😂
Bring out the Gimp
The homosexuals been doing this for years. They’re well ahead of the game
The mask is the new condom 😏🙄
May be a pity to defund them after all. Unintended good value!
LBQT Community rubbing their hands together 👏🏼
Doggy position or nah!
Ok. So we are being told what position to get into now. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Safe sex = Don't tell her where you live.
For the love of god BBC stop being so fucking ridiculous and reporting absolute bollocks. Pull your head in and start reporting actual truthful news!
1984 is here
Anal it is then
Thank god for that as I think I am in with a chance with Ann Widdicombe
🤣🤣🤣🤣 no words
Well that's a bummer hey
What no
rob_miller12345 🤣🤣 surely people can see this scam now
The public’s sex life has got nothing to do with the media nor any charity or government. Our freedoms are being depleted enough. Nobody will take away our rights to have sex any old way we want!
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Great! Now we can both watch X Files!
I’m sure many will get behind the advice.
If and when I get it, I'll make sure of this. Lol.
So the only way to spread the 'virus' is orally? 🤔
100 comments already? Clearly this advice has got everyone having a mass debate.
Straight up the shitter
Lmao Christianity out the window here!
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Well carolkirkwood did forecast it to be fair.
Phew. I knew that 3 years ago and that's why I haven't heard since. 😂
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bunch of idiots ... taking part of this agenda ... people will take care of You very soon , just have that inner feeling ...
But.. you mean..?
Time to roll her over and smash her from behind then.... she’s going to absolutely love that!
oh boy - doggie style
We know what your trying to do now fk off.
What's sex
So I can eat out birds asses by can’t look em in the eyes makes sense that
Sounds like a one night stand
Twisted people promoting insanity.
That’s ok. I always wear a bucket on my head anyway
My wife and I have been screwing since the start of this, no problems yet. Not going to change now.
Very funny😁
The BBC have jumped the shark now..
Did this charity just receive a large donation from Pornhub by any chance?
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Huge spike in bum sex
So stay married then?
That’s me safe then 🙈
The change would be nice.
Sadly for me, this isn’t something I have to worrry about.
What?
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Take her from behind then
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