Porthcawl Town Council has submitted plans for the new facility to the local authority
Plans for the facilities in Porthcawl's Griffin Park include weight-sensitive floors to ensure one user at a time.
Many welsh towns are underfunded yet can piss away money on lunacy like this? jesus christ
Literally the dumbest person designed this system
In my mind, Wales has now instantly become the world's epicentre of toilet sex.🥳
hey what the fuck?
so much for shaking it off.
This is super ableist and plus...who cares if people are fuckin’? At leas they’re not outside.
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'Oh good, I'll just duck into this restroom to hide the tics I've been repressing for a half hour...'--Me, reasonably, and unaware that I'm about to be doused with a generous dose of public humiliation.
Is there a way to turn the anti-drug deterrents off if you need to take insulin? What is a 'violent movement'? Will stimming or tics get people doused? If someone needs physical assistance to use the bathroom, how do they avoid setting off the anti-sex deterrents?
this is why london streets are filled with shit
What about three members in my family, let alone the wider community, with Tourette Syndrome?
What about for really violent shits?
This just hurts disabled people and is pointless. If you wanted people to not do that there just make a space for them to do that.
How could this get worse, I wondered. And then I saw that they want to 'deter rough sleepers'. Because someone who is homeless really needs to be denied any hope of safety as they sleep?
Umm, why?
So basically, fuck anyone that needs a wheelchair, assistance getting in/out of said wheelchair, or anyone with any kind of spasms. Good job Wales. You sure got 'em.
What focus group approved this?
So they re going to pay £170,000 for these toilets and then charge people to use them? The U.S. learned real fast that only leads to public urination and more. So now you will have to pay workers to clean up all the piss and shit. Government greed and control.
Free showers!
What if you sneeze? Or you have small kids? Or have a seizure or a disability that causes muscle spasms?
Weight sensitive?!! It is conceivable that I can find two people that weigh less than one of me.
Normally when I have a violent movement, the jet is the water in the bowl shooting back up like a poor man's bidet.
Alarm: Hey everyone! Look at these people that were just having sex in the bathroom! Take a gander at their genitals!
There was an idea. But it was not thought out at all 🤦♂️
How to make parents accompanying children and disabled people needing assistance go somewhere else. Awful idea.
Can't wait for the lawsuits when somebody in a hurry just washing their hands gets hosed down....
'Violent movement' so they are fine with gentle love making.
Remind me not to visit there - would feel seriously unwelcome, which seems to be the opposite of their stated intention. In the interim, how about modifying the design to make it useable for people who take longer, disabled people, fat people & small children and their grown ups.
I'm about seven comments down and it's clear that these are one of the worst ideas anybody has ever had.
Siri show me the worst engineering ideas ever that'll fck over disabled people and homeless people and...just people
Only the British would do this.
Wtaf
This place will now never be considered for MY family's tourist dollars. Thanks for cluing us all in on what ableist buttheads these town planners are. I am physically disabled AND a parent, and NOT interested in hauling a full change of clothes for everyone!
If you get food poisoning it just gets sprayed back in your face? Nice. 🤮
So if your handbag swings too fast you just get... assaulted?
Well it’s a good thing pregnant people are constantly graceful and never need to pee urgently. 🙄
Wut
Disabled people exist, dickheads
so this toilet can't be used by - people with movement disorders/tics - people who need a carer to use the toilet - fat people what a load of bullshit. i hope someone figure out how to break the detectors.
So just ignoring disabled ppl? Typical 💁♀️
This is dangerous for so many reasons and one of them is epilepsy. I’m epileptic. If I have a seizure, I usually end up lying on my back. If you squirt water into the mouth of someone having a seizure, they could choke. And what if I had a carer with me? That triggers this too.
How MANY ppl are screwing in Wales toilets to prompt the idiot who dreamed this nonsense up?
Awful idea for disabled people, people with children etc as well as the fact it is anti rough sleepers because apparently all local authorities have declared war on homeless people
What's considered violent? After 3 pieces of cake and tacos my number 2s could be considered borderline violent?
me: *sneezes* building: *sneezes back*
What a fucking waste of money.!
So if you take ‘too long’ in the toilet, what happens, exactly? I think I’d be too scared to use them. And what if someone had a seizure in there? I’m sure being sprayed with water will be really helpful...
Looks like a little bit of money to enter the restroom and then a hammer will cost the city a lot of money. Problem solved.
MattRedmore A cattle grid outside would surely solve the issue
This is going... 'well'. 👀😕
I have tremors and this isn’t okay!
As someone with severe Tourette’s would my tics activate this. And then also as an autistic person a loud alarm going off could cause a meltdown. Plus I have trauma and flashbacks around people opening the door on me whilst I’m on the toilet. So this could cause flashbacks too.
So if you vomit you get soaked? Epileptic fit? Soaked? And who doesn’t move on a toilet?
Are these connected to some kind of system that could be hacked and be caused for misused of the system, causing false alarms. Opening the door on person doing their business.
Another asinine government invasion of privacy. Some people are much heavier than others, so if that person enters then get humiliated, I would SUE the shit out of these moran government officials. Must belong to the United States Democratic party.
AKimCampbell Weight sensors? So, fat people cant use the toilet now because sensors will interpret us as two people?
AKimCampbell Is toilet sex a thing in Wales? Don't they have motels/bushes/cars?
If only I could have a violent movement ☺️
Whoever invented this needs his crayons taking away from him. Truly terrible idea.
Plus, exhibitionists will actually seek these things out.
You silly Brits, why else do you use a public restroom, if not for sex and a nap? Instead of deterrence, have you considered promotion? Install a cigarette vend for afterward, a condom dispenser, and baby wipes. Put the sex back in Essex.
what the cinnamon toast fuck wales what the absolute fuck
...well, that sounds like a complete waste of time and money.
bruh
Another stupid idea from another dimwit Council. They are gonna get their arses sued big time for discrimination against disabled people.
Does it automatically sprinkle Zyclon B through the roof vents also?
Has a sheep grate outside?
A violent movement is one of the principle reasons you might be using a public loo...
I dont know what kind of bidets the UK is into but this seems a bit extravagant when a gentle stream would do.
so....Monty Python is advising you now?
You have to be pretty desperate to have sex in a public toilet! Probably best to let them get on with it.
I wondered how they tested the toilet's anti-sex measure
Did these designers consider people having an epileptic seizure or someone with an unweildly pet dog or toddler? The possibilities of violent movement are vast and don't necessarily include sex
Just let the people fuck.
A lot of people will come out soaked. 💦
Hopefully the public operator understands they will be subject to criminal and civil liability for the tragic injuries, and yes, DEATHS that will inevitably occur. You will kill people doing this. All it takes is a slip and a fall cracking open your skull.
'Welsh Guantanamo Toilet' is 2019 in miniature
Why not just automatically taser the occupant and be done with it? 🤣🤣
Finally, those of us who have disappointing sex involving little movement, let alone violent movement, win!
Have a sex only toilet and a rough sleeping one, combine them... Then that keeps things separated..
Who ever thought this up has serious issues, not that it applies where I live. God bless the local authority, there are NO public toilets.
Just checking it’s not April 1st! hello_buckers
More about deterring homeless people from sleeping there than anything else by the sounds of it
What if that's what they're in to?
Jesus. This will work amazingly for people who have seizures, or those who engage in stereotypic body rocking etc. Heck, even having a carer present in a cubicle risks setting these off. Whatever idiot approved this clearly didn't remember that people with disabilities exist.
I’d hate to be in a cubicle when a wasp flies in.
So if a fat person sneezes while on the loo...
This will be looked on as a challenge. It will be like the 5 mile high club. Lol.
Another fantastic example of something not well thought out for women at all! The first few comments immediately highlight several issues that will mostly affect women. CCriadoPerez
Anyone in a hurry or suffering from epilepsy could have problems here 😳
Oh the first epileptics or someone with tourette's tics is gonna have a blast in those. Hurry up Get the lawsuits in before they change it.
Aside from the anti-disabled aspects and the inevitable false alarms, even if this worked perfectly it would still be a gigantic waste of money.
So if i sneeze in the shiter im gunna get hyperthermia. Nice
But where will I go to Cottage? 😂
I'm wondering who they are going to get to test the reliability and responsiveness of the system.. 🤔
And of course, water vapour is the biggest contributor to the 'Greenhouse Effect'. What a wonderful idea. It would have been less damaging to fill the cubicles with carbon monoxide.
Alternatively, build a normal toilet and use the leftover money to hire a cleaner and give the rough sleeper somewhere to sleep. You psychopaths.
is it worth effectively banning those with disabilities from public toilets just let them have sex in the toilets
That should cool down those randy Welsh!
sensor watching you use toilet, looks for suspicious activity.... 😂
This is UKLabour in gov. Wales what a waste of time money and effort. Only thickos vote labour.
Heaven help you if you are constipated...
Too right there should be consequences for vigorous sex in public toilets, slow and sensual please, a few candles wouldn’t go amiss either
If consenting adults choose to use the entirely discrete and private facilities for completely legal activities why on Earth should they be in receipt of a bucket of cold water?
3... 2... 1...
What a moronic waste of money.
Urgh. Dodgy place for water sports.
Noooooooooooooo
This is bad on so many levels! Does it really matter if people are having sex behind closed doors? Also is it really a good idea to have the doors open when people are in the middle of doing it?
How sad when measures like this has to be installed !
Seriously cannot wait to hear the outcome from this 😂
Can't see any way this could go wrong.
i can't believe this isn't satire
Don’t have an unfortunate experience of explosive diarrhoea then....
the one time you sneeze in the loo...
Where's the public consultation on this retarded idea?
Yeah....I am 6 feet tall and obese and mother to two boys who were large and lively toddlers. Bad enough getting glares if we dared to use a disabled loo without getting soaked, deafened and finding ourselves defecating in public.
Cornflakes are the answer.
Better not sneeze whilst sat on the loo then.
Violent movements on a toilet. I'm trying not to picture it
They sound too terrifying to use!
See below. Curry has been with us since at least the 60s and still there are Brits who associate it with loose bowels. Stick to the shepherds pie and processed peas.
What about parents with young children, someone assisting an elderly relative, people with disabilities, people who have seizures, the disproportionate effect on women? This needs a serious rethink.
And why would you want to have sex in a filthy washroom? 'Oh baby, you're so wet.' 'That's likely the urine soaked faeces my pants are floating in.'.
San Francisco & SpeakerPelosi could use quite a few of these to rid the city of open human waste, & smells.
So you think people horny enough to have sex inside a toilet will be put off by some additional liquids and horny sounds.
'The Welsh public toilet plan which includes anti-sex measures' is stabbing still ok?
What a time to be alive.
The power of the new jet hand dryers will be like a game of Buckaroo in there.
Let's hope nobody has an epileptic fit in there.
I have regular violent movements...
Haha 😂 would love to see that happen
I'm in Morocco and have just had a violent movement. It's 40°C. Can I has waterspray?
Does that include wanking?
May sound great, but what about parents with children?
What if you're taking your child in with you as many parents do?
What if you just went in for a wank ?
Does it react to sheep? Asking for a friend . . . who is not Welsh . . .really
Wonderslam
Just had to check its not 01/04/19 😂😂😂😂
Is shaking it off considered violent?
It doesn’t detect animal noises though. Phew
😂
Instead of the restroom doing the work for us, could humans just try not to be violent?
Imagine there’s a pervert out there that would get off on this!!
So basically avoid if you have a chronic stomach ache and the shits?
🤣🤣 A violent movement, Some blokes best be careful, I’ve seen loo after some of their movements 🤮
So not a place to sneeze at then...
What if someone is trying to swat away an angry bee or wasp?! 🐝🤣😱
God forbid you ever get diarrhea in Wales!
Now they're just making it a challenge to see how far you can go without setting off the sprinklers.
Ha! Like the porcupine you can still have sex, just VERY CAREFULLY 😋😋🤣
What could possibly go wrong? Perhaps BorisJohnson will officially open the first one
🤦🏼♂️ Oh shi....
FFS! They've just made taking a shit into an episode of the Crystal Maze! Don't move too fast or you'll set off the alarm or get sprayed with water but don't take too long; there's a time limit.
What would happen if you suffer from epilepsy and took a seizure ?
Ewe must be joking
What if you’re just desperately and vigorously undoing your fly?
They need to install them in nightclubs and concert venues...
Watersports
Once the British sever ties with Europe, they’ll be free to dream up more of this without fear of mockery.
Good!! Electrify the floor after the water spraying as well Dirty bastards
developed for women who encounter realDonaldTrump in a washroom where Trump's idea of sex is rape.
What if someone has 'violent' potty problems? They get drenched!? 🙄
I'd be interested in training the AI neural net for that.
😂😂...Brilliant.
Awesome now can we get some sort of defense to the people who somehow get shit all over the walls in these public toilets, thanks
Nice
Awesome 👍😎
This a joke, right? Weird sense of humour.
Poor sheep 🐑
Epileptics may suffer too...
Scenes when a fat man falls over
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Golden showers?
Gloryholes
Love it!
Sounds kinky.
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