NARS Cosmetics' new lipstick looks a lot like a penis

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We have a boner to pick with NARSCosmetics

If you’ve ever shopped for a discreet sex toy then you’ve probably come across the lipstick shaped vibrator: it’s inconspicuous and functional.new lippy, looks explicitly like a pink dick, it is what it says on the tin; their new line of lipsticks, After Hours.

The beauty brand isn’t venturing in the sex toy industry, the cosmetics just happen to look a lot like fleshy peens. NARS debuted the look on Instagram where users couldn’t help but notice the likeness to the male form. And the video certainly didn’t help. The advert showed time-lapses of each product coming together which pretty much looked like a veiny dick solidifying into makeup .

Alas, it was lipstick all along. We’re not sure about the rationale behind the advertising but they certainly went for a sexy vibe.

 

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NARSCosmetics Should have just named this Circumcision instead of Morocco 🤣😂

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NARSCosmetics And the one who buys it loves it

NARSCosmetics ‘Just nipping off to the ladies to touch up my lippie!’ Oh boy 😂

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NARSCosmetics this was inevitable.

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