Men baffled by £12 penis cleaner - but some say it makes manhood look 'magical'

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Amazon selling £12 penis cleaner - and men say it's 'magical'

Men and women watching at home were equally repulsed by the admission, but some also shared their own personal hygiene struggles.

 

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Do they have potbellies of gold?

😎

Us horsey folk have known about this for years

I thought that said 12' for a moment, surely a limited market.

I'm inventing a dick bidet, maybe we should join forces durex

Any man who describes something as 'smelling like rainbows' clearly needs this stuff after sticking his willy in another man's bum.

'Smell like a golden shower at the end of the rainbow '

Saliva does the job just as well. Waste of money.

Smells like rainbows? A man never said that.

Washing is a good start.

WTF does a rainbow 🌈 taste like 🤷‍♂️

mikeocraigy You'll need this then.😉😂

who the fucks Amzon? 😂 i'll pass on this one on a National Newspapers spelling mistake😂

Oh.. Pounds! Thought it said inches.

A savvy man would say it tastes of rainbows.

Is that inside or outside

I've seen this in shops before.... it's called soap!

_smithy37

What does a rainbow smell like? skittles ?

Touch the rainbow Taste the rainbow

Yeah.....no bloke is saying that.

Er... Soap and water?

That reminds me, how is Willie Maguire?

WTF does a rainbow smell like? just wash it regularly , and dont put it up peoples bums.

aditya_twister darshanthaker ffs 🙈

Amzon?

Don't unicorns shit out rainbows?

Rainbows don’t smell

Perfect for the Labour Party

Doubt it'll work on mine, it smells of really dirty old men and cod

Overpriced soap.

You do t need this consumerist garbage. You just need this:

i'll stick with the old-fashioned vigorous wash

Orlaawilliams ordered you one it’s on the way.

And taste like a bag of skittles?-

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