Man seeks medical help after artillery shell was lodged in his rectum

A man attended an NHS casualty unit with an artillery shell lodged in his rectum. The man claimed the incident happened when he tripped and fell on the shell. The MoD sent a bomb squad after receiving a request from local police officers.

Rectum, damn near killed 'em! 😜😂😂😂 👀 ikomega BEWBrandon

Obviously met somebody with no sense of humour

Patient confidentiality?…

Nurse: what seems to be the matter ? Patient: I dont know ? somebody at work said I needed a 'rocket 🚀up the arse' 😂🤣😂🤣👍🦂🏁

Are we there yet?🙏

That's an inside job.

I have so many questions, just not sure I'm ready to hear the answers 😳

Once a person hits 80 years old they should be able to do almost anything they want. Want to sit naked on the beach covered in peanut butter with an artillery shell up your ass while smoking crack? Meh, why not?

Got rect

Fell on it. Riiight.

Gives new meaning to the potential for having explosive diarrhea

Fire in the hole!

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He must want to go out with a 'Bang'....

Taking blow shit up very seriously I see

That blows

Gives new meaning to explosive diarrhea!

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

Was that one of the news’s bullet points .

Wait till he tells you where the grenade is hidden.

That’s novel!

🙏

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