Man called 'book murderer' for slicing books in half so he can carry them easily

) says this system of book butchery ensures that he reads the books that otherwise would have been languishing on his shelf.

‘I used to find that I almost never read long books,’ Alex tells us. ‘I would buy them and they would sit on my shelf and I wouldn’t take them outside.Alex says cutting his epic volumes into bitesize chunks simply makes them more readable, and more sharable. And he’s struggling to understand the outrage.‘I just want an efficient mechanism for getting more good words into my skull,’ he adds.‘I really like this Alex, and am completely ok with it,’ said Rhiannon.

‘To the haters, I would say: the book is just a mortal husk, it’s the story itself that is the soul,’ says Alex.

Ha! Book murderer, I like that

Guys never heard of audio books that require a memory card and device he no doubt uses often. No need not with the tech we have about to carry any book halved or otherwise.

For 'book murdered' read 'dick'... However, at least he's reading!

Buy a kindle ffs

Not quite sure what the maximum find is for criminal damage but they should get it.

Couldn’t he just get a tablet though?

He should just get himself a kindle then he can cart about a number of books in one light weight device and stop ruining books which can then no longer be read by others.

Attention

I have sent down to you (O Muhammad) the Book which explains all things, a guide, a mercy, and good news for those who submit themselves to God. (Quran 16:89)

Hipster to a whole new level.

They will fall apart eventually, it's not connected to anything. There's a reason it goes all the way around.

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