'Like a Stephen King movie': feral chickens return to plague New Zealand village

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Lockdown may have vanquished Covid-19, but it has enabled the birds to make an unwanted comeback

Their raucous clucking deprives residents of sleep. They leave the neighbourhood “wrecked”. And food left out for them attracts “rats the size of cats” to an otherwise peaceful, leafy suburb.

 

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Just punch them in the face.

nooouch The TommyCluckers.😜😀

This is Legend of Zelda all over again!

Not so smug now, eh Jacinda?

OK Boomers

Lancaster_Lass

AND THERE TELLING US THEY HAVE A MORE FUNCTIONING SOCIERTY THAN BRITON!?

StephenKing This sounds like a new novel.

Lol no Stephen King is not a hack.

Plenty of ferals in Titirangi. Kia Kaha.

Chickens fucking terrify me. Those cocks combs mean business.

'Like a Stephen King movie.' At least it's not like his books then. A creepy underage sex scene wedged in at random would be too weird.

That’s the plot of his next book. 🙂

Oh cock

This is clucking awful

Feral chickens? The makings of a horror story right there!

ok feral chicken? thats crazy wouldn't want to be there myself

There should be trans Tasman avian alliance established with the NarrabundahP

I'm only here for the cock jokes.

How is this news? Who cares?

Is this true StephenKing?

Dear NandosUK maybe time to open up in New Zealand

What the cluck

kfc

We tried to adopt them but they were all shipped off to two separate farms. Local news makes international news! Odd as so much that is more important!

If they're edible shouldn't this be a good thing for McDonald's

ohthatwelshguy

BREAKING WHO says coronavirus situation 'worsening' worldwide COVID19

Cujo-19 chickens

Stephen King is great at turning a 250-page book into a 980-page book.

Are they safer than chlorinated ones? If so, we’ll have them. Please.

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