Kim Jong-un bans skinny jeans over fears 'decadent' fashion could topple regime

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The North Korean dictator is reportedly fearful that 'capitalistic' influences among North Korea's youth could lead to his overthrow - and has brought in measures to stamp them out

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has reportedly outlawed skinny jeans and mullets in his latest efforts to keep young people under control.

 

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He can't get in to skinny jeans himself

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Agreed. That fat pig gets in skinny jeans and he will topple over.

He’s lucky to have a lifetime supply of lardass jeans.

He’s not wrong.

Coño DictadordeCorea ni las jevitas líder?

Decadent cheese industry breathing a sigh of relief.

🤣🤣

Based

I'm, sure this is just as true as the last time it was reported in western media. Slow news day? Don't you have anything better to do?

Based

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‘Decadent fashion’ with THAT hair.

Yeah right.

ThaMFN_AK

So fragile.

based

So aren't those normal Jean's in north Korea?

I’d say Kim Jong-Un should try skinny jeans first … but I am not sure he could pull them off.

This actually makes a lot of sense.

Uh oh stoolpresidente looks like you're going to have to cancel your visit

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mmirrored it was a good run

Is THAT why?

Pervert☠

Myth says that Victorians used to dress table legs, and Saddam banned flip flops. Both regimes have gone.

How ridiculous think they need to wake up to the real world and stop living in this ridiculous regime of there ancestors just not normal to live like this there living like robot's just bizzare 🤔🤔

Such a barbaric... His wife wearing dress can see lower part of legs...

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Es correcto lo que hace si el objetivo es mantener su régimen. Una libertad tras otra podría terminar por derrocarlo

Wish the dear leader would invade ireland 🇮🇪 so.......

Wish we could ban them here as well. Most people look so cheap and scruffy these days.

Sounds like BS

Everyone starves anyway. Do they need skinny jeans.

Well, he can't wear one soo..

Not just because he's a fat knacker then 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

יש בזה משהו

He prefers miniskirts

🤣🤣🙈

Now there’s an image you don’t want to have to deal with first thing in the morning. Considering that they’re not exactly designed for everyone, then he may not be a complete bad guy after all.

Skinny jeans are Kim Jong-un’s kryptonite.

Yeah! Seems perfectly rational.

What about jacamo?

However jeans for gentlemen of a certain heft are still for sale

😂🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣😂

This should be brought in worldwide!!

It’s only because the lump of lard can’t fit into any 🤣🤣

If I looked like him, so would I.

only cuz he can't fit in them.

Seems fair.

SartorialThug

Really😳! Seriously🥺? Skinny jeans - a decadent fashion being a threat to a regime? Maybe he thinks ripped jeans will destroy the rest of the world, leaving his regime to rule🤓.

One doesn't support bans on principle, but as far as bans go, this is, bizarrely, nearer toward the less disagreeable end of it.

Oh come on! Stop making fake news!

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The only thing I like about this guy is his haircut

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