I have a smaller penis than my girlfriend’s exes – should I get surgery?

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She says I’m the best lover she’s ever had. But knowing I’m smaller than previous ones, I can’t stop feeling self-conscious

Wed 9 Jun 2021 11.37 BSTtoldDepending on the circumstances, my penis is normally about 5.8-6.2in. She said her most recent ex wasI’ve always been self-conscious about it, but this makes me feelthe best sexual partner she

 

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Don't fix what isn't broken. If it gets the job done, who cares? If all she cares about is size, why are you still with her?

Ask Boris as he's a bit of a dick!

Support it with your fingers

Yes, you should!

No. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk. FFS

Stick it up her Gary instead, see if that helps.

Was your girlfriend transgender ? Or Were you a gay?

depends on how many exes..

Yes, you have to cut it completely

This is a great advice,you don't need a surgery just to please a woman.There are other things in your relationship that needs to give importance than just sex.Having a bigger penis/bigger boobs is not always better focus on the good qualities that your partner likes about you.

Listen buddy, what goes on underneath the sheets is your business!

Yes. Do something that will really satisfy women. Have a sex change.

Inflatable dates, stop wasting your time, money. PSI gals are great. MGTOW

No. Get a PUMP. 😆 😆 😆

Breaking news is it? 👏🏼👏🏼

She’s with you, right? Build your confidence. Become satisfied with what you have. It's not about how much you have, it's about what you make of it. The fact that you are insecure creates more problems for her than the size of “him”. That’s why she tries to build your confidence.

… and one dick to rule them all

Sure, get a great big one, see how that goes.

If ur soul & brain are the size of a pea pod & ur sexual organ is the size of an elephant trunk, u r still dust & to dust u shall go someday. Cheer up mate!

Your journalist skills are not looking any better

Tell her she's too loose.

You should get your brain surgery

Gente eh sério essa matéria?

Oh for f*ck's shake!!!

Get a smaller girlfriend. Jeez!!

Yes🤔

This isnt NEWS WOW !!

Tenure of intercourse matters as per as pleasure is concerned, penis size doesn't.

fesshole

Defo ; brain surgery.

Another question to the set of those great questions of our time: is there a god? Why are we here? Are the Beatles really better than the stones? Etc...

😂 at all the people not realising this is from the Guardian’s advice column (which as in all newspapers is partly there for entertainment purposes) and leaping in to bemoan falling standards in journalism.

How big was their tongue ? 🤪

Well.. It's looks like she isn't satisfied with that, so, just call for all your knowledge & skills & made she 'happy' as many times as you can.. It's completely doable!

Sure

Try to be confident with who you are, everybody is different, it's what makes us human.

I surely have a bigger brain than the people who think this is a subject worth mentioning in The Guardian.

they are her exes, if her world revolved around big cocks she wouldn’t still be with you she’d be with them…saved everyone from wading their way through that clickbait shite!

She told you this information?

Learn to use it properly and you'll be fine. 👍

Make it smaller 😂

Yes

clickbait bullshit no doubt

No dont do it, if she doesn't understand it is ok find another girl friend, would she accept such weird comment about her physical shape from you 🤔if yes then both need brain surgery

Guardian office is clearly full of singletons

Why is this in the guardian 😂

Reduced to click bait?

Grauniad, slumming it muchly.

Well! Your ex-girlfriend boobs are bigger than her’s, so you are even 😋 Relationship doesn’t grow without sacrifice. You want this to be long term find a common play ground 😋

😒

Yes. Definitely

Lady garden like a welly top.

No. Get another girl friend.

😂why is this an article lol

It's not about the size. It's about RPM

Yes

wtf is this💀

I'm quite sure this wasn't you KakwenzaRukira 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, get it put inside out and call ya self a waman and turn her into a gae, then join the cult and be proud

Certainly:)) and it’s cheap :))

I didn't read the exes bit....phew, had me worried for a minute....not that there is anything wrong with that!

Yes mate...asap

Written by Pamela...

😅😂😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😂😂🤣😅 is this a joke

Lol no

Definitely. Get a massive one lol

Yes. But not the sort of enhancement you were thinking of.

Fucking LOL!!! Guardian Gernalizem at its finest!!!

It’s quality not quantity that matters!

Pull out a huge dildo and assess her response. Science

No. Get a smaller girlfriend

jferferexe tosi_37 fred_fausto

Surgery? Who for?🤣🤣🤣

Slow news day?

Ask you Mum...but she’ll likely box your ears...

Bloody hell, he’s cocked up there then.

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