I am unable to reach orgasm through sex with my wife

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I masturbated five times a week before getting married, and can still bring myself to orgasm that way, but through vaginal sex it doesn’t happen at all

I got married two weeks ago at the age of 25 to my wife, who is 29. I started masturbating at 14 and did so at least five times a week leading up to getting married. Through masturbating I could bring myself to orgasm within three minutes. However, through vaginal sex, it doesn’t happen at all and she has to finish me with oral sex or a hand job. I’m not sure what’s going on – whether it’s in my head, or something else. We want kids eventually, but I’m having issues reaching orgasm inside her.

 

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First publishe in the Dear Jeremy Column.

Get an au pair, seems to work...

Awwwww 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️this can help!

Then try someone else's lol

Shag a stripper, they're ace.

In other word you don’t know if or not she came?

My wife is unable to reach orgasm through sex with me

Try Grindr.

Try with someone else if that's a target you wish to achieve ... 🤪

Better get it sorted if you want children.

Forgot about the very smart BLACK women that help the WHITE scientist figure out how to get there?

I’d love to know (I’m not reading the article) if he’d tried it with soneone else’s wife? Is it just his wife?

Desperate to sell news.

Have you thought you might be gay?

Welcome to the club.. does she enjoy sex with you.if yes dont worry bout it..your unique sex life..for insemination..the old baster trick works too you know..

Peak Guardian.

Visit sexology and that's all :D

Umm, stop the hand jobs for awhile dude...You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that.

Omg.. Man you could be more carful with your 'machine'..

I tried it with her and she looked like a painters radio when I was finished😜

Unfollow 👋🏽

Why would I care? Why advertise this on a Neo-Lib propaganda outlet? Do you want public permission for anal or something?

There’s a 100% chance you’re not giving your wife an orgasm either, so you’re even.

Get a divorce. thats what i did! Now i bust more nuts than a circus elephant LOL!

J_Potter is married? tomsegura YMHBlueBan ChristinaP

Have you tried with someone else’s wife?

Hot dog down the hallway is hardly satisfying. You shouldn't have had to marry the XX to find that out. Poor lout MGTOw

If he was masturbating since age 14, almost certainly he was using porn to masturbate to. Why does Connelly studiously avoid any mention of mountain of research that links porn use to PIED, PIDE and other symptoms of porn induced rewiring of arousal response

Takes two to tango

Welcome to the world of millions of women!

Sometimes the journey can be more meaningful than the arrival.

Comments! Anyway, retweeting in case others have this issue. Didn't think it was possible.

Congratulations you are the 1st one of those 99 % married man to make it public ☠

Can't be down to your wife as I always manage it with her.

Try someone else's wife.

But if I think of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson I only last 10 seconds , is that normal .. signed Mr J. O’Brien from Chiswick OBINGO

3 minutes 😂

So what's it like being married to KTHopkins ?

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Putting these on twitter may not be the most sensitive way of announcing the problem for today. Appreciate that it's a good thing to talk and everything and we should be much more open...but Twitter...

Why do we need to know this. Millions more men probably going through the same thing but don't advertise it on the guardian ...😂😂 not news...

You might be

Slow news day....

Come out the closet

So you tried other people?

Poor guy! Give him a flashlight 😂😂

It's okay; nobody else can, either.

EsmailHusain Actually, there are many medical solutions for this problem so men shouldn’t worry about it ..

Said 99% of men worldwide 😂

...and here I was about to take my first sip of coffee....thanks !! 😂

smoerbit

Come again?

Feels same man

Sir, this is a McDonald’s drive through...😳

Typical Guardian reader.

... but have no problems at all with the dog

Askies

I can help your wife with that.

Lay off the porn and the beer, simples

ex_muslim And what?

More ejaculate from the Guardian!!

Same here, but that’s largely because we don’t have any.

Lay off the lager sunshine....

smh

The replies 😂😂 ... and how very proud he seems of the 3 minute thing 🙈

Stick a bag over her head.

Borrow your neighbours

Maybe you should stop reading The Guardian whist you are having sex then 👌CoitusInteruptus

Dreadful sorry about that. mikobringts

Welcome to women's world.

Who cares!?:)

Is that you *right wing political commentator*?

I think u should leave your wife!

Time for a threesome?

And people say millennial generation is the worst..... we won’t produce articles like this I guarantee

Thank God she didn’t mention the rough towel again. 🙈🤷🏼‍♂️🍆👋🏻

Enrich your relationship, find a young pretty woman

Wow I didn’t know the Guardian was a sentient married man

TMI

Join the club.

Well, thanks for sharing, I guess?

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