Why don't they pray?
Is it a closed community?
Plenty of body heat to share.
Isn’t that the purpose of a monastery?
Where’s the soap? Yes it does
Ah, that will explain the strange reports of Penguins on the Alps.
Hope they have plenty of candles
Time to drink all that vintage vino...
Plenty of Nunnilingus going on then
Hallelujah ! Stay safe
That’s one way of avoiding brexit. Where is this monastery?
Can nun of them ski?
No nun saw that coming. I’ll show myself out.
Nuns on the piste
Well they never go out anyway? 🤷🏽♂️
What fun does a monk have? None of course.
Monk e business
Unusually heavy snow I Alps - due to more water in biosphere- Climate Change?
Don’t worry god will save them.........
I’m having nun of that
What were Nuns doing in a Monastery ? 😱
The things you'd do to keep warm
Need to amuse themselves 😂😂
They need to jump in the car, and come down the hill in Triumph
Canny say they’ve no had plenty notice 🤣
Hey EricIdle - film idea - Nuns on the ski run. :) The long awaited the sequel
Where were they planning on going?
Nuns not on the run.
Time for divine intervention 🙏
Can’t say they haven’t got nun
*says director, setting the scene for the xxx movie*
A prayer might help
More time for prayers 🙏🙏
I thought they stay there for months
Wine supply low?
Sounds like the start of a bad joke
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