My lowest point this pandemic was when, at the end of my tether, I yelled “I’M THE ALPHA!” at my four-month-old puppy, proving to us both I clearly wasn’t; or maybe that time
I lost a close friend and colleague to cancer after not seeing her for 9 months but poor Gwyneth, imagine eating bread. My heart bleeds.
Sod this pathetic drivel.. I am off to Greggs for a Steak Slice
The thousands of idiots that are, 'OH Gwyneth,I got yo back girl!'
By reading the guardian
😂😂
My dad caved under the pressure of the pandemic, his tough life, my gender transition and my mom's declining health and took his own life. Sucks for Gwyneth tho
😂😂😂
I went completely off the rails and ate four finger Kit Kat’s every other day.
200 years ... not sure this will make it into your finest moments
Another celebrity victim with millions of dollars in their bank account, a lovely mansion, thousands of dollars worth bed with the most expensive silk bedsheet to cry on. Im so sorry for your suffering..🙄🙄
Surprised she didn't eat her own vagina, she likes the smell of that. 😬
There is an idiot writing this and another idiot paying to do so. Imagine
With KerrygoldIRL I hope you couldn't be wasting a slice of bread without using real butter
Thoughts and prayers for her struggle. Must have been such a traumatic time🤪
not the worst thing for her I guess , imagine having to listen to coldplay repeatedly
She needs a bit of fat on her skinny bones.
Poor thing, aww
Poor woman! My heart goes out to her! Bread! Heaven forefend!
I broke down on the M8 and called Green Flag
No one canresist a bacon butty . The soft bread , crunchy bacon , butter melting over your fingers . The smell and taste . Just one question red sauce or brown ?
At Least she didn’t eat an APPLE her daughter 👍👍😂
' Rest of us mortals ' are you actually joking with me? Hahaha... you absolute worthless tools. WHO GIVES A F about these people, we care about actual human beings struggling, not celebrities with no name!
I eat bread twice a day. Am I a monster?
And here I thought celebrities did not need food and fed their self-important and detached egos through attention seeking, letting that fuel them... but congratulations on doing what any mentally healthy person does on a daily basis. God damn what a big deal..
Why not report many of the noble things people did during this pandemic? Seriously?
'This headline was amended on 10 May...' due to readers expressing outrage! The Graun was once a respected paper, now it's just expensive Andrex
I have started eating almost everything with chopsticks. There!
Maybe she should try her pussy candles, they're glutenfree🤣
Wow, just wow. Woman eats bread
Sleb eats bread!!!!! 😲 Bread for slebs! Bread for slebs! Bread for slebs! 💪💪💪💪💪
Unfollowed. That’s a pathetic headline.
The most useless tweet of 2021.👌
What a pain in the backside this woman must be.
Can someone explain to me what's happening hereI am lost
“So I’ve been cooking a lot ...I made scallops with crispy capers and sage the other day, asparagus with bacon vinaigrette, and some little artichokes with stuffed herbs and garlic. “ Just brilliant. HIGNFY. In a Guardian wrap (gluten-free). The Onion me thinks.
The 'gift' of the lockdown is how many people realized how utterly disconnected from reality and the rest of humanity these so-called 'celebrities'are, how they bring zero value to our lives and that we're better off without them.
I baked bread.
I’d light a candle for her but I’d be reminded of hers
My low point was watching my 80-year-old mother-in-law trying to dry the tears disintegrating her medical mask at the funeral mass for her son, while we all stayed 6 feet away out of fear that putting our arms around her might kill her. Thanks for asking, you tone-deaf assholes!
I've gone almost a year w/o hearing about or having possession of her smelly gluten-free pussy and it looks like that streak ends today. If I wanted to smell like carbs and pussy, I'd get 3 lapdances & a spitroast, then show up to bible study for the hell of it. I'm an asshole.
Another breaking story from the Guardian! Some skinny tart eats bread. With all of the stories you could have chosen from and you have the cheek to beg for money every 2 minutes! News flash write decent stories and people will buy your crappy newspaper
Poor auld Chris Martin couldn’t fix her so the rest of us have to put up with this shite
This headline confirms simulation theory and I want a transfer
I'm not even sorry about my language at this point, but: How fucking dare you? Everyone lost someone close to them or knows someone who did. Even if this is just a clickbait title, have some respect for fucks sake. I read the Guardian for the longest time, this was the last straw
Jesus Christ, between her Fanny and her guilt complex would someone just fix her
For fuck sake
Guardian. Have a word with yourself, for Christ's sake.
Her candle smells nasty
Please more seriously, nobody cares about this
Oh, do fuck off, Gwinny 🙄
What’s more newsworthy-eating bread, or not being able to pay rent !
Does anyone care?
I surprised myself by realising would publish such utter shite.
She's selling her 'pussy smell' candles?
This is what happens when you sell candles that smell like vagina 🥴
🙄
Please do not take anything GOOP says or does and take it as science. Please. Please.
Boo F-ing Hoo.
$HOW MUST GO ON ? Micro-housing are housing with a floor area of LESS than 130 sq ft : PILE UP the populations in URBAN AREAS to support land & rental SPECULATION, MASS trade & tourism, INTENSIVE agriculture ..it's CRIMINAL (Penal Code) DIRECT Democracy RETHINK EVERYTHING
She ate bread. What's the news supposed to be?
i got fat as i ate crap the more crap i ate the more i wanted. i have always seen food as fuel doesn't have to be tasty as long as it fresh chocked with vitamins. i don't see anything wrong with what gwenyth says about food in fact i always agree. you can't have bread and potato
I am pushing out my vagina boulder in protest.
Vapid woman
On the positive side, during lockdown I discovered Joe Bonamassa and M and S roasted red pepper tapenade - it went very nicely on all the bread I ate. I also turned our backyard into a bar.
Do these lot realize they are shutting down industries with their stupid beliefs?.... Butchers gone, and now threatening bakers. Would be helpful if they stopped eating all together. Why live if you hate food? Or is that vanity
Problems of the rich, they cry because they have to eat bread, the poor cry because they can't afford to eat bread.
I ate a Gwyneth Paltrow candle.
I cried in a Nottingham M&S because I couldn’t find risotto rice anywhere. For weeks.
She is so brave.
'Let them eat bread'
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I loafed about while sandwiching in another slice of depression.
🙄 Hold the front page. I think most of us normal folk shovelled chocolate by the tonne and drank alcohol by the drum. Daily.
The candle smells of what?
Poor Gwynie.. I'm glad she didn't have to go to Food bank.. May God bless her 🏦 🙏
I wasn’t able to attend the funeral of two very good friends. But this seems pretty trivial now when compared to Gwyneth eating a couple of slices of Warburton’s.
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