Global condom shortage looms as coronavirus shuts down production

A global shortage of condoms is looming, the world’s biggest producer has said, after a coronavirus lockdown forced it to shut down production.

Time to try anal. No excuses.

Ok boomer

mohammad_94

Coronials is another word that comes to mind

Sex shortage or save more lives?

BoomerX

Gross. Disgusting image. Put some flowers up instead.

S**t. There goes my face mask protection, plan B.

Corona Kids.👀

Time to start panic buying

Impact

This thing is a passion killer.

Expect thats the next bulk buy in supermarkets. At least they might stop stockpiling toilet roll if distracted by the hunt for condoms 😂😂😂

コロナベイビー草

Where is social distancing

Huh Corona boomers

Guys eat 4 spoons full of papaya seeds, wait a few days and you’ll be good. Ladies eat unripe papaya for 3 days. People use it as a contraceptive

And people made fun of me for having a condom drawer. Look who’s laughing now.

Fck!

Shortage of penis protective equipment too?

A new wave of boomers is incoming. Holy shit

This is a problem. We have to have condoms, perhaps more even to prevent spreading disease than to prevent pregnancy.

LOL! 😂

New babies...

Lolololol unbelievable! A surcharge of babies is a coming xx

LOL

They can use plastic bags or lays bags if they can’t wait lol

Excuse me..those are water balloons sir

anyone told Boris?

Start making protective plastic clothing to help with the Corona virus

Here comes the coronials. 🤗

Best tweets yet

Well, at least someone is having a good time.

Touch wood they’ll be back up again.

Does this mean we're fucked, or not?

babyboom on the way..

Man how are all those sou boy going to masturbat?

edavis1095

Everyone pulling out anyway.

Jesus. This virus is getting worse by the day.

Don’t worry It’s been ages for some of us

Fu& !

Job description: Squeezing water filled condoms all day checking for leaks.

Baby boom imminent

Coronial generation is going to BOOM

Corona spreads through sex too. Stop fuking the whole planet for god sake.

Raw eye of the tiger season 😎

OMG! I hope HIV won’t spike next 😛

I was joking about Corona-kids the other day. Really, the last thing this world needs is another babyboom. Just swallow it.

Condom shortage! No problem. It is easy to make one at home. Just wrap plastic Saran Wrap around your organ (for men) and close the open end with a twist tie. It works. Good luck. Thank you 🙏

Gotta repopulate the working class.

Good thing I still have all of my SARS stockpile from 2003.

You’d think the industry would’ve protected itself...

Now that puts a whole new twist on the whole Malthusian thing

BabyBOOMsquared!

While flattening the infection curve, are we going to 'erect' the birthrate curve?

Baby boom incoming

They’ll be called quaranteens

Send those condoms to India 🇮🇳 china the Philippines 🇵🇭 and the middle east.. Those bastards need it..

new generation the quarenteenies

No one will be dating there is no condom for the lungs :)

I hope that we are able to 'pull out' of this.

Dominoes still falling.

crisspyguy

Good idea...spark another wave of panic buying

Are you worried about siblings hooking up or something? I’m curious but don’t care to click.

A year from now I will be like: I see Corona baby’s everywhere. I see them all the time!😈

And ?

Not affected by this news at all. 🤪🤪😂😂 Quarantine QuarantineAndChill 😎

This is just a plot to repopulate the Earth after COVID finishes sweeping through the globe. /s

mizter4you2 Iffidel now smritiirani kya karenge?

Who could have predicted this? 😎🍷💋

Well given self isolation...

So in other words we’re getting ready for a second wave of boomers

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