In today’s Absurd Football News, Barcelona have been given permission to sign a replacement for Ousmane Dembélé, a man so knacked by hamstring-twang that Barça players even took to the pitch at the weekend in funereal fashion, every single member of the squad donning specially-prepared Dembélé shirts. He’s pulled his hamstring, lads!
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