Florist fakes apology note for people to send belated Valentine's bouquets

If you’ve forgotten to buy flowers for yourHere to the rescue is Pine & Ginger Floral Co, a florist in New Zealand that has created a special note that you can send with your flower delivery that lets them take all the blame for the ‘delayed’ gift.

The ‘yellow card’, as it’s called, features an extensive apology from the florist, which takes full responsibility – even though the truth is that the sender actually forgot to order the flowers in time.‘We sincerely apologise that you didn’t receive these flowers yesterday on Valentine’s Day,’ the letter reads.‘Our delivery man was bitten by a dog and couldn’t fulfil your partner’s order, which we can confirm they made months ago in preparation for this very special day.

‘We hope you’ll direct your anger and disappointment towards us, our delivery guy and most importantly the dog.‘Again, just to clarify, this late delivery isn’t your partner’s fault.The ingenious marketing stunt, came about after owner Daryian Tee, started getting calls from people late at night asking for him to help them out with an after-hours delivery.

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