English pundits turn on masterclass in stating the obvious

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The BBC had the pleasure of bringing us England's first Euro 2024 match against Serbia.

Rio Ferdinand, Cesc Fabregas, Micah Richards and Gary Lineker sat in the setting sunlight of the day. Micah, who must have been knocked down off the ceiling with a brush before the broadcast, he’s so prone to laughing hysterically and getting carried away. Indeed, no-one has based a punditry career on laughing so successfully. Lineker is at ease and relaxed in his role of presenter, chatting in a relaxed manner, always in control and with time on the ball.

Then there’s the familiar sight of Alan Shearer, headphones on in the ground, the narrowed eyes of the gunfighter, a footballing Lee van Cleef, giving us his opinion that England need to cut out crosses. Thanks. For. That. Guy Mowbray’s familiar Yorkshire burr is our commentator with Shearer riding shotgun who sounds like he’s having a good time. Beats working for a living, I suppose. Serbia looks like a prison eleven, average height 6’2”. England dominated the first half and went in one up.

Lineker is actually the best at this game, especially talking about Kane’s lack of involvement. Joe Hart’s unfeasibly long neck returns pitchside with the traditional aversion to adverbs. If everyone went to the toilet, they didn’t miss much. Rio tells us ‘concentration is vital at this stage’. You don’t say. Pffft.

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