Donald Trump is fond of bragging about his conspicuous wealth and buying power, plastering his name over buildings and gilding the elevators of Trump Tower. But his latest reported aspiration is on the extravagant side, even for him: to purchase Greenland from Denmark.
Source: Loan Digest (loandigest.net)
The Chinese are already buying in...
Well if you believe the climate loonies, Greenland should be a tropical paradise soon. It would be a great investment.
Icy for how long?
He must think Denmark are stupid? The amount of natural resources in Greenland will be worth far more than the US can ever possibly afford.
The Danes have more dicorum than to deal with a snake oil salesman
Hey Edpilkington, instead of labelling Greenland an 'expansive icy territory' and 'a meaty chunk of the Kingdom of Denmark' you could describe it as the self-governing country it is. Instead of Truman's 1946 bid you could highlight current legitimate Inuit claim to independence.
It's ok, Trump just wants 'living space' for the US.
Is he that stupid, he's got them muddled up, It's Iceland that sells frozen Pizza and hamberders!
Annareporting Every. Bloody. Morning. Trump. *holds head in hands*
Denmark should buy Alaska from him.
hansoalfredsson Is it aprilfools day?
Since when can we buy countries ?😒 Where have I been all this time?
President Andrew Johnson bought alaska from Russia in the late 1800s people forget about the most boring stuff
'Donald Trump reportedly wants to purchase Greenland from Denmark'. Of course he does. And that was probably only his third maddest idea yesterday.
These matters are dealt with through war or marriage. As war hasn't been successful lately, I suggest Trump marries off one of his children to the child of a prominent Inuit.
Is Denmark going to pay for the wall ?
Please alert this genius 2 go trump himself . Hard
If he wants to buy it, he might be interested in not letting in melt. ClimateChangeIsReal ClimateEmergency
And Mexico will pay for it.
Please. He also wanted to get SHELL to come to the us. Uhm. They did. Under Obama :P
Soft cunt
Don’t let him Denmark!
The whole idea is ridiculous. He doesn’t have the first clue. He should buy Australia—why would you buy a country whose first language isn’t English? Duh!
Perhaps Trump is looking at developing his own version of the Cayman Islands . All he needs is to change the name from Greenland to Greedland and he will have achieved his purpose.
And Russia is gonna pay for it. 🇷🇺
DMcD626 No $$$ for Puerto Rico..,?
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He wants to buy it so he can sell it to Russia.
What?! Why?! This doesn’t even make sense.
LOL LOL LOL
Smart move.
Trump Island?
Does he want America to buy it or the Trump corporation? Either way he would rape and pillage it, then bankrupt it. Maybe he wants it for somewhere to flee to? Maybe he wants his own country to take over Epsteins old business?
What would he use Greenland for? He has similar environment.... Alaska Kansas
Are we seeing, the art of the deal in action? And he wants Iceland too I guess. It is buy one, take one for free deal. This guy is a genius 😂😂😂
Denmark should just give it to the USA for free -- after decades of free NATO stuff.
Delusional.
Trump 'My credit good enough to buy you out?' Moe Green(Land) 'What?' T 'The Arctic, The Trump Family wants to buy you out'. MG 'The Trump Family wants to buy me out? No. I buy you out, you don't buy me out.' T 'Your Arctic loses covfefe, maybe we can do better.'
With Greenland comes responsibility, and Trump don't have that...
😂😅😂
When Republicans control the White House, it’s open check book time. DeficitDonnie
Maniac.
Trump is a genious. Get over it.
First Greenland, then the UK, then the WORLD! mwahahaha!
I think that’s cool. But I’m sure the Left considers this “evil.” Right?
If Denmark refuse, I hope Trump doesn't Nuuk it.
Nice peace of rock and ice you got there would be terrible if something were to happen to it. DenmarkinUSA GreenLand Purchase $$$
Did anybody tell him the Danes are actual Vikings?
1. He probably doesn’t know Greenland belongs to Denmark. 2. He also doesn’t realize it’s smaller than it appears on the Mercator projection map.
I think there will be a very simple answer from our Danish friends .... Its to rude for Twitter but involves him doing something to himself
Just back from beautiful, remote Greenland and not a fast food restaurant or chain store in sight. Wonderful kept in Danish hands.
I think Greenland will ask Denmark to rejoin the EU... Just saying...
He probably thinks it's green there.
With global warming going to take place no matter what is done, Greenland value would rise a lot. It won't be the first time we bough large territory in our country history. Of course the Trump haters are short sighted can't see pass own hate that Trump is winning.
Look at this map....Look at the fact that it has supposedly the largest location in the world outside of China for a Critically needed resource. Rare Earth Minerals. It makes HUGE sense to buy up Greenland if we Can.
Please please please offer California in a trade
I reckon the moron thinks he'll be in front when all his pro-global warming policies melt its giant ice sheet. He seriously a few sandwiches shirt of a picnic.
We will start mining in the next ten yrs before going to moon$mars by the time we're back no humans w'l remain to compete with us. plusible.
Naah, he just wants to send Ilhan Rosencrantz and Rashida Guildenstern to Denmark with the offer.
Another failed Trump real estate deal!
Irony is someone already bought Donald Trump ClimateCrisis
I support this.
...and France wants the Louisiana Territory back.
will we complain about sending aid if it's hit by a hurricane?
Surprised he hasn’t put in a bid for UK!
What the what !!
So he can ruin another environment?
Why buy it, just invade and occupy like the Middle East, it seems to work well for us.
laShawner951 Wow... This some kind of real estate investment he is aiming to bankrupt?
lmao ain't gonna happen, I don't think Denmark would think of getting rid of Greenland.
He also wants to brexit Britain right into the hands of his pal PutinsPuppet
So he knows what climate change is. He's a liar and destroyer of our world.
The people of Greenland are not interested in being bought like animals. This is so incredibly racist
Trump will be so mad when he sees a non-Mercator projection map of Greenland
He can have Queensland
TheLoserannaPurchase
It’s probably a size thing. It irks him that Canada is bigger.
Trump is on to something.If the imaginary climate fraud scam is not really a Marxist political gambit Greenland could be Vineland again.I see big Hotels,Casinos and acres of wine grapes in the future.AGWFraud
Bad Orange man wants to buy greenland.
I was really hoping Trump chose Alberta... realDonaldTrump
He also wants to bang his daughter...like a lot
Let’s be real: Trump wants to buy Greenland because it has white people. Meanwhile, PuertoRico is still not even being treated like a state.
what now?!
Greenland USA has a nice ring to it. What do the good people of Greenland think of this ? Would they be willing to sever ties with Denmark and become Americans ? Interesting concept but can't see it happening .
HaveYouMetRaul I hope he knows that Greenland is the one with ice and Iceland is the one with green
The new Gitmo.
Don’t do it, Greenland! Take this advice from an American who knows what a dangerous lunatic our president is.
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Spending money has doesn't have.
Hahahahaha
It's cuz for maga nation it's the closest they'll ever get to Mars Trumplandia
Denmark better consider that offer as soon it will appear that there is a firm evidence that they are supporting terrorism (or something) and it will be taken from them for free. (with support of all US allies)
Trump Ski Resort won’t fix the stock market
I think, he thinks its portable. Tow it around long Island.
Seriously?
Is this the white ethno state we’ve been waiting for?
Looking at it very strongly we'll see what happens.
We will take it.
Hey ViciousTNT check this out.
White Homeland
Democrats: Green New Deal Trump: Green Land Deal
And united kingdom from the queen.
Greenland today. Canada tomorrow. Y’all fittin to learn!
factoid HAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Probably think it has oil once all the ice melt.
The 2nd attempt
'The US military already has a major airbase on Greenland, on the north-west of the island. The base has 600 personnel and is important in the country’s global radar system.' Of course
This is like when your spoiled child goes into a debt from a gambling spree then decides it’s a good time to buy a Benz.
Make American Bigger! Let's do it. Why the hell not?
Kane__Stanley 😐
The US will use & abuse
Sweet. Maybe just invade it?
Breaking (not) News: Trump purchases the icy domain of Greenland and renames it Magaland.
I’m sure if the people of Greenland 🇬🇱 have anything to say about it, they’ll want nothing to do with this joke of a country.
Any indication of its price being defined in terms of before or after global warming?
God help them
He loves the green
the war over water begins
Melania needs something out of the divorce...
'This land is so, it's the most green land. Never seen greener. So your grass is green? Wait till you see my green. A huge land. Look, you think I'd have green land I do, so well. But the Denmarkia, danemark ok will get a good deal. We'll see. MAGA.' -realDonaldTrump Aug 2019
Beware. If history is our guide, Trump will default on his obligations.
No F Way, Canada will take it for free, just send the paperwork, the idea has been floated a couple of times. Greenland Canada
Denmark: *looking around for hidden cameras*
... wut?
Does Trump think he gets to keep it when he leaves office?
Owning Greenland gives the US control of both Arctic entry points. We would control shipping, if we needed to... A second point: Greenland is rich in minerals and could be the worlds largest supplier of rare earth minerals...
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