It’s almost 100 years since the music-hall artist Charles Penrose wrote and performed the still-popular The Laughing Policeman: “He’s too kind for a policeman/ He’s never known to frown/ And everybody says/ He’s the happiest man in town.” But the idea that the constabulary may not take their duties seriously enough still seems to be an issue today.
I saw three police officers walking down the street the day and thought I would be say ello. Got arrested for impersonating a police officer....
Really good jokes welcome everywhere!
We officially have no sense of humour and are prepared to arrest anyone who says otherwise.
Fuck yeah!
Of course, they should feel free to do so. Just take care of thinking before tweeting, and not vice versa as often happens😗
NO. IT IS NOT A JOKING MATTER
I've actually never met cop that did not have a pronounced and very deliberate lack of a sense of humor, whether on duty or off. So when they try to make jokes, it ends up looking like this stupid flipflop thing. Ha ha dummies.
As long as the do their job
I remember the reports of the robbery at the Armitage Shanks WC factory. The police said they had nothing to go on.
Yes.
They’re humans too.
The things people get angry about these days...
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