A mobile phone app can detect COVID in people's voices with"potentially high precision" using artificial intelligence , according to researchers.
Results can be provided in less than a minute and are said to be a"significant improvement" on the accuracy of lateral flow tests, scientists said.
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I'm surprised they haven't got a faecis test 4 when you sh::te yet,that would be scraping the Bottom of the barrel
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love a good laugh. Thanks for that
So if it's not a pingdemic it's a voicedemic.
What is covid ? What type ? Many people do not know before there was 10 types / 3 in the Sars type / now the vaccines have so they say many more mutations / join the Worlds Doctors Alliance
Where do I enter my credit card details?
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🤣🤣🤣 scarier than Covid is the fact that there are people who will believe this 🙈
And you also get a visit from the Tooth Fairy
Bunch of utter tossers.
So lateral flow tests were shite?!
😂😂😂😂😂 surely people won’t fall for that 🙈😂
If you believe this, you’ll believe anything. ‘Users will be required to give information about their medical history, smoking status and demographics’. How does that determine whether you have/haven’t got it? Answer- It doesn’t, but it gives them a shed-load of data about YOU!
Laughable string of replies. Folks doubting the technology whilst holding far more advanced technology in their hands. 🤦♂️Leave it to the experts and just enjoy the ride. 💸💸💸
You seem to have missed the more important story…
Really going over the top with this piss taking. Stop now.
Wasted money
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Wow what a lot a shite Bullshit
What a load of propaganda bullsh** this is !! Only the weak, spineless and vulnerable will use this.
The sicky voice we use to blag work on the phone you mean? Another 300 trillion well invested I reckon.
It can probably tell that your speech is muffled because you’re still wearing a pointless mask… and assumes you’re wearing it because you have ‘the virus’
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Is it April fools day? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ffsakes
No. Just no.
I guess it would detect it in 4x vaccinated Joe Biden’s voice more than once 🤷🏻♂️
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Uh no. Not going to happen.
Certainly won’t be bothering. FuckCoNvid.
Anyone believe this utter nonsense?
This is even stupider than the anal swab.
The only thing this proves is just how utterly shite LFTs are...
What about the 'coronavirus'-sniffing canines? 😅
Why is this pish still news. Ffs 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 No.
NO
That red fish you get in Christmas Crackers is more accurate than a lateral flow or pcr test. But come on!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't tell me, Science & Experts yeah?
miffythegamer Christ not another app, what’s this one going to cost us?
So clever it can detect even with a mask on. 🤦♀️
You lot are really taking the p*ss now. It's way past hilarious.
More lies from the rags! Utter rubbish!
No one is afraid of covid anymore.
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The real question is what else does it detect?
No, we don't give a shit, now buzz off!!!! 🤬🐝 🐝🐝🐝🐝
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FU
It's only September! April 1st is a fair few months away guys.
A load of Ballix.
A coin flip is more accurate than a lateral flow test. Please stop this bollocks now because you’re embarrassing me 🤦🏻♂️
Have we just walked into a parallel universe where Brass Eye plays non stop?
I’d rather electrocute myself. Get a new hobby.
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More wizardry fuckery from the Covid Doom Seers bullshit SCAM
🤣🤣🤣 will it recognise baaaaa. Mary had a little lamb
What utter nonsense!!
Scariest thing is, people will believe it 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
You've got to be fkn joking!
Cant afford shitty plastic but smartphones they all have!? The world really has become a shitty comedy
Tossing a coin is more accurate than a lateral flow test!
REALLY 🤔,NEXT
Really?
Dearly me! Is this a joke?This is lunacy!🤦♀️😂😂
Sky news at its best......
This is how you know covid was a bag of shit… can’t detect bacteria in my snot but you got Dr Siri diagnosing me? Gtfo😂
I know what they’ll be able to hear in my voice…..the dulcet tones of me telling them where to stick their app!!
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Complete malarkey.
When did sky news become Babylon Bee?
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This is right up there with when you said farts were spreading Covid. Actually, a fart app test would be more plausible.
Give it up ..
Go **** yourselves.
Oh my lols
Now this is hilarious 🤣 also it's clear now that they are fking listening to us!!
No thanks, I use one of these
Give us a break!!!!
Excellent news. This clearly means it’s actually April the 1st and we have summer to look forward to 😂😂
What a total load of bollocks
Jesus christ how gullible do they think people are?
another day, another scam, another fool taken in. Follow the money 💰
Half the country will fall for this like they did with the masks
If you utter the words, I have Covid, it agrees with you and calls the Covid police and you get Locked down. True story 🥴
You lost all credibility years ago, I suppose a few more fake news articles can't hurt.
Does it detect the bed wetting fear? 🤔
🤣🤣🤣if you say so.
That’ll be Grade A bollocks then . Give it up no one is listening
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Your taking the actual piss now
Whole new meaning to the “sick voice”
If I fart on it will it detect monkeypox 💨
New Covid app which will track you better!
oh please, just fukc off
One way of inflating the numbers and recording your whereabouts ✊💦✊💦✊💦✊💦✊💦✊💦
“Enable rapid screening of the population”. The great reset sharpens its claws.
Detect this Fook off grrrrrrrr!
Insane, zero credibility 😂😂😂 what next.
Good it's so accurate it'll understand when I tell it to F right off
Congratulation! Thats the most interesting and intelligent thing from sky news ever.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Have we fast forwarded to 1st April?
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Just about anything would 'detect' better than those tests.
Some clowns will believe it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t imagine you people have many viewers anymore.
😂😂😂 you’re a bit late. April 1st was 5 months ago!
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Checks for parody account, nope just bollocks
Bore off
Do people actually believe this bull 💩🤦♀️
Never read so much shit in my life!
What you actually mean is an app can make up if you have it or not. What should be reporting is how much of a waste of time lateral flow tests are and how they have completely skewed numbers and data if an app is better 🤷♂️
Horse$hit !!
Absolute clown world 🤡🤡🤡
I don't give a monkey's ass if it is orotate there's no app going on my phone and fake PCR test ether.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, well that just proves how accurate LFTs actually were/are, if a phone app is more accurate…a fucking phone app… I despair 🤦🏻♂️ Sky news parody account I hope.
As accurate at detecting a fake virus. So is my budgie actually. When anyone enters the room with covid, he pecks his mirror repeatedly, squawking 'got covid, got covid! squawk'. He is the gold standard of fake virus fake testing.
Lollllllllllll
That headline is right up there with 'Father Christmas found on vacation on Mars'
Not happening I'll burn my phone before I comply
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Honestly…. It’s laughable now … talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel to keep the fear alive 🤦♀️
Does it pick up smell too, because this sounds like total bullshit!!
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What a crock o shit
Oh another way to keep throwing out false results as an excuse to lock people in theres homes
Is it April 1st today?
If it detects Covid in your voice - why are users required to give their medical history (or any other info, for that matter)? 🤔
0 care
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Keeping the covid branding alive I see.
More data collection to entrap and enslave
Wetting your finger and sticking it up in the air is more reliable than these laughable flow tests..
Even if you're a numpty who still wears a mask and your voice is muffled 😂
Another load of complete and utter bollocks.
Anybody believes this tripe needs sectioned FULL STOP 🛑
Well sky news are use to chatting shite over our heads
Pathetic.
Not content with spunking £37Bn on track and trace and however much on LFTs and vaccines, taxpayers have to endure more pointless spending on apps that detect a cold Can’t absorb the energy increases to save lives when it’s really cold this winter though ?
This tweet went well…
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What a joke. Just stop this hysterical nonsense.
Snork 😂😂😂I assume it's just us plebs..oxbridge gets a pass eh?
the gullibility test exceeds the researchers wildest theories
😂😂😂😂😂Youhave got to be taking the piss scummedia
Is there an app that detects the absolute utter drivel of Sky News?
Spitting in the wind would be more reliable than lateral flow tests. Same with the PCR ones.
Shows you what rubbish lateral flow tests are.
Boring
Wow people will believe anything
Sky genocide propagandists are enthused at the possibility of assigning wellness and quarantine scores by algorithm
AHAHAHAHAHAH
WALOB
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Anyone downloading this needs sectioning
Bollocks!
lol
Tested on whom? Tested on how many people?
Haha piss off
This is the biggest load of bollocks I've ever heard
The world has gone officially mad…..
Process how utterly worthless the lateral flows are if they can be beaten by a ridiculous 'app' 😂
Alexa can't even understand a Scottish voice never mind if an app can hear covid in it🤣🤣🤣
😃what is this new BS?
You're talking bull.... Covid
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Sky news you disgust me
People didn't download the Track and Trace app. What's the chances of the public downloading an app that will clearly be making a guess. Also, as they won't want legal action taken against them if they're wrong, the app will be programmed to say positive more than negative.
What utter shite!
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Sinister indeed.
telfordvillan
GFY
But can it detect the anger in my voice that I feel towards the legacy media, government and the rest of the shills that are keeping this scam going?
Wow just embarrassed for you
Should work brilliantly if you’re asymptomatic 😂😂😂
Oh good god, does anyone actually believe this UTTER rubbish?
Are they doing another one for detecting Tory bullshit in the voice 😂
Ha! Not a voice collection app at all. Nope. 🙄
No-one is bothered anymore man
Tosh!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf will they come up with next
So that's bullshit as well then
cwt_news
My mate is mute. How’s it going to work.
Pissing in the wind is more accurate than lateral flow or PCR tests.
Unbelievable 🤣🤣
FO
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My voice says FY🤣
When will this be made available?
Is this a serious news channel.
Nothing suss about that
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🤣🤣🤣 If there’s any truth in this at all it only shows how utterly useless the lateral flow tests are to start with!
How about doing some journalism and publish the research papers that support this insanity, rather than the scare propaganda your indulging in.
Oh do shut up!
Literally doing nothing is 'more accurate than lateral flow tests' Also, please advise exactly how a software application can detect biological viruses with no intermediary interface? Absolute bollocks. ScumMedia
Bull
Try doing some real reporting on the vaccine injured and dead instead of this utter bs. The uk economy is in recession and the price of the damage done to people immeasurable. That is down to the lies and propaganda pushed by this outlet and others like it. Disgraceful.
And so you start again. Purveyors of lies
🤣🤣🤣🤣 You lot are jokes!! Good one 👏👏👏
Imagine actually downloading that. 😆
Virus in my voice? Really?
Act like you've got it. 🤡
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Oh FFS 🤣🤡🤣🤡
What a load of bollocks
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Ffs! This goes from one extreme to another 🤦🏼♀️. Stop the world. I need to get off!!
But can it detect it in my aura?
😂😂😂😂this is the best yet. Absolutely made my day thanks 😂😂😂😂😂
EndUKLockdown1 Bullshit bull shite etc just go away now we have had enough now, now go do one bye bye 🤣🤣🇬🇧✌
Hang on, if an app like this is better than LFTs, it just goes to show how absolutely sh1te they actually were in the first place 🤣🤣
Is it April already?
They’re getting worse 😂
Wow. You must think we are all sheep 🤡
What does that tell you about LFTs ffs.
telfordvillan
EndUKLockdown1 LOL 😂
FFS......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘Why you can trust Sky News’ 🤣🤣🤣 What a load of bollox!
Yeah right FFS. Many will believe this, another try at control.
Thanks for verifying that the lateral flow tests were a good way of helping to bankrupt the country and a useless way of detecting covid
In other words here’s a way we can try and get the sheep to give over more digital data about themselves through voice
And before they knew it they where trapped! Human cattle, being led to the slaughter! Like good little sheep they are! 🤦♂️
EndUKLockdown1 Suck my balls covid don’t exist
Wow! I've read some bollocks in my time but you win that's the stupidest thing I've ever read. Sounds like a dictators dream come true. Embarrassing you actually wrote this 🤦🏻
More made up rubbish
liarsinc2 Sky news should be shut down for running this story. In a functioning polity it would be.
Oh FFS we need one to detect blood clots after the 💉 1000 excess deaths per week above the 5 year average and the hapless media are doing this 😡
Omg I haven't laughed so hard in ages, I should stop, I heard laughing causes heart attacks
Wtaf? Ridiculous nonsense!
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Lmao😂😂😂😂 hello communist China
So the Flow tests were 🐂💩 just like this story
Nah. Bs Medicine is a joke now
Just let it go. We're done with this nonsense.
What do you have to speak to get “Im in the public sector”
Don’t care, not listening.
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Covid ended over a year ago😂 they still cant prove that anyone has actually died from it. Prove me wrong if you can.
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Farking Nora. Move on for pity's sake.
Is it 1st April again?
Just use a magic 8 ball!
So anyone with any type of throat/chest infection (which will alter their ‘normal’ voice) will be identified as having Covid 19?
Yawn.
🤣🤣🤣 BS
Load of pish
What a load of rubbish
How much did this shite cost sell it to the government for millions so they can fool most of the country like they have from day one
Lmao ok
Apps apps apps. Everything is moving to apps. Stop doing that. Older people don’t have apps or don’t have internet or know how to do it. Move away from doing everything by bloody apps
Better than a swab up the nose
I’m pretty sure you’ll detect something in my voice, but it won’t be Covid.
Sad to say, people will likely believe it.
🤣😂🤣. What a load of bollocks. You should be ashamed Sky.
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We are living in the twilight zone. 🤣
WTF...Do they really think we're THAT stupid ?...I guess they must do....it is SO INSULTING
Sounds like Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes. A company that was complete bull but sucker people in for billions of dollars.
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Oh go do one
Baa baaaaa
That tells you all you need to know about the accuracy of the lateral flow test 🤦♂️
Is Dido looking for more cash to develop it?
If this was 'Jeopardy!' (before-2020) ... 'you feel good and have no symptoms - - but visit the doctor daily for a check-up' ... 'what is hypochondriasis?'
Nope.
Absolute bs
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Do four swivel chairs turn round when you test positive?
Which really shows up the LFT for the sham it always was ! if something is twice as useless as useless that still makes it useless ,a lot like your journalistic approach
Oh yeah, we'll all belive those results coming from our phones, controlled by big tech !!!
Hahahahahaha
How many people with an URI or throat infection are going to be misdiagnosed as having covid-19?
Seems a bit far fetched.
😂😂What nut cases will believe in this 🤣🤣
Detects covid in your voice 🤦♀️ Mother of sweet jesus 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Somebody’s pockets getting lined again I see
LOL
I tried the app and it said⬇️
Why don’t they make an app that detects the government and the MSM talking bullshit!
More bollox
I call bull 💩
What a load of bollocks
Wouldn’t of worked on Phyllis from Corry!
What a load of tosh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 greatest thing I’ve ever heard! If I was on the side of bull shit, trying to convince people of this nonsense, I’d definitely say that if you shove your phone up your arse it detects covid stronger than anything else. Some mask wearing gimps would do it 😂😂😂
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