Boris Johnson will have us laughing all the way to the food bank | Will Self

Hello, I’ll be standing in for David Mitchell this week, and Stewart Lee next. I’d like to apologise for this in advance: regular readers of this column have become used to scintillating satire from these two, delivered via crisp, witty prose. What do I have to offer in return? Nothing but grim jeremiads about the dreadful state we’re in – and pretentious, jargon-laden analyses about how we got here.

How did he end up running UK it boggles the mind. He divided your country then immediately disappears everyone I knew there hated him, then comes back Prime Minster?

At least he makes us laugh unlike silly willy self

You forgot to add ‘I hope’ to the headline.

Will who?

Perhaps Graham Greene was onto this as well..

kuku27 Role of clown suits him well

Fear mongering. But if it's true. It's a good thing he told illegal aliens not to come for the freebies

Newsflash. Many people are currently using food banks, that’s the reality of global capitalism which the EU now unfortunately epitomes. Not that the Guardian or many of its ‘liberal’ readers gives a damn about food banks for the plebs.

EHHH? Being part of the EU (and under a Labour and then Conservative GOV) we have already seen RECORD numbers of users at food banks!!! This is WHY you are ACTIVISTS, The Guardian... and others have taken-over the baton of JOURNALISM, The Guardian! XXxx

I think you will find on a no deal Brexit and a US trade deal that food banks will be privatized and taken over by US companies who will turn them into vegan health spas for the rich.

Nope , only you local UKLabour mps will .

No Will, that's what socialism does!

lefty liberal elite becomes more and more desperate and more lonely day by day.good!

yeah but they'll have these big deals

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Will Self, same old leftist drivel.

Go to press again scaremongering go to press

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