Boris Johnson: I'll make UK 'match fit' for no-deal Brexit

Boris Johnson has pledged to get the UK “match fit for no deal” to ensure it can leave the EU on 31 October “come what may”.

God help this country with that in charge weredone

Tooth Fairy flying tonight ....

I like to look at the picture that accompanies this story and imagine him making monkey sounds. Seems appropriate

Punch-drunk more like.

Inspiration from Boris Johnson. Just back from a 10k topped up with 40 press-ups. Now I’m going to jog on the spot until 31st October.

What, Boris Worry? Boris likes Milkshakes!

It is all pie in the sky to get votes so he gets to be PM after that forget the promises.

A sure faillure... viva EU !

Match fit? 😂😂😂 Someone tell him that Brexit has cost the country 66 billion already clown

Lolz- Trump and Boris are the End Times we deserve

Shouldn’t it just be”K” now? Or possibly “DK”? There’s certainly nothing united about it any more and given this twonk’s preference to float off Scotland and Notthern Ireland there’s even less”U” coming up

Eejit

It's coming home, its coming, Brexits coming home....

No you won’t! It’s actually impossible.

Go Boris!!!

Fit for a recession ?

That’s so dangerous

KhufuSphinx do u see another trump leadership here

Like himself 🙄

We have had 3 years to make Britain match fit for no deal Brexit. Plus why are you not going after Canada light or Switzerland light.

Poor UK.

I read all these comments in a British accent

But still lose on penalties?

More waffle. Verbosity does not equate to intelligence.

Idiot

Says the man who can't walk up stairs without sweating like a boiled pig

We'll be more like Andy Carroll with this prat

Nuts.

As an Irish neighbour we should really take the UK home at this point... it's had waaaay to much to drink

It will be a disaster of epic dimensions!

Self-serving narcissist supported by delusional faction of his party, nostalgic for imperial greatness, enabled by the billionaire-owned press. What an utter mess.

He’s an ignoramus..

Match fit as in streamlined by starvation.

He literally won't though... Even if he wanted to he can't

“Match fit” another meaningless sound bite. How does he intend to do whatever that is in the few parliamentary week before Halloween?

I D I O T

gosh ok I'm now convinced that all the complex and mature deals and strands and threads from decades of working with numerous countries will now all be easily and smoothly replaced.

Sure. Now, off you go, for your little walk on water.

The end is near...

Perhaps BorisJohnson should stay away from the sports metaphors ... not exactly leading by example ...

What is the world coming to

Story u talk to much that was hw may said it in her time, time shall tell.

Oh! Has found a new magic money tree? babychurchill

Yay, more magical thinking, that’s just what we need 👍

Ben Askren was match fit

Good luck UK with this man.

Match fit will take decades, we have months. You can start with free education for all, and a SIGNIFICANTLY higher minimum wage that is equal from eighteen onwards. You can lower the taxes of the rich and wealthy too, because we will need their entrepreneurship and inspiration.

Look at his Looney face

Its not a sport its peoples livelihoods

He found a magic money forest.

He will make nothing of such kind. He suffers merely the same illness as Trump. Illusion of grandeur and tremendous stupidity.

Boris you can’t sort out your personal life never mind our country

Another great guy 😁

Bunter and sports? Really? His diet appears to be in reverse gear.

At what cost?

When I lose my job because of no deal, myself and the millions like me will have a lot more time to play sports. Is this what the heinous lump trump-poodle means?

Less a match, more a tinder box

Fruit & nut case 🥜🥜🥜

There's an air of apprehension in London about Boris's fixation with a no-deal Brexit. Many have trouble processing it & others are up in arms about it since his enterprise does not augur comfort and reassurance to the labour force. Still, one fervently wish B.J the best of luck!

Idiot 🤮

He’s delusional. Maybe we are better off with Trump. You know, the art of the deal.

Is this the new show from Netflix? 'I think you should leave by Boris Johnson'

WHY should a country give UP their sovereignty to pay a large organization BILLIONS of dollars? They would be better off governing their own country because the large org is just a parasite wanting to grow itself for POWER & monetary self-gain. Brexit

Reminds me of a trumpy

Could you not send BorisJohnson to act for Royal Shakespear Company?

Feck off, you self serving twaygat...

This dangerous clown works only for Trump's interests

Who would trust a man who cannot buy a shirt that fits scruff

The match must be either a Swan Vesta or a Bryant and May as it is a policy that will burn the UK economy and put a flame to the Union.

This statement is ‘not fit for purpose’.

Unfit to serve

Mad.

You think Putin might want a no deal Brexit? Boris like Trump is doing Putin's bidding.

What could possibly go wrong 😂

UK deserves BJ as PM 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is away with the fairies again. The future is painfully idiotic.

Calling the ambulance that won't come?

That fella spouts more shite than I would the morning after drinking 15 pints of Guinness....

What is he on about? Ludicrous human being.

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