KingJaffyJoffa it’s ss7679 hero
Who?
What does that say about him. He has to fear something to be a better person !
Why is he even being talked about?
I higher morale standard would have worked as well.
Why did he give him a dodgy alibi
Is that the same god who had his son nailed to a tree?
God, tell him to lose some weight please, whoever he is
Typical twitter replies. Get someone involved in knives and drugs they are dammed. Find something (no matter what) that keeps them away from knives and drugs they are dammed. Dammed if you do dammed if you don't.
I could of ended up in jail if I hadn't got a job.
Where did he find him? Down the pub.
‘Struggled to afford bread?’ pull the other one, he’s got Colonel Sanders personal number....
Ask him 'What does he look like'? As nobody else has a clue.
He could end up in hospital if he doesn't find an exercise bike and some restraint!
Interesting how someone can thank a „god“ for their own achievements.
BS
That's how all the priests avoid it too
So just like everyone. Cool.
Well they've just discovered he was Greek and not a Jew .. god I mean!!
Yeah, he looks like he was short on carbs.... Isn't the Sky Wizard amazing!
You keep following the religious god your bound to end up in prison or hell unless you renounce the bad things the leaders of all religions do to kids
Ah yes, God. The imaginary sky fairy who lives in the clouds and the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card. Used by liars, charlatans, con artists and morons for centuries to excuse inexcusable behaviour.
Where was he? Did he draw a map or happen to drop a pin on google maps?
So the Man in the Sky saved him,'OK.
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