‘The kids start chirping up saying they want monkeys all over the car, and the next thing you know, you’re driving home with no registration plate.’
One park worker said: ‘The baboons have been found with knives and screwdrivers. I do wonder if it’s some of the guests handing them out.’ The safari park reopened after its enforced coronavirus shutdown on June 15 but the 550-acre park had long argued it should have been allowed to open its gates sooner.Making a ‘big cats v big macs’ argument it questioned why changes to Covid-19 lockdown allowed drivers to use fast-food drive-thrus but not visit the park.
A spokeswoman said being remaining closed while the restaurants were allowed to reopen ‘didn’t make sense’.A spokesman for the park told the Times that armed apes could be an urban myth, saying: ‘We believe many of these stories have grown in exaggeration as they’ve been retold, with embellishment to make the objects that are sometimes found in the enclosure seem more exciting and unbelievable.’
So fake
Get the buggers employed. Hell ya ''. Pay um in fruit. Oh!!! Sorry that might be racist. Woops. !!!
Now. That is '' ' progress.
Not one photo of a knife or a chainsaw. Metro “clickbait”. Must be a slow day in the Metro office.
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