mattprescott Or...in the Snake News ' Snake attacked by human who tried to sit on it !' Shocker !
This person is a POC, the snake is Waycist.
Well there's that nightmare worry firmly nack on the agenda- bloody Freud!!
If you don’t get to a hospital within15-20 minutes you’re gonna die unless I suck the poison out. [Lady snake victim] ;-Crikey what’s gonna happen, if you don’t get it out that soon ? Afraid you’re gonna die, !
That’s a horror movie in real. Scary!!!!!!!!!
I’d be lying if I said I’d never experienced difficulty controlling my snake whilst in the bathroom.
Yet another reason that justifies to myself why I shall not be ever going to Australia.
Nooope nope nope no nope
kyrak_xo
Every animal in that country wants to kill you and a lot of them can?
SpiffingFrocks have you seen this ?
demon_row Does your new snake bite kit fit all the requisite parts of the body?
Why did she go into a snakes toilet in the first place? Don't snakes deserve some privacy when they are using the john? Why does Australia have toilets for snakes...and why are they so big? What sort of seat did she take into the snakes toilet?
c00poodle ever happen to you?
jesseyuen See, you guys are safer staying in the UK ;)
Always check first
I mean PTSD or what. She'll never use a toilet again.
gstevensonsport you better becareful😂😂
Right on the assp
If you hadn't mentioned Australia in the title, I would have assumed it was Australia.
Does anybody consider Australia a tourist destination? We got major problems in the U.S., but snakes in the toilet are not one of them. We keep ours in the White House where we can keep an eye on them.
U would bite too if some tries to poo on your head :)
Going out TODAY and buying one of those glow-in-the -dark toilet seats. And never turning off bathroom light again.
Hope the snake adder good reason for being there..
Can we please let the Sudanese know about this story, many dangerous things in Aus especially drop bears 😧
well i am sure if you were going to shit on someone's face - they would be offended as well!
And this is just one of the reasons I'll never go to Australia.
And it doesn't get more Australian than that...
OldMcKinley careful now 😂
Ouch
Not really news worthy. Happens a lot more than people think.
Thank goodness I don’t live anywhere where there are snakes. I wouldn’t be able to use the toilet anymore if that happened to me
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Just me highly amused by the fact that it was a Carpet Python, then? 🤣
Australian snake 🐍 is not dangerous . My Uncle is dangerous. My uncle is biggest Snake 🐍 in the World 🌍.
And I always thought it would be good to visit Australia too. Oh well just saved a lot of money!
I always check the toilet before I use it !! this has just confirmed my worst fears !!
Ooh matron
Mmmhm.
could have been worse
James_Bnx
Was her name Myrtle? If jk_rowling taught us anything it's that snakes and toilets don't mix! 🐍
'non-venomous strike in the dark'.... is that a euphemism?
What was she doing in the toilet? Couldn't you use a better headline? 'Snake in toilet bites Australian woman' would be better.
Ooorrrrgggh
She was stricken in the dark? Why did she have the lights off?
The other day, golfing with a friend in Thailand, and he was rescuing his ball near a clump of bamboo, when a large lizard scooted over...I won that hole consequently 😎
Oh my god that’s my worst nightmare
sirenmoonbee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fear come true
Australia: where you are not even safe on your toilet
One should never go to the toilet when in Austrailia. This is common knowledge.
The Chamber of Secrets
Well if someone did that on your head you would be entitled to bite back !!
I jumped up with my pants down and turned around to see what looked like a longneck turtle receding back into the bowl'.
Re-enforced my opinion that Australia is full of bitey, stingy creatures and I can never go there 😱
Shocking, as Poisonous Snakes & Reptiles are taking shelter in Toilets. And many Animals are entering fields in rural areas, as Greedy Humans are destroying Forests and encroaching their World.
FarthingHannah make sure you check first!!!
No snakes in the UK yet this is stillmy nightmare
ClausRuiz88 toca decirle a Cami que cuidado 🤣🤣🤣
At least it wasn't a Xenomorph.
One person In several billion bitten by snake.....it’s not as if there’s nothing else going on is it?
Too many nasty, bitey things in Australia; snakes...my worst nightmare.
It’s why I’ll never go to Oz
I like snakes. I rescued one some years ago it was in the middle of the road, I picked it up and removed it to a safer place. Was it grateful? Not a bit of it, the snake bit my foot, fortunately I had on boots. I later realised it was an adder, WHOOPS!
At least she was in the right place to shit herself
Yikes x
Did Putin put it there?
In related news, Florida man reports missing pet
[2nd Witch] By the pricking of my bum, Something wicked this way comes. [Knocking] ...Open locks, Whoever knocks! [Enter a Large, Scottish Snake] Large, Scottish Snake: How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags! What is't you do?
That is not a nice surprise when you go to the toilet.......Wow.
Pray on what part of her anatomy was she bitten?
We’ve all been there
You ever wonder if Australia is actually a utopian paradise and they just periodically release stories like this to scare losers like me from crashing the party? Surely this must be the case. I’ve never been, so I’m gonna declare it so, because the alternative....
Very lucky, it's non-vernomous bite like the lady would be in hospital.
Fuckin straya
Remind me never to go to Australia!
This is why I always inspect the bowl thoroughly for venomous snakes and insects before using it. Yeah, I'm that neurotic.
Literally the stuff of my nightmares
No offence to Australians intended but what a shite place to live. Snakes in the shitter, spiders the size of cats, crocodiles in the fucking sea, sharks everywhere, even killer fucking plants! No wonder the Wallabies are so inconsistent at the back!
baggieboy719 😱🚽🐍💩
So not funny.
WilliamMRitchie
Flappin ek
Jesus H. Christ!
What is it with the BBC? Is it hate Australia week, yes it's safe in Australia, yes they have snakes, but do they have Pakistani paedophile gangs targeting white kids? Probably not.
In outback Australia, toilet snake YOU!
It was just trying to cool off? Yikes
This is the stuff of nightmares
Bet she was shocked a 1.6m long snake winding its way around her lady garden! Not everyday you get something that big mooching about in your lady garden, unless you have shares in Ann Summers! LOL
__katieball milannhydee have a gooden gewls
Why is this news? Everything wants to kill you in Australia !
Not surprised given she was trying to flush it down..
Dammit Australia why do you have the deadliest BS on the planet?
Yolo
Oh my gosh, my worst camping nightmare come to life!!
A sharp tap, from behing, in the dark by a snake. There are so many places this sort of line could take you.
And jokes about shakes in toilets?
mmmh realy
There's a snake in my loo!
Bitten in the dark? Is that a euphemism for a tender region below the equator? Judi Dench called that area 'The Midlands' I refer to it by many names but the undercarriage works.
Hope it wasnt a trouser snake.😁
Oddly I remember seeing an article like this when I was a kid, in Australia too :) a country where all the wildlife seems to be able to kill you
Please stop sharing NEWS like these. How are we supposed to use bathroom after reading this 😭
How do they not have a toilet with a flap in the piping that allows liquid and solids out, but nothing can get in?
Wow! breaking news.
'non-venomous strike in the dark'
espngolic MichaelRyanRuiz
Imagine you’re poppin’ and you get beatin’
Can you blame it lol
Really? 🙄
Was it a 'shit' viper?
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