At last May manages to unite the Commons and the country | John Crace

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After triumphantly turning everyone against her with a televised speech, the PM comes back to Earth in Brussels

For any other person, the EU council meeting would have been shit or bust. But given that Theresa May has long since treated the last-chance saloon as a drop-in centre for the soon-to-be homeless, we are now well beyond that. The Leader in Name Only has taken herself to the realms of shit and bust. A space-time continuum where she has failed upwards and upwards to the point where there are no good solutions on offer in any imagined universe.

 

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Nonsense. Scotland has an entirely different view!

Astonishing. Can you come to the US and skewer Trump like that? Still, it seems there is always enough blame and hubris to go around. Don't put Ms. May in hospital.

Great writing - it made me laugh & almost cry. I wish it was nt so

Simply brilliant piece of writing. I am uneasy though because this really just happened and it's my family's future at stake here...

You my man are comedy gold... Love it!

Crace might have been doing it for a while, but it’s hilarious in the midst of this national psychodrama that he calls theresa_may ‘Lino’...I can’t think of anything more apt! ResignTheresaMay

Very amusing read, and basically, spot on!

Really?

I like May more than June.

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