’s automated systems at the Center for Near Earth Object Studies in California, US. The asteroid has been officially dubbed 52768 and is estimated to measure up to 2.5 miles across.An object this big could potentially spell the end of the human race if it strikes the planet.At this rate, the asteroid will close-in on Earth on April 29.According to the Planetary Society, an asteroid bigger than 0.6 miles across is big enough to threaten global destruction.
Does 6LD = 0? No!
Can’t even get the word civilization right
CLICKBAIT BULLSHIT...CLARIFICATION: This article originally claimed that asteroid 52768 (1998 OR2) will approach our planet in April, and that the rock would be 'heading our way'. In fact it will pass on close approach at an estimated distance of 3.9 million miles from Earth.
IM WAITING
I've only just seen. I'm going to assume it didn't hit us, thank god for that eh
Am I the only one that wants this to happen
PoorlyAgedStuff
E
The_Popcorn_Man
This aged well
Welp this never happened. Lol
Dang got my hopes up
Madafakas always lying
The 5G radiation destroyed it! 🧐
Peradaban takkan pernah mati, mister.
Iki beb Loepy_mar sumber e. Wis diprediksi seko Maret, tapi tekan e lagi wingi asteroid e 😁
ada berita kaya gini ga sampe di media, tapi media malah ngangkat corona wqwq
Waduduh ☄️
BREAKING NEWS: Asteroid bounces off of Niran’s trim and flies back into space, saving humanity
Ummmmm hello? It’s the last day of April
We are still waiting...
I'm waiting
Yes please.
Damn....we really fucked huh
Isn't it time for the world to see peace and tranquility ?! Who boycotted the United States ?! Is the United States moving towards disintegration and peace like the Soviet Union? Calexit
😄😄😥 I hope it happens soon
*me legit wanting it to happen*
Okay ... Cherry on cake.
Earth: exists God:
It's not going to hit it will just pass by, I read the article, it would be a very awesome view when it happens
oh fuck no im not going out the sam way the dinos did im fucking shooting myself
Correct if I'm wrong, I think they have missiles to counter any asteroid or meteor right?
is this a good or a bad thing?
Finally.
hooray!
Sorry I accidentally dropped a rock and now its heading towards Earth 😬😬
Clickbait
I don’t believe it
With great respect..I welcome that asteroid...
Never seen such STUPIDITY!! 65 MILLION YEARS ago the asteroid that killed off large meat eaters ( not planetary extinction) measured 15 km. 4 klm asteroid might destroy a city. On the picture you show a asteroid as big as AFRICA. AFRICA is 4klm wide 💥💥💥FAKE NEWS💥💥💥
what is this clickbait
This is April. Oh... God. 😨
In my opinion the astroid should stop
Nah send Bruce Willis up to that bitch on gang.
remindmetweets april 30
'If it hits'
Duck and cover. You'll be fine.
Season X Is here. And the world is destabilizing FAST.
AlRiGhT wHiCh OnE oF yOu MoThErFuCkErS aCtIvAtEd SbUrB aGaIn?
its FAKE
i guess that’s one way to end a pandemic
That will end the toilet paper problem
Holy shit finally
No baseball, now this?
April fools
I want to bet a million dollars that nothing will happen
fake news , with everything going on with corona virus nasa wouldn’t say this just to put us all in more panic
mf be wording shit to scare us...
Derricc_ 2020 still loading?
Is this fake newsor real....
i really dont gaf anymore
I could care less at this point
The time is nigh! We're all going back home 🤣
If i die i die mf.
Even spelled civilization wrong 😂
2020 está lleno de pruebas😔 diana_del_mar murillo_arantxa
APOCALYPSE MAN.
.
Confirmation do yarr, Mai pdhai kru ya nhi?
I hope one day when the world will really end, (not through this 4.1km asteroid that might never reach earth according to their calculations) we won't be here, not to talk of been on Twitter joking about it, Allah please forgive me, my family, my mother³, my friends and the ummah
'Could end human civilisation if it hits.' ...So everything else would be fine?–
kiamat sudah dekat
Big Boomers
Who gives a shit a this point Let it come Welcome it to a fucking tea party
Asteroid so far from earth
I don’t even care anymore
lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ooooh nooo😥😥😥
Its totally fake
Asteroid boi just wants a hug :3
MicahStonechild jordvnbaby
o nice
Welp ges I gotta get an infant again. you still take infant souls right?
just please fucking END US
CoDGhosts619 Bro 2020 just wants us all dead💀
tarcioomendes
omg I didn’t even decided my religion yet 💀
can't pay taxes if i'm dead.
Uh oh spaghetti ohs
Dünyanın buna ihtiyacı olabilir.
Eyah
Yeah... kinda buried the lede on that one.
Lovely. Just what the doctor ordered 😂
ThIs gave me a fr hard attack
false. nasa said it’s finna pass by not hit😛
*cough* civilization *cough*.... your spelling error in your tweet is enough to tell me your article is a troll
so beefy
It means ufc 249 wont happen . Khabib vs tony wont happen.. .
“Here I come, to save the day!!!”
hey let me graduate first stupid asteroid
What the fudge, is this real😱
I don't wanna die I gonna miss my family 😭😭😭😭
maybe it'll wipe out the coronavirus if it hits us
😎
Know all I have to do is live and then became a god
Im prepared for this.
this is the 5th asteroid this year projected to hit the earth and none of them have come yet. disappointing
Oh I'm sure this is the Lefts fault too
Like they would tell us 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
There’s no way this asteroid could handle the grind of an SEC schedule
jupiter do your job
kodybowes27 I’ve been having dreams about a apocalypse son
GoOd ThInG eVeRyBoDy HaS lOtS oF aSsWiPe
no
NASA's version of 'outer space' is a lie.
Please be after April 10th so I can play final fantasy 7 remake
caesarexists
could hit earth minimum distance will be 16x as far as the moon What did they mean by this?
Maybe the collision will knock the coronavirus out of the world? And maybe take a bigot or 2 as well? 🤔
Bu göktaşı (asteroid) ile ilgili videomuzu kesinlikle izlemenizi öneririz. Tarih verildi. 29 Nisan 2020’ de Dünyanın Sonu mu Geliyor? Nasa Uyardı! 👇BUNU İZLEMELİSİNİZ👇 29nisan2020 asteroid göktaşı meteor 1998or2
almost heaven, west virginia...
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me to the asteroid:
I don’t care bruh
God is way too early for April fools
Sil vous plait les gens je suis qu'une enfants mais la seul solution c'est Jesus metez votre fois en Christ pour etre sauver je ne juge personne mais fais moi confiance je ne joue pas donner le Dieu tous puissant votre coeur je vous aime🥺🥺
Fuck sake another dinosaurs extinction
Unless this thing was 100's of km then this has almost no threat at all, I looked up that it takes an athlete 5 minutes to run 4 km so then imagine the amount that would burn up before it hits the planet, then if any of it breaks up naturally or by human intervention
Good... Waiting for this moment. love to end this earth by natural disaster....by act of god...👍
Ahhhhh shoot its the end...
Waiting from 2012... 🙄
Daily_express blocked for absolute stupidity
i hope i die in pain
me who wants to die young and be layed on a bed of roses
Noooooo hope it won't happen😭
Let’s give it the Japan treatment
LegendaryLamps 323_leen ارتحتي؟😂
Finally
Tactical nuke incoming!
Fake news
Well that's not 4 Km.
for all y'alls with anxiety out there and actually scared it finna be ok
mm end my balls and crush them instead bb 😘😘😘😘
Bye bye coronavirus and bye bye all of us
Had to end sometime let me know so I dont have to go in to work I sleep in definitely
In other words y'all know when rapture is taking place. Mad oh
Y’all fools said that last month
Dear asteroid , kindly do us a favor. Hit us and relieve us from our sins.
When you make a typo in the headline....
Word make sure they got all them explosives ready
NASA Please Confirm, Ready for Exam or not
But it's not going to hit the earth, so you should probably shut the hell up.
Promessas! Promessas! 🙄🙄☄️☄️☄️💥💥 SoVemMeteoro
Can the meteor reschedule pls. I'm gonna be busy
remindmetweets April 2020
Another bullshit
Sooooo do I get this degree or what
Let’s Go
let’s go
So which is it? 🙄
این واقعا صحت داره آیا ؟؟؟
The world hates humanity 😂
Wow we should take Earth and push it somewhere else
Noooo I have an exam!
remindmetweets remind me april 2020
The asteroid is gonna pass earth 4 million miles away lol
OffTheRunTrades long vol
2019 we miss you .. come back we’re sorry !
well if it does hit I hope it lands right on top of my house. I wont feel the ting
End us
RemindMe_OfThis in april 2020
Hope so 🤞
Why does 2020 hate it here
Any idea what time.
Let’s just get a lot of Brown’s fans to really count on it hitting us... then you know we’re safe.
We should have known by now what to do when a big asteroid gets close to Earth
An oldie but a goodie.
It's just lamentable to write something like this.There are people who really believe in this and who panic!The purpose of a newspaper is not to scare but to inform.Almost all of your information is fabricated and completely absurd.I don't even understand that you can write this.
Apparently I am the only boy who cares about the pull since if it is not asteroid is that nobody takes care of it, everyone throws their garbage on the street and that will end the earth 😢
I’m gonna make a paper house
✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻
Oh mfn well ,what can we do
Ojalá no llegue tarde
Don’t let these clickbait articles fool you. It’s not coming anywhere near us
Aww man my English is bad but damn is that article poorly written
Deborah at NASA press release: 'Tom, have you published the latest 'research 😉😉😉' to our website yet?' Tom: 'Whoops, I'm riiight on it Deborah.😉😉😉' Deborah: '😉😉😉'. Tom: '😉😉😉'
If it's coming, I hope they can tell us for sure soon, so I can take the rest of the month off
ann_gane
before or after i see harry styles? be honest
gelalhl
İyi bari 2020 kısa sürecek...
hell yeah lets end this shit baby
damnitsJewelle potek na yan mukhang magkakatotoo yung sinabe mo ah HAHAHAHA 🤣
Fffuuuuuuu we didnt get playstation 5 yet
At its closest, the space rock will approach our planet from about 0.04205 astronomical units. One astronomical unit is the average distance from our planet to the Sun – about 93 million miles (149.6 million km).
Kingrigo_10 Well, it was good 22 years if it does🥴
Ya, when u see daily express, think fake news. Entertainment for $$
It is God's warning shot.... Like at sea when the Captain orders a shot across the other ships bow, an intentional miss just to get their attention... seeing as we are a planet full of dense doo-doo heads, God might want to make her next shot a little closer...
Nobody here appreciating the effort of editing this picture?
remindmetweets in three weeks
Book of Revelation already spoke about this
If the Daily Express tells you a meteorite is massive and gonna wipe out civilisation, it's gonna be a tiny pebble that misses us by about 5 million miles. It's the Daily Express. Clickbait is all they know. Chill out guys, and don't give them the time of day.
NickLamoureux_ That's some 420 shit
I am happy to die
Hi
Meh, it’s what she deserves.
My Anxiety is super high please tell me it’s fake or it won’t hit.
I think it'sThe Day of Judgement
Alright time for everyone to repent and accept Christ and be saved and make heaven.
Well done, if it hits Then we're dead 👏
Read first the article!
*civilization. Pick up a book
Don't worry dear friends, this is too early to be happen, 'the end of the world' like this: ||Quran 56: 4.When the earth will be violently shaken 5.and the mountains will be crushed to pieces 6.becoming scattered ˹particles of˺ dust.|| because we are not yet seen major signs
How don’t we have laser beams in our space yet to protect us from this just saying 🤷🏽♂️
A what will do what now
okay wag na tayo mag aral
Dont say it we wont be able to enjoy the last moments before the earth end now we cant bc we know we will die
Is this actually real? It better not
thank god
Bruh
This is fine
Great. Patrick Mahomes will leave us to destroy the asteroid
Time to send Donald Trump’s space force to take care if this....lol
tsiishaaa
but what if i had plans for may? 😬
Only if Caronavirus doesn’t kill us all first
As long as pets live and the humans end
bogamble3 this is what you should be scared of
It’s about to be over? 🤷♂️ rihanna SUP?
Meh..
If Superman is hiding around somewhere, now would be a great time to show yourself just saying
Lol it will miss us by at least 3 million miles
Dat ain't it chief
BULL SHIT.
Dear Mr./Mrs./Ms. Asteroid, can you please not hit the Earth at April, it's my birthday and my mum will give me money to buy a merch of my favorite youtuber Logan Paul. Love, a Maverick
Not this shit again. 😒
People are saying that it won’t hit but most are saying it will. I honestly don’t know what to believe at this point and I’ve given up at this point.
LETS GOOOOO
pog
I thought Bruce Willis blew it up several years ago
hiIarv exciting
it can hit that stone by rotating america missiles, but now the missiles are in the middle east
Long over due smh
rusyaya carpcak bu
'4.1KM asteroid' proceeds to put a picture with a 100KM (plus) asteroid lmao
N I C E
So no 2069?
sturges_edward Kinnell
Please god I hope it does
Pog
Enough be kardeşim enough çarpmıyor işte. Umutlandirmayin bizi
🤦♀️
it would be fucking lit if the asteroid skimmed earth’s surface to make a long ass crater like i understand a shitton of people would die but like it would be such a lit tourist attraction like how fucking cool would it be to take a white-edition family photo inside a damn crater
Is that something we really wanna save?
I highly doubt this will do any damage to earth. As with the last asteroids that passed by. People cants seem to tell if a asteroid is going to hit or not. So I think humanity will be fine.
Let us handle CoronavirusOutbreak first🙄😕
NOOO not April jojo part 6 is in April
ya nasip
Dinosaurs: First time?
We did it boys Corona virus is no more
FRAUD
Time to flex my march then. 🤣🤣
I’d rather get blown up suddenly than suffer for weeks struggling to breathe and then die 😒
Tight
As long as I don't have to see the spelling 'civilisation' anymore... I'm cool with it. :)
Dear asteroid, for your own good stay away from earth .. its a shit place
I like the way some people feel they’re protesting this 🌎 🤡🤡
Ci godo
I don’t wanna close my eeeeeyes 🎶
january:WW3 february:Corona virus March:chill for a sec April:space rock whats next
Africans will not be affected sisi aready ni Makaa so hatuungua.
Yes die Trash we all want to die
Yolla gelsin? Nereye düşmesi iyi olur? Bence rejimin ortasına düşsün😜
I'm going to ask the asteroid to come back another day. I don't have time for an asteroid, I need to watch The Mandalorian Season 2 and the other Clone Wars episodes and all the new Marvel movies and series
“civilisation”
Pls, don’ t go any where. Come earth :)
adamlmonster Amo
Is this true
let’s goooooo
India is screwed. But cheer up- the world is anyway going to end.
Noice
Time to lose my 'virginity'🤔🤔
Oh hell ya, do it you COWARD
🤦🏻♀️
I hope it does
Chode
it could be cure for coronavirus
Baited
FINALLLYYY!!! 🤤
well now the film 2012 we can recall it 2020
Looking around, I would say it had little left to do.
April when? Cause I've really been looking forward to my birthday
Pog champ
BS ain't nobody goin nowhere. It's just too good to be true
Maybe it'll only be a tiny meteor just big enough to take out the Daily Express's offices! Then we can get rid of bullshit news like this.
Mmm gold
Finally
Lutfen kafama dusebilir mi?
Asteroid so large, it looks like a Tit.
Lizzo x NASA?
Well I don't see this happening, but it would be such a good riddance
thank god
🤞
yo anyone down to falling in l*ve over the internet then meet up irl and start a sheep farm in the mountains and every sunday we’d go down and sell the herbs we grow and little wool products with the little time we have left to live no one okay...
Nice try march, but the universe ran out of ways to kill us in january
No worries we have Trump he will find a way to destroy it 👷😀
Sweet
I'm sure Bernie Sanders will socialism this away hahaha or The tree hugger will welcome this with open arms habababba
Keşkeeeee
BurhanKuzu ‘nun koordinatlarını verdim hocamıza küçük bir süpriz :)
The universe is seriously trying to kill humans right now
finally
Boşver belki durduramaz
Fuck, there is so much good anime coming in april :(
vogueharries ceru, šitais notiks pēc 15. aprīļa hahah
Lol. So na big giant stone wan kill us. God forbid 😂😂😂😂😂.
Abeg where the thing Dey hit, let us know how to take cover.
Just throw a nuke at it. Solving the problem the American way.
It’s literally gonna pass us because it’s gonna pass by ar a distance halfway between us and the sun
uh ohh
Well 2020 sucks now
ogay
Don't worry, I got this
LimonHaber
Promise?
Bring it on
hadi inşallah🤘🤘🤘
It’s like fortnite chapter 2 but earth
Oh well, it’s not like we can do anything
dracxnis lmnmf tobat
Oooh shit
Tabloid fear mongering
waise bhi april mein asteroid nay planet earth ko hit kar kay sab tabah kar dena hai, tab tak saaray jism apni apni marzi kar lain beshak
Not April the first yet oof
Deep Impact
egoho1ic 扯蛋
I see the Express is up to its usual scare mongering best with this pathetic headline. The truth is this asteroid will pass earth by 3.9 million miles (6.29 million km) on April 29. Shameful!
It's Armageddon time
By 'close' they mean about 150 million miles
Wow that's crazy
*if it*
HIT US ON APRIL 13 YOU COWARD LETS GO
Buy signal
Dont tell nicola sturgeon....it will be Westminster fault as per...
We will die :D
Fake
Run.
It's about time.
FYFAN!
Dont worry we will be safe in my astroid bunker, underground.
I just wanna have a break from all this dying and stuff can we save it for next year please
Friday?
what day it is
this is real or not dont lie
If this is what it takes to make sure Liverpool doesn't win the League, then so be it.
Except it won’t, will it? Because its trajectory means it’ll be at its closest about 4 million miles away from the Earth. So why do you keep printing this utter bollocks?
Liverpool will not win the league 🙏
And when it doesn't strike, will you run a story just as big to show how when things are extremely unlikely, they rarely happen?
Twats
January: WW3 February & March: coronavirus April: Astroid May: godzila or alien invasion 🤷🏽♂️
Soooo we all just got clickbatted..... That's fun... I'm going yo sleep now
Bru this is fake
Just Nuke it
NIEBLA16150185
Thats that then. Cheers all. Bye.
After Coronavirus, the floods, the wildfires and the plagues of locusts came the Armageddon asteroid... Time for Will Smith to get suited up.
rockets will do
Sick
please do
Pissed off on the freaking world. Welcome asteroid🤗
Class 10th exam du ya nahi 🤣
keep in mind this is the same news source that is publishing articles about the coronavirus being a biblical plague, so i'd take this with a grain of salt
Yawn 🤭🥴
Rayquaza used hyper beam
damn another one can’t wait for this one to “just miss by an inch” too...
HeavenSentMel Fake news, they said the same thing last time 😴😴
I'd be more worried about the asteroids they don't tell you about
HeavenSentMel thats one way to take out the coronavirus
HeavenSentMel Y escribiste mal civilization, aguas mi ciela
HeavenSentMel Esa ya me la sé papá. Échale más ganas a la próxima
Should I stop studying for my exams coming up in April end
HeavenSentMel la_no_name un palo antes de morir no?
*covid dislike*
Damn I get that Feral sees the world as toy box and that it's all game to him but god damn he is literally killing it! Cuddling with the Virus, then it breaks out and now he is throwing meteors 😂.. What's next? Well I mean this is nothing compared of what he has in store, 4 us
RaymondNnamdiO2 Not in the list of worries!
that could be one hell of a pet rock doe
do it bitch
Send that boi right up my stinker
Issorite
On the plus side, it would mean the end of the
Why is everyone trying to stop us winning the league! If we don't all die from carona virus or trump starting ww3, now we've got an asteroid to dodge! I've waited my whole life to watch Liverpool lift this trophy!
FINALLY
Hope it hits
it's going to hit on April fool's day
Well this would solve all our election problems as well as get rid of The Embarrassment once and for all..
Me: Hit us Society No god no Me: what so u can keep fucking up this world. Society: yup you right
My Birthday is in April 🥺
Just get Saitama to punch it.
This has APRIL FOOLS written all over it
Lamo!
that is so poggers
Looks like fake news if I have ever seen it
The asteroid isn't hitting Africa Region, in the picture, it's hitting North America!! So be it 😂😂😂🤡🤡
I wish that it hits on my free day to be with my dogs🧡
thats mean exam cancel
REally
1998OR2 will NOT hit Earth. Debunk from the official accounf of CNEOS - the Center for Near Earth Object Studies run by NASA: Snopes debunk My debunk
More fucking fear mongering? Just stop with this shit
Poggers
Nice 🔥
this better be fake news damnit
:c I like one rip if it hits to earth
May mein mera bday hai wo to mana lene do 😭😭😭😭
Bullshit.
I'll believe it when the earth shake
Bir sen eksiktin...
41 million miles away is a lot of miles guys
It's the end times
I’ve always said it’ll be the Rock in 2020
But what happened to the asteroid that was suppose to wipe us out 2 months ago? Is it running late?
Nice lying dude
We’re not that lucky
Are you serious?
Don't be ridiculous. He hasn't even found the black materia yet.
Gcz1098 this is what i was talking about
It’s not going to hit. It’s not even going to come within like 3 million miles or something. NASA confirmed that yesterday. Everything’s fine y’all don’t have a mental breakdown like I almost :)
Yolo
I hope i die, time to go commit many war crimes since it won't matter.
I welcome this astroid in to our planet. It is our guest after all :)
I might take this more seriously, when they learn how to spell civilization 😂
Yeah and they said the world was ending in 2012
Quit raising my hopes up like that
Ah shit here we go again.
Funny how the image depicts an asteroid like 500x the size of whats said kekw
Finally
Lmfaoo why it look like a scene from jimmy netrown
can’t y’all delay that until october 17 so i can see mcr please
Bet money that shit will hit April 1st. If it do hit thank Jesus we need a reset button
Dusty Divot
We'll be waiting
I’m sad it’s not hitting earth I woulda just yoinked a rocket and vibe on Mars.
Hahahaha, really credible source. Whoever is in charge might wanna look up all the facts before jumping to conclusions. Otherwise, this is just clickbait to jump scare people.
Just hit us at this point fam🥺, ain't shit been the same since 2012😒
Someone call the Third Tsuchikage. Madara acting up again.
Armageddon all over again, call Bruce Willis
Ah yes, lies
🤞🏽
😈😈😈
my birthday is april 3rd why can’t i have 1 good fucking thing
Thanks for reinforcing a doomer mentality in so many people. Man, I hate the news. Report on something good for once.
Cap
Great now I have a time limit to lose my virginity
Just an FYI an asteroid isn’t considered life threatening until it’s 3 miles long...
Wait I still didn’t go to a BTS concert 😡
bring it on
I’m really sorry but,it’s just a false joke.I searched the nasa news,there was no saying about it. Plus my birthday would also be canceled lol,born April 10 , 2004.Please don’t really scare us teens. WW3 is not true,only 45 percent of it is true,North Korea will not be launching.
Podemos lanzar unas cuantas naves a visitar la Luna, mientras sucede, luego, pasado el tiempo, que regresen, como Noé lo hizo con su barca, y a empezar de nuevo. Digo.
Someone go into space so you can reboot us
Cant trust a page that cant even spell civilization right
the fact that they spelled civilization wrong concerns me more
Whatever happens happens!
We’re bound to all die anyways so what’s the point of fearing this?
Spell civilization right in your article maybe I'll believe you
Poogers
I just read that it will fly by. CNN confirmed it I think.
_harrisonJNR Super man should come and do his thing !
That’s a bit too big for 4 kilometers
Armageddon time?
Nuna096 asteroide vai chegar na terra e a gente nem vai casar Q fita
2020 needs to chill
well where is Captain Planet ? 😭🌎
troytheboyy nvm looks like she does indeed have time
TheDyingSoIdier U always retweeting bad news Ricky
Who the hell reads this dogshit rag? If it's not 10 foot of snow each year then it's asteroids.
Well then.... It was nice knowing all of you lovely people.
And if it hits the Sun?
That’s fake
space not even real whole time
Estuans Interius Ira vehemti Estuans Interius Ira vehemti
Oh HELL NAH🤬
4.1 km? That's not even 1/10th of a town. I'm sceptical even with high velocity.
Can I get poggerz in the chat boiz
They say this every year were gonna be okay yall
Please
BillsChannels
April? Kinda sounds like a prank
At least I would have gotten to play Animal Crossing New Horisons before the end.
Wishful thinking
Civilization***
So that's where all the asteroids go! I want some :(
Bring it
Spoiler: it won’t. Now shut up and stop trying to frighten silly people.
abeg chill make i blow first!
Well, were fucked
Nice clickbait. How many times has an asteroid hurtled towards earth to destroy us all and didn’t.? Oh yeah. Every fuckin time you mention it. See how it say “Could end human civilization IF it hits.” That means it’s not gonna hit us. And even if it does. Not our problem anymore.
yall should know this tweet is fake when you see that they spelled civilization wrong lmao
Clickbait. It's going to miss us by around a million miles. Don't waste your time on this fake news.
Note: POTUS ,Being Very Presidential, Told Moscow Mitch To Make It Go Away. The Senate Will Vote On It In May.
I mean....coronavirus, American elections and student debt increasing...do what u need to do my guy
yay finally we’re all gonna die :) jk unless
You really had to use that pic huh
That looks a bit bigger than 4.1km
I ain't complaining bout world ending at 4/20
xXHollowSnakeXx lit
this clickbait article deserves to be hit with a 4.1 km asteroid
Well if it does, it does. Or it will be like homer once said on the Simpson's. Soooo yeah
Has anyone told Greta?
Finally
Perhaps it will wipe out intelligent life at the Daily Express. Whoops, too late
Cap
realDonaldTrump is gonna show that asteroid what Area 51 has for it
Bye bye coronavirus jajaja
We should point all our vaccums towards the sky to make the asteroid have a higher chance of hitting us
..............!!!!!
Blocked for click bait
WillJayW Pog
God.. fvck it, take us out
Nah
alannamarieg I told you!
Dub
Coronavirus can’t kill me if an asteroid does first 👍🏻
Earth is done with our crap and asked other planets to help out.
Look at this click bait I like science I was gn read it anyway SO since it ain’t hitting can I see it w or w o a telescope?
Umarım gideceği yeri biliyordur🙄
Sometimes I don't believe..
MrBeastYT Video idea: SAVING HUMANITY FROM EXTINCTION!
For something it will work ...
And Tony Stark is dead, well thank God we have Captain Marvel, I’m not sure if Batman or Superman can do anything.
Have Prez. Trump build a wall around it then. That will keep it out.
Fuckin finally.
YEEEEES
kinda excited
It piece must hit USA and the other piece must hit Israel
well that will ruin my day and probably my hole life
I don’t care
Lol people were like “on nose global warmings!!” “Humans are gonna kill the earth!” And then this guy comes in and “fine I’ll do it myself.”
Spoiler: it won’t hit us
Oh so no uclfinal this year wowwww LFC 😐 real smooth😂😂
That's rape the earth didn't give it consent
“Civilisation”
Bruhh this is fake
Not gonna happen No one care
Big chungus moment
Meh 2020 has been shit so
unfortunately, as much as I’d love an asteroid that would hit the Earth and kill us all as much as the next guy, its gonna miss us, don’t worry
God willing..
End of human civilisation, Kudos to earth!!! JustAThought
Best news I’ve heard all day
Yaşayan insan bırakırsa o taşın anasını sikerim.
NASA confirmed that this will pass by Earth, but it won't hit us. Hopefully we get to see it in the sky. Like a meteor shower.
I feel like we shouldn’t like something like this 😂
Please god
Bet
its about dang time we had another one of these. i hope this update will introduce something wild
End of human civilisation, kudos to earth!
FINALLY
Let me guess.. on April 1st.
poggers
How many times are yall going to say this its pretty much every year
End of human civilisation, earth would be better place to live then! JustAThought
silence clickbait bastard
did i ask?
Her yıl bu hikâyeyi ısıtıp ısıtıp koyuyor NASA , yine bir deneme sallamış
'Waking up in April like'
MinaAshidoFan my fucking ass lmao
Please! We need this!
Anything to end this ridiculous presidential campaign.
My trampoline will handle this. It will send the asteroid back into Jupiter
who's excited for the party!
If anyone is scared of this then remember that these people like to clickbait us! No it’s not going to hit us, it’s going to miss us by alot. I think it said the distance between the earth and the moon times 16. These people want you to clock by scaring you! Remember that!
Replies say clickbait. Disappointing.
Thank God Africa is not part of their ”Human Civilization” Imao
Idkwhattotell نسأل الله التساهيل
uh oh
Pic is a little big? No. Oh just BS cool!
AhtshamAbbasi we gonna die single hon.
And April 19th is my birthday, that will be a giant cake for my friends 😂😂
Au cas où C’EST FAUX / IT’S FAKE GUYS
If
Finally
I hope it’s after the 11th cause I wanna see Dear Evan Hansen
Netflix: Tom Cruise can handle this
This ain't real they even made a typo
Hell yeah dudes fallout time but without the radiation from water
MY PREFERRED POLITICAL CANDIDATE DID NOT WIN, ASTEROID IS MY VENGEANCE.
welp welp, 2020 is great
thank you God.
I guess that will be the end of the novel corona virus 🦠! We study 📖 history so I t doesn’t repeat there self .... but that’s where we can control things! But nature have ther own time line where at one ☝️ point the planet will 🌍 recycle ♻️ no matter what...!
Please daddy spank earth we’ve been so bad
Lads just call Superman
*laughs* comedy 3000%
Coronavirus : Am I a joke to you?
Big poggers guys
Someone in the world said “both could be worse than the coronavirus”. Then this thing came along...
_harrisonJNR I mean... starting over wouldn’t be so bad. Would it?
I see a headline like this once a month
Type in asteroid warning on Google and the first 6 results are all from this shite excuse of a paper. Google are shite at listing and express with nothing better to talk about, all posts dated 4hrs ago 23hrs ago 1 day ago 15/02 15/02 13/02
Oh well, i rather die to a meteor than a plague
Take me out
👀
To put it in context, As close as 15 times the distance from Earth to the Moon
gdlnhrt
Well I’ve been watching the primaries soooo, come at me scrub lord.
LIVERPOOL WONT WIN THE LEAGUE SIUUUUU
Please
Pls hit Ohio
Thanks for telling me let me just go ahead and do something about it oh wait I can’t
It's about time.
fuck yes
I don't trust any news source that spells Civilization as Civilisation.
not before i see bts live (if that ever happens but still)
If that happens... We see the real apocalypse 😕
Wow could 2020 get any worse
ayo_mi_de_ e be like we'll skip this birthday o😂😂😂
April...Predictable
oh no!
hot
asteroid = no school
Aint no such shit as 'asteroids'. Its all fiction
Hurry up and release dungeonsgame so I can play it before the asteroid 😓
Just say no. If you don’t consent to being obliterated by an asteroid, it legally can’t do anything to us.
The clickbait though...
You should work on spelling civilization right before you try and clickbait this app
Only thing it’s gonna hit is the person who spelled civilization wrong.
ShannonHealeyy so we finally get a holiday booked and now we’re all going to die 👍🏼
For people scared, this is for clicks. Check these articles Btw what is this sellout paper?
HA you can’t fool us
what if we Just Propose a game of rock paper scissors
It’s not confirmed. The only thing confirmed is that it will miss Earth. 👌
Well at least I’ll get to play animal crossing before then.
... Bwahahahaha wait oh wait you're serious? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eramos mucho y pario la abuela
Coronavirus’ll be so pissed.
Cant wait 🔥🔥🤙🤙
That’s tuff
Oh dear, I kind of feel responsible...maybe FF7R will be out before, well, you know, summoning Meteor, The Shining Path. All that stuff.
remindmetweets one month
Eh thats a good thing
Just add it to the list of civilization ending things happening right now.
Oh thanks for the birthday present universe.
Glad I had my vacation already
If thats 4km asteroid then I dont need plane to get to the USA and overpopulation can be real
Why tf is it always in april💀💀
It's the size of a fucking car and it's gonna miss the earth
Cheers
Nice
hyblwlf
SAY, 'NONE IN THE HEAVENS AND EARTH KNOWS 'THE UNSEEN EXCEPT ALLAH.
Sephiroth said this time I ain't fucking it up
Eso es falso
just play the song of time and we'll have 3 more days to prepare lol
Please not before Khabib v Ferguson!
pls hit end of april so i don’t have to sit my mock ty ty
Good
DO I STUDY OR NOT
Hell ye boi. I believe this
Animal crossing is out by then, I can accept my death
Use Atomic weapons here 😂 MFs why do we pay taxes? Shoot it down boom
Can we just call it rock ,so not to offend comets ,meteorites etc
You spelled civilization wrong
Jesus... that was close...
mipaltan IPL csk does this asteroid will affect our matchs I want to see full season and mipaltan winning this ipl season again.
I can finally sleep 😌
But can it defeat Coronavirus?
I mean we deserve it, tbh.
hehe finally
GiantMeteor2020 justendit
Passing 3.9 million miles away...
Bro just say no. It cant hit us wothout consent
Cue these guys:
god has finally had it with us
Giant Mentor 2020
That asteroid would be between Phaeton and Albert size
Nasa has also confirmed if the sun were to hit us, it could end human civilization.
What’s that? A never ending list of weopos we have to use against something like this😳🤯? A thermonuclear ICBM that can alter its collision course into space, a rocket that can latch on and divert the course? Lasers we can use to change off pieces of the rock to spit it in half?
Inşallah
IT WILL NOT HIT US please don't be fearful :))
Alastxr
It's not happening. Chill out.
MDassassin007 this is because you didn’t share your biscuits
DO IT you won’t
Let’s hope
God, these articles love using pictures like this one only for the actual text to basically say “and this is what WON’T happen.”
Bitch no I wanna see bts first
as always EXCITED
And you forgot to add that the odds of this hitting are like 1/10^100 or something...
One Day World
on the positive side, at least we won't have to suffer thru the rest of this presidential campaign...if this report is true.
Pls be on april19 its my birthday : D
The first thing I think of is that this bitch better not hit before my birthday.
Swag
My birthday is gonna be great then
Awesome
Good
amin
this like the 10th asteroid that’s supposed to hit earth cmon man
mohamed__kh57 fesa elkalab
GrizWitANerfGun
I hope it hits England
what
That graphic is hilariously off scale, but accurate headline
So do I keep studying for class or not?
i hope it hits on my birthday
let SpaceForceDoD handle it lmao
nice
homestuck
Yayy
votegiantmeteor PR stunt?
Pog
The thing with Daily Express is they way overhype their headlines just to get views and then when you read the actual article, it's very informative and there's no hyping or fear mongering really. It's all facts.
Finally
WefereYT
really？
🥱
LFC are doomed
I want to die anyways. So....
Yeah uh Can you not clickbait so people think the earth is gonna be destroyed? An asteroid has hit earth before if I'm not wrong, and we were fine
If the world was ending you’d come over right 🙂
Yes but acctualy no
GIANT METEOR 2020 IS REAL
It will be 4 million miles away from us at its closest, you dolts. And it's passed by the Earth many times before. It's an asteroid, not a comet. Not a big deal.
Fuckin’ finally
Ay reschedule this I’m supposed to get a p of crack in April
ok
Certified monkaS moment
nice
That's no moon
Rolling for a 10
Hey NASA get Bruce Willis and BenAffleck on the phone........
Fortnite better announce something before this shit happens
The world is going to fucking end and Cyberpunk 2077 is still not out yet.
lmao read the page they linked
You said “IF it hits” so I’m not worried
Lets fucking hope so
I knew Stephen Hawking was wrong. He said humans will go extinct in 2117, the year is 2020 and we're already gonna die.
Stop playing, I pray for this everyday.
I'm counting on it
Y’all stupid
I swear the universe been playing with my emotions all of 2020
You fucken lyinnn lemme seee
Life is overrated
I'm sure the media will blame Trump. Then when people call the media lies a hoax. They'll tell everyone that Trump believes the asteroid is a hoax.
I would believe it if they at least spelled civilization right 🙄
Maybe this is what trump meant by, the Coronavirus will miraculously disappear in April.
Hope it hits but it will probably miss by a couple million miles and if we are doomed for a head on collision. Don’t we have defenses for that?
Hear me out, We fly rockets out to it, Attach the rockets and make them push it towards Earth.
michaelshield17
I want this to hit on April 1st
Get Harry stamper and the team ready
That image is 100% to scale dont
ph_Cebuano IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
it's time I go spectator mode
Finally about time
Pretty sure NASA didn’t say that
Now that’s EPIC
Shittiest clickbait I've ever seen
lachflashfaiils Stabiles Steinchen diggah
The Democrats has to find a way to defeat realDonaldTrump SuperTuesdayResults
Everybody who looked this up feels like Batman right now
Don’t give Christians a panic attack, please !!
Hey I’ve seen this one before
Oh so it’s the same asteroid that they said could hit earth last month nice so it’ll miss us by approximately 3.9 million miles
Atleast we get eternal atake
Que caiga de una vez esa wevada, sin paro
When are they releasing this movie? The trailer is eye-catching.
pog
no
charmchamm
*civilization
Soo no lostbelt 2 in na :(
QuotedReplies
I blame Trump.
Oh no, ANOTHER end of the world... how scary
Coronas Daddy is coming to say Hello 👋🏻
Tilted towers going down big time
Send middles to blow it to pieces
bruh tell homie to hit us already i can’t take it anymore
Do it do it do it do it
Parry it
Love me some good fake news.
We used a disaster too destroy the disaster. I like the thanos motto.
LETS GO
Que haga su paso por el Congreso Paraguayo, capaz y lo hagan visitante ilustre 😓🤣😓🤣😓
Bruh its gonna miss
Read the article The closest it can possibly get is 16x the distance of the moon to the Earth We are fine please stop the fearmongering
AW SWEET I KNEW I’D GO OUT WITH A BANG
This might shut the liberals and the left up about global warming 🤣🤣
Well better start building orbital guns then, but that wont happen. We are all fucked. Because governments dont give a shit
Fucking finally
L
Irl Doom, we opening a portal to hell.
4.1 Kilometers may be enough to end a continent, but it'd take 10+ to end all life on earth ;)
Poggers
aight see ya guys
lmao
First I was feeling like throwing up and now I find this...
We need nuclear missiles.
Ok and
If it will pass by at such a distance, why put it out there that it 'could' end civilization? They could always try that oil rig idea from armageddon I guess. What's BruceWillis doing these days anyways!
We gon feel what the dinos felt yall
Just tell me .. should I still go to school
I, for one, welcome our fucking demise.
We need Saitama
Y’all do realize April fools is in April right...🤦♀️
we all gonna die!
Mr Beast next video: buying a 4.1km asteroid to hit the earth
Can’t believe ur gunna die a Virgin GingeOVO :(
Anything just to stop Liverpool from winning the league 😂
Thank fuck
Sounds like we need four stones and a 5th Element
The only thing that stood out to me about this tweet is how they misspelled “civilization”. A historic world ending tweet with a typo in it. That’s not a good look... Oof!😅
I guess now wouldn't be the worst time
Um NOT UNTIL I GO TO THE BTS CONCERT
*Civilization
You spelled Civilization wrong
Where is Harry Stamper when you need him
We found March's event
i say bring it on!!!!
You know what this means right Asteroid memes are coming to plague the internet😅
POG CHAMP 😍😍😍
bro, just cancel the asteroid on twitter.
Everyone talking about click bait and I only cared that they spelled civilization wrong haha
FullFact
Everywhere lies..
I hope it does. The whole of humanity has become nothing more than uneducated trash that is offended by anything that moves and is unable to identify themselves within the range of 50 plus genders because they want to be baby cuddled and not lift a finger of effort. Please hit.
If any asteroid had any potential of hitting earth, we would know years in advance. If we can plot the course from here to the moon, we can track the trajectories of asteroids.
If an actual impact was imminent, do you think they would tell us?
If it's Biden vs Trump or giant asteroid vs everyone, I know which one I choose.
mohamedyfye علاج كورونا
Nah, the Coronavirus already has the extinction of mankind goin' for it. This is just overkill at this point.
To illustrate the distance, imagine driving your sweet whip to the grocery store and then having a grocery cart miss it by 3.8 million miles.
Here's some fact's people
I hope its 'Made in China' 😂😂
U pple don start with ur iro nla abi
Is this message correct!?
Finally
im starting to think this is all a game and the player is bored
lol
Misleading headline simply to get people to read the article. Short summery, it’s not going to hit us.
Well, that plus Coronavirus...I guess revelations was right.
Finally, someone that'll really put in the work to change this world for the better
😳
Time to make Armageddon a reality
Time for the Space Force to mobilize! This is the day they've been waiting for!
cmsSSB no Japan trip for you
So,should I study for my second semester exams or not?
my birthday wish has come true 😊
finally
Hope so
A 4.1km asteroid can't end the human civilisation
Una well done o
Thank god
Biggest click bait title I've ever seen. Over 3M miles away.
Acheni kututisha.
Pure lies and guess what, u can never out smart GOD.. y'all fools and funny with your drama and lies
it’s going to pass by earth
can’t wait for the new map!!
We live in a Final Destination
We live in a Smashville
What, AGAIN? Like the last time a rock was millions of miles away?!
Ok
That look a little bigger than 4.1km
well finally
Peki nasa bunu tespit edemiyormu? varsa boyle birşey bir süreliğine uzaya çıkalım 👨🚀👨🚀
BesatheSheep I fucking told you mooncrystals are our only hope.
We have angered God that’s pretty clear by now.
Look at this clickbait shit.
Amma Baboi🙆🏻♂️🙆🏻♂️
Petition to destroy the thing with I don’t know, missiles.
Well Daily Express, that'll stop your Brexit.
But if it lands in Manchester $200b of improvements in an instance
Can I be the Last man please
They probably get their news from Facebook lmfao
And i was keeping my secondary virginity for my husband 😭 yoh hit me up if you want it.
Its gonna be real funny if it lands on april 1st
So now you are jesus sons you know everything huh
Surprised the Dems didn’t save this till October.
Jupiter is Flinging Rocks at Us: Chapter 2
Read the article. It's not going to hit us in April. We just need to keep an eye on it in the future. 'a few asteroids that currently are known to have a low probability of hitting Earth in tens to hundreds of years.'
Oh no!
po no voy a paga la tarjeta na
Wow... Really I'm Waiting...😎
He amk bi sen eksiktin , bu zamana kadar zaten ne s2me beklediysen
Some gigantic aliens where probably throwing rocks and it accidentally went intergalactic 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Wow that picture is exactly what it would look like
Nice.
I ve heard that Thanos is hidden on it, you should investigate
Hope my dream is not coming 2 reality...I see flood..cuz it will hit the sea.whereby raising the sea level to hit major cities and countries...don't know which country ..
We will be fine
If we all stand on the side of the planet it's about to hit and collectively punch it at the same time as it's about to land, we'd still die but it'd be a pretty epic way to go out
We're good
I pay taxes so something like that wont happen
People that would still survive would survive...Nothing can really end civilization all it can do is depreciate but we would always rebuild
You spelled civilization wrong.
We need MarkRober and MrBeastYT to save us
Shit, Madara finna end the war
Fake news
Yes
Good
Fuckk I was like finally
Before this shit happen Who want free muffins 😍
Lol
Paper
Why are so many people astroidophobic? Bigots!
I bet it hits on 1st April as well
NASA
I have exams in April So can i study or not ?
OK THEN STOP IT PLEASE NASA HELP PLEASE THERE IS AN ASTEROID THAT COULD END US PLEASE HELP IDK WHAT YALL CAN DO BUT YALL ARE THE SPACE PEOPLES SO UMM YEAH.
Just nuke it
Am I the only feeling this is a plot against Liverpool
So we allready have an economy which is really bad, almost an pandemic on our hands with the corana-virus...and now also some meteor is threating us? REALLY?
the world will end before yandere simulator is released
NASA don't tell us. You know where and who to tell. After all these years of research and solar system travel,you claim, that should be an easy task.NASA
Fuck off LFC 😍😍
Is this a joke scare US!
Will be a good time to witness how the Dinasours became extinct, they claim. Whr are the nuclear powers? They shd go plant these bombs they use in intimidating each other to int'date this asteroid n blast it into fine particles. Finito WhiteHouse KremlinRussia_E UKParliament
But will it kill the coronavirus?
You say the book is thousands of years old, yet it’s more modern that today’s paper.
POG!
Oh yeah
LETS GOOOOO
i love 2020
Fake news
Lmaoooo click bait
jkashongore come see Watuwa stories ensinobwengula 😂😂😂
haha world ends in 4-20
It can't be... because we all know the virus we are having now... we'll be all exterminated by then sarcasm 🤷♂️🤷♂️
I fucking hope!
Hari_TejCherry i don't want to suicide nor want to die alone but i am okay if it hits earth
who played sburb
kynlezzer this is it
Dukhon!
Fake news but anybody rich that wants to dump their accounts hit me in the DM imma hold on to the money for you
Ama go get the popcorn
L
cool
Dont we have a space force now?
So what you're saying is, IF I jump high enough!
That image is not to scale. A 4km meteor is microscopic if placed beside Earth. The Great Wall of China is 21,000km long and this is how you see it from space:
NASA opinions?
Is it's fake news?
Lmao hol up, weren’t there just a meteor just barely missing earth
Could it please land on Pelosi's house, thank you
Just use 4.2KM paper
Coming from which planet🤓 for what to happen?
Fingers crossed
Waiting for my government to impose an Asteriod Course Change Tax....
Don't die a virgin guys 😂
If you read the Bible you would know this isn't true.
finallly a good news
Meteor2020
NASA wouldn’t just say an asteroid is hitting it because it would cause panic across earth
I know this thing'll miss by millions of miles but I sure hope it decides to take a u turn at the nearest gas station and rethink its orbit, we do have good landmarks to look at
ok so Anyways which Eternal Atake cover yall choose?
With that speed cant we use the asteroid as means of transportation to reach further elonmusk
'When Civilisation begins to settle, God Throws a stone at it. And Believe me - He's winding up'
tea
Good
Which movie pix is dat 👆.. I need to watch the movie
This is giving me (Dr stone) vibes
Only one person can save us now
Ok guys see you on Mars
no exams? nice
What does St Greta say we should do?
They must be joking
Where is it hitting tho? I need an exact address for my plane ticket
Bruh this happen Every fucking year can you guys make up your mind
JackScully11
Am I the only one who’s pointing out that the asteroid on the picture is a little too big to be 4 km.
That's a lie. NASA said that there was an asteroid coming close to earth and will cause violent sky explosions. And guess what, nothing happened.
My Birthday is on April...😖😭😭
Typical NUFC fun88eng we on a cup run and before we can play the final we vapourised!!!
And were is the avenger team?
I have to many bills and I don't like my life. Stop screwing around and speed up the asteroids at once
Sack your science writer
That isn't a 4km asteroide it looks more like 4000km asteroid lol
Stop this nuisance.
Fuck me. They’re really are stepping up their world depopulation game !
I for say this is why we have the avengers Buh i heard those guys are on strike .. call superman Fuck he's on Argo playing father to his new kids ... get me the guardians of the galaxy or The Legends!
Welp gg
Maybe it's time to go home.
:(
bloody clickbait!
Someone assemble that Armageddon team ASAP... 😂
It stated it will skimmed the earth by 3.4million miles it will be the first asteroid to threaten the planet earth
Either it misses or it’s suddenly not my problem. Why worry
Till then
خب دیگه اینجوری هم داستان زندگی ما به پایان میرسه!
So this is gonna be another time to film the events. We wait
That pic is more like 1000 miles across
God I hope so.
Please
if Covid-19 is not properly handled we might not see April
Can it wait a few months?
Nah Its LILUZIVERT 's eternal Atake Spaceship that's coming
FINALLY!
Yesssss finally
Called COVID19 asteroid
Fuck 😬😬 i’ve paid my internet subscription till June. 😑😑
Ghaaaiii 🥺💔...na sijapewa bado🤲🏽🙀💔
We must return to ooga booga age
Daniel_may28
Better start stockpiling toilet paper ... oh wait
Mercy says 'No'...
then i think earth should change its path
İnşallah vururda insanoğlundan zerre bişey kalmaz !
Ffs I’m going away in April.
Thank god. An end to shite like this.
Anything to prevent Liverpool from winning the league is a welcome development.
Pog
Oh thank christ.
Who made that graphic? Looks like shit. 😎
NASA=Fake news
We are covered with the blood of the Lamb
Well corona virus won't seem so bad
Dajjal kabarin lah nanti dia turun kita udh pada mati,kasian jadi bingung kan dia wkwk
Thank fuck
C55Rl Quickeffect : N I B I R U !!! SSoraRL
You people again
Bruce Willis, it’s your chance
10 years ago that was the same story. Till date your still scaring us
QuotedReplies
Hope it is coming for civilisation alone some of us are not civilized
W
Perfect way to go imo
Shame
The image alone is so fake... The asteroid there is at least a few hundred miles wide. And it shows an impact that won't happen. What's wrong with you journalists?! Is it so hard to stay with facts and truth?!
When?
Let’s rob a bank that world ends in April.
At last!!! The cure for Covid 19 has been found!!!
youre gonna tweet this same fucking tweet next month...
Both I and my sister saw one drift past outside the atmosphere in the early 80's. If you think about the depth of the atmosphere & power os 8x40 binocs... & clearly vis as a lightish brown rock....must have been Yuuuuge. We were too young to realize the significance at the time.
Avengers you're welcome
Dodge this bitch
Nice we finally reached the peak of 2020
About damn time tbh
Fake news
Silence, worst UK news source
AlfieS42
Please land on my birthday
Karma for eating Brussels
Well i see u guy's in the anime world after 👍
We won't be this lucky
Nasa setting up their April fools joke early
Well fuck.... What else could go wrong
Finally
:) :)
First the corona virus now an asteroid is heading for earth the human race doomed
finally
Just tell the asteroid no. An asteroid cannot end human civilization without consent
Think it’s the ball from the Kerry Dixon penalty it’s been up there for a while
Salvation season 3
Boi
Bring it on. I'm ready.
Right here
Ayyyyye
1corithians 15 v 51 'Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed--' Meaning when the son of man comes some will still be awake we are not all going to die and the world is not ending like that
PictureNotToScale
This asteroid will pass about 93 million miles from Earth, which is still closer than your fear factory gets to responsible, non-sensationalist journalism.
That don’t look like Africa. So we good.
Time to get my dinosaur suit
Not before Liverpool have won the premier league
But it’s not going to is it? The media needs to STOP trying to scare people.
Not only have I seen this story like 10 times it’s always in April. If ur trying to scare ppl at least change it up. ✌️😉✌️
That asteroid is not 4km my man
You won't, no balls
Well, let's say we'll just nuke it!
Another distraction sponsored by NASA
Might as well end it all
vivp7 About time, I'd say.
Fly by 4 million miles away. Think we will be ok
When person never make money?
Mmoas3m nkoaaa
ellie9393 Finally, cant wait! 😂
SaiyanHime
2020 treating us right
This is the weirdest ad promo I ever seen for Final Fantasy 7 remake.
Welcome Aster, we've been waiting for you, Boko Haram, Al Shabab, Tuareg, Corona, Tsunami all of them ain't got nothing on you.
Boys this shit is estimated to miss by a long shot don’t let dummyass media scare u because they want some clicks
I don’t think we’re that lucky.
Lit
More fear porn fantasy! NASA are liars! We don't even live on a spinning globe flying through space, so no need to worry about asteroids hitting earth 🤣 Here's proof of NASA's lies to us
YO IM NOT TRYING TO TAKE MY AP PHYSICS TEST LETS GOOOOO
Hell yeah, time for the plot to kick in. 14 years ago... on this very day...
Hhaybo kahleni bo
About four years too late, but I’ll take it before these next four.
Preshi__ n_cole11
the_smoore_ thank fucking god
Asteroid in the image seems to be about 500km across. Not 4.1 km
Last I checked, I wasn’t living in Armageddon, and my name wasn’t Bruce Willis.
geil, keine Prüfungen 🤠🤠
Good.
Bruce Willis will blow the thing up.
Wtf 😀
Send it
Well about Time maybe it will Sort everyone out and make every stop war we can all hug it out XD
2020 is like the hunger games. Every month there is something new to kill us
Shame it's going to miss. So much of the world's problems will be solved if it hits us. 🙃
Looks like we’re all going out on my birth month 🤕
They keep teasing how bout they start hitting
Who asteroid wan kill? Mtcheeww make una go sleep
At what rate?
Don't worry. Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck will save us all while Guns n Roses plays in the background.
The earth needs a Reboot
Any large asteroid would end human civilization if it hits
I feel like 2020 is end of the world.
This April fools joke kinda sucks ngl
Ha gayret
Damn! I hate those asteroids! It's always pass close to Earth! THEY GOTTA BLOW IT UP! WE DON'T WANT TO BE WIPED OUT LIKE THE DINOSAURS!!!
Hey if that includes Express readers then it's a price worth paying.
jadelgreenn
The End is NEAR.
Great just what we need more end of the world shit. Thanks Gott doing great.
Bring iton. We had our chance & fu*ked it.
We've been waiting for this since 2012.
Why all this big bad things happening in 2020
ENDLICH !!
'In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.' Fuck you!
RobertDowneyJr you seeing this? Assemble the Avengers. Let's Sokovia this sh*t
finally some good news
I really don't want it to hit us but if it does...
Not a moment too soon.
It’s time to initiate Bruce Willis
'...if it hits.' 🙄🙄 It won't, so...
I have to eat all the pussie I fit oo..b4 this happens
Y’all can’t even spell civilization right
I read thr article. I know its saying itll miss the earth. ...but what if we die?
Epic
It was a nice run. Actually, not really.
Really.... Whatever this guys are smoking....End human civilization..I KIF UP !!!!
I hope it hits and wipes out everything except for my area, then I can become the sole survivor and have main character benefits.
And everyone's worried about toilet paper!
Would be the easiest way to go I guess
Dont monger up all this excitement if it's going to miss us.
You're welcome in the name of the Lord
It’s not Written so God says “No”. Stop the fear mongering. Want to live? SeekGod JesusSaves HolySpiritHelps
Honestly if it hits atleast I got too see the peak of our species... kinda cool when you think of it that way.
Finally
Nice
eyooo pog
I can't take this seriously it literally says 'A P R I L'
If it hits us then that’ll be the highlight of 2020
Please do not lie about things like this. I got my hopes up 😒
Urgently call Bruce Willis!!!
I take back what I said: fearmongering. Not gonna bother worrying over small probabilities.
Here’s hoping it misses.
Please hit Gotham Please hit Gotham Please hit Gotham Please hit Gotham
oyimzy It shud hit, it has to...Can't wait. Tired of all the BS happenin already
elonmusk
....if it happens, it's basically what we all deserve.
Uh-oh! We better get a. Cooler oil drilling teams to drill a hole and drop a nuclear bomb into it so that the asteroid will split in half and fly past Earth.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
That picture. Thats not how large 4 km is 😅
So should I continue going to school or
Even the asteriods want to kill this generation
*civilization 🧐
Could. If.
Been waiting since 1990 for it to fall.
Cool.
Some more NASA bullshit 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
So what your saying is, cyberpunk is getting delayed again
Why dont NASA just say 'no'? Smh 😂
Now it makes sense why my life has been rough the past few months. We're going to die. 🤔
KE_Fridah love location,,😂😂
walter1x1 Naaaaa
Without reading the article I can already say it will miss by easily 1 million miles or more....and also you know what! Fuck it! Let it hit us and end this shit. If I can't get healthcare or or any competency in government, might as well risk surviving in nature. Same benefits...
The birthday gift I've been asking for has finally arrived.
You cant even spell civilization correct.
Find a good viewing spot
There can only be one hero who can save us
Aight, good thing I confessed on time
Be careful what you wish for
May God protect the land
On the image it looks more like 5 or 6 km
Good, it can't come sooner enough.
Who played SBURB?
chum chum will save us
omg yay 🥳
Good thing I’m going on vacation in March then!
Good news for us Muslims. We’re all going to Jannah since it’ll be Ramadan 💯
… … … ...Lavos.
Well, this decade is already shit and we’re barely 3 months in. Might as well end it before gets worse.
huge if true
not again
thank god
we’re buying a house can this shit happen later?
OMG! To think we are flapping over coronavirus!
Anything to stop LEEDS UTD from been promoted MOT On and On
Very cool
Don’t believe this shit.
Fuck! 2020 is a mess
Nah mate I've got Mexico in September, absolutely nae happenin.
Someone gonna set up a go fund me account to persuade the asteroid to not come YET or should I?
Ha! Like these humans got shit to lose
because we didn't create a giant trampoline and when that asteroid hits the earth, it will go back into space! NASA
noelweks_ But does that mean next winter will be the coldest on record ?
More fearmongering from the media. How shocking...
the asteroid can take me with open arms
pog lets go finna fuck my crush
It's gone pass by on April 1st and b like 'aha nah I'm jp. Maybe next year tho'
WadeAlanHinkle
At least I can play bannerlord for day or so
Yea ok
NeileyKanske
finalmente ruivaodonto micaellopes1
ok
Uzi's dropping
Animal crossing is abt to come out dont fucking mess this up
So if corona doesn’t kill us by April the asteroid will? This 2020 feels like a movie plot.
I could hit before this hits😌☻
Typical 2020 guys
May it land somewhere far from Africa
poggers
For God has not Given is the Spirit of Fear and timidity but of Power, of love and of a Sound mind
OldTakesExposed
Damn God is dropping these bad events like an album🔥 but probably won't happen like all the others.
Do you know when in April? I'm taking my man to Colorado for his bday and it would suck if it hit beforehand/:
notaxation your wish might be granted... 🤞🤞🤞
Bout time 😒
Finally!
It’s expected to miss us by 16.36 times the distance of the earth to the moon don’t panic
Thank God e go no hit us.
'In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.' Don't worry yall, they're just trying to scare us so we read their shit article.
Oh cool I get to die
OwO
Welcome 💝
Where is it gonna land asking for a friend?
Pog
Armageddon part 2
Neil_Druckmann i.think so relasing part 2 on 21 feb was right decision if this asteroid thing comes true♥️🔥
oh look sensationalist headlines from a trashy UK tabloid. The Asteroid is projected to miss earth by a massive margin.
Don’t wanna die virgin .. wtf
Green screen man, we need your help!
The one time I check twitter
savunma formülü: ateş, su, toprak, tahta.
Just let me know if this is true, then maybe i should stop paying my EMI . NASA 👍
Wouldn’t that be a good birthday present
Civilization***
We all need you guys Avengers Iron_Man thorofficial captainmarvel Hulk
It’s finally time
Damn it’s gonna miss by millions of miles. Thassa damn shame.
Better update your sources, looks like last of us 2 will be played 😂😂
can it happen after july 17
Where the Fvck are the avengers when we need them.
Just let me know if this is true, then maybe i will should stop paying my EMI .
Sorry, but the CoronaPanik is first. Then comes the FridaysForFuture - hysteria... Your meteorite is just third! ☝️
We are just fed up of these theories. Asteroid- hitting the earth stories have been on since the early 2000, now we are here.
To be precise, it could do exactly that if it were to hit Earth, however the likelihood of that happening is small to nothing. That being said, anything is possible.
What i need
God. Are you bored of us now? Or did you notice lots of us love playing God on virtual people? We gotta be nicer to NPCs.
YEN YEN YEN
Tell it to aim Kenya and Somalia.. We guys are blessed naturally and cursed mentally
Can I graduate first pls 🤣
LOL ok bud
Good
inshallah
hit me pls
Really this gave me an anxiety attack
Ya but we all know it’s not going to hit earth. It’s way too far lol
Why do I suddenly hear Aerosmith?
Will this be covered by my auto insurance? Because they did cover it after Hurricane Sandy.
BRING IT ON FUCKERS, BRING... IT... ON!!!
This is why I don't like foreplay.
Use all the wasted plastic and junk, and make something but I don’t believe this
poggers
Love how they always use colossal moon sized asteroids for these pics, if you kept the distance, the asteroid would barely be visible from the angle in the picture
Let's hope it does
Nah fam, if this whole cursed universe is gonna end it ain't ending like this
Wonder if my insurance will cover this?
Finally
Gonna save anyone who reads this a breath of air. This thing is gonna miss us easily and NASA is aware of these apocalyptic level asteroids and their paths many years in advance. If it was deemed too likely they have disclosed they'd have sent rockets out push it off course.
OH COME ON ON MY BIRTHDAY MONTH SERIOUSLY DARN U NASA WHY
You know I dont like fortnite in the slightest but... Yo visitor. We need rockets. A ton. We need a couple rifts..
CLICKBAIT. “Asteroid OR2 will drastically cut this down to just 3.9 million miles (6.29 million km) on April 29. In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.”
Clickbait deluxe. Like saying 'A 3200 kg monster truck exists. Could kill you if it drives over you.
So, the asteroid is just over 2.5 miles wide, yet the picture shows an asteroid half the size of the USA? ...what?
abbigg2
i smell an elaborate set up for an amazing april fools day prank
Bout damn time
Dead by April would love to see this, that's if it wasn't a clickbait
NASA confimed this
We need TigerWoods
Fingers crossed.
Its probably fake
Maybe start by spelling civilization correctly
If it's a Monday sure.
Yay! No more mortgage payments😁
I’m so excited I hope it hits 😎😎😎
LETS GOOOOOOO
Maybe try to spell civilization right then I might be a little scared, even then death isn’t all that awful anyways.
Civilisation?
To save the reading: 'in other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.' So 3,882,400 miles or 6,248,117 km
Now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who Asked (Feat: Nobody Did) ───────────⚪─── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊
Are we going to ignore the fact that “civilization” is incorrectly spelt? And don’t be scared over this, that asteroid will overshoot Earth by several moon-distances, which is relatively common actually, happened a while back around Halloween and was much closer.
Thank god.
You know it’s fake when they spell civilization wrong.
Is this true
Really.
If it was gonna hit us ... we wouldn’t know about it ..We would wondering where all the super rich people were at. Lol
There is no such thing as coincidence.
If it doesn't the coronavirus will
Yeah let it come. I’m just sad can’t play the last of us 2 hehehe
fiiinally
Dam the end of fortnite season 2 is boutta be crazy😳
Very cool and very lit
Oh no. Not 'civilisation' whatever will we do
A near miss is something that lands at your feet. Not over 3million miles away. You click
Someone gonna have a high kill streak
All you profligates do is fear and try to make sure everyone else is afraid with you. Well guess what: Its not going to hit earth. Which is disappointing.
“On 16 April 2079, this asteroid will make a close near-Earth encounter at a safe distance of 0.0118 AU (4.6 LD), and pass the Moon at 0.009 AU (3.58 LD).” 4.6 times the distance to the moon. I think we’re good. Getcha fear clicks guys
Something must kill a man.. Forget jaray.. All die na die.... Las Las we go day alright 😙
Good, wipe out that coronavirus before we all get it.
low probability that that is going on to happen
Oh shit, here we go again!
God, finally.
Idk if it real or now?
We supposed to brace for impact?
Timcast
Bruce Willis eilltake care of this. No worries..
I'm just gonna casually carry on with life and hope that it somehow hits
We deserve it lmao
about damn time
This shits been going on since 2012💀 mfs been saying some fat asteroid would end the world
IS MOMENTUM CONSERVED?!? IS THIS AN INELASTIC COLLSION AND IF SO WHAT IS THE RATE OF THE CHANGE OF FORCE TIMES TIME
Anybody got a spare nuke to send its way?
Cool
Finally
Isn't this the 4th month in a row we had a humanity destroying asteroid possibly hit and then it just is never spoken of again
Can't believe I'm going to die a born again virgin 😭
Maybe it’ll do some good and hit jake pauls house before it ends us..
All hail the asteroid
Land that bitch right on my head.
Finally
L
Finally
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
World war, Corona and now this. Anything to stop us from winning the league💀
That’s one way to end the corona virus outbreak
Can it please kill us?! Please? I welcome death at this point
Well it was real.
Ok but I dont think anyone asked....
Good
POGGG
They do this all the time ,not happening..
Avengers Assemble
If corona doesn’t get to us all first 😩😂
What are you going to do?
Please tag all this world leaders that uses nuclear weapons to threaten humanity. We need them now
Woj bomb
Do it
Bruh all of these aren’t gonna hit us. Stop trying to get clicks bro
Get the beers!
Daniel Faraday: “I’m going to detonate a nitrogen bomb.”
See who destroys us first Trump or the rock that is smarter than trump...
pff I can take it
We need Jesus
The wall will deflect it..
Lol please
LETS GOOOOOO
Where’s the gif of the giant space rock hitting the U.S. but not effecting the rest of us?
Is it bad that I’m ok with either outcome
Litteraly it says it was posted on March 4th, they need to make up there mind.
And that's bad how
Seriously? Again? How many reserve Earth's does the universe have?!
Fake news.
I’d rather it just hit us so I can meet my sweet release.
awesome sauce
Call Bruce Willis!
i only have this month to try to get bbh to follow me ;-;
Let's make the worlds largest trampoline to bounce it back ez
I'm so scientist but that doesn't look to scale
Only 3 1/2 years late
tomanocu todo dia isso
Thank you Asteroid
SoberBlanco
Civilization*
OldTakesExposed
RREALITY__ Nice lies NASA
elonmusk what are your plans to save us from this? How about sending another tesla on a collision course?
Y’all know what’s funny? They misspelled ‘civilization’.
Asteroid Corona Virus
Based on this picture it should only take a few hours to run across the Earth.
Fuck you honestly for making that the headline
Again? Okay.
ohh I thought human civilization was gonna end in 12 years due to global warming. Bummer. 😂
oPolarize it's time
Oh F OFF with your fear porn click bait
Whats a 27 cl-u-u-uub we aint making it past Twenty-oooone😂
Leave it, that's a word 'if' put in
everyone: we can’t save us Mark Rober: Hold my robotic arts
AhriHh 😥e ainda n vimos sonic e jojo de conchinha
Dont news reports like this happen almost every month
Yay🥳
Um what
Bro this is the seventh asteroid that could kill the earth in like 4 years When is it gonna stop pushing out
I can only hope
Ballocks!
You said this at Christmas so much shit
Omg I’m shaking in my boots
come to brazil
Good humanity has failed anyways
Where have I read this before? 🤔
Finally, coronavirus has a worthy opponent
stop lying to people.
But it's expected to miss by 3-4 million miles. Stop fearmongering.
I was really worried 😩 about that, but there's a 1 out of 100 chance
Harika bir haber yeni bir dünya yeni bir evren savaşsız acısız sınırları olmayan eşit bir dünya gelsin gelsin buyursun 👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏😏
Nice click bait. Every other news source is talking about how this will miss earth by a Longshot.
But it won't. So stop w/the clickbait headlines
This kind of info is like the boy who cried wolf.
Lets hope for a course correction so we can get a direct hit
O apocalipse deixa de ser um medo e passa a se tornar uma esperança
Let’s goooo. 🙌
mityaaa_11 destiny against you lot winning😂😂😭😭😂
mmm yes misinformation
cool
;-;) I-
Okay 2020.😂
Nasa just needs a better mindset
Sendo depois do dia 10, a gente brinca de sobreviver
Ok this is hopefully not true. If so then please no i'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed another girl in real life bro
Are...are you guys even considered real news
All the animals That survives the same meteorite that ends all the dinosaurs:
El día anterior le tiro los perros a mi vecina
Cool.
No alcancé a pagar las cuotas del auto! Shet!
Fuck it
This is probably some fake news.
Bloody hell...
Nice fear porn
Click bait bullshit
Wäre ein potentieller Kanditat, der mit dem Coronavirus definitiv fertig werden würde!
nice clickbait ihr hurensöhne
Can we tell it to wait a bit? I wanna do a couple things first
hi asteroid
Fake
I for one welcome our new asteroid overlords
2020 is going so well...
Finally
Lets go!
*cough*
Will pass us at over 16 times the distance from earth and the moon. Nothing article.
ia ser só balaum
Honestly, I can’t wait
Okay
So don't pay my mortgage or any other bills in April? Got it
Look if it's gonna happen then let it happen but honestly I'm just sick of all these nonsense 'the world is ending' articles.
Porra dnv AQUELESEMN0ME
Can’t we call Iron Man to hit it or something. Sorry I don’t know much about science maybe Iron Man could explode it.
Nice
Low-key freaking out and hoping it's a April fools
SPACE FORCE!!
Civilization*
1/50.000
Gotta love more fearmongering from this media outlet
You know what to do
kelsie_batten17
Exciting stuff 👍🏻
Quick someone let BruceWillis know!
Can only by stopped by GOD (Grant On-Demand)
Imagine someone playing the Fortnite Season X Live Event music while this is happening lol
If you didn’t push back the release date, we could have all just died happily. Lol 😂
Coronavirus more like 😒
Bring it on
Nice
Oh great. Something else to worry about.
It’s about time
🙏🏽🙏🏽
Vurmayan fenerli olsun ammına kodumun göktaşı seni
Well, at least if civilization ends, it's not going to be because of global warming or artificial intelligence.
Hope i can make contnet more dont come yt
'April' bruh NASA about to pull the best April Fool's prank and say it doesn't exist
Bout time
Wouldn’t it just burn up tho?
Buyursun gelsin.
Mo de3 mone jimii de3. S3 y3nyinaa na y3b3 wuo
Just hope it hits California first
From your lips to God’s ear.
Good.
Nobody: White people:
Cool.
so no harry styles concert? the universe must really hate me
I would nt worry to much. We can send Bruce Willis up there to sort it out , there u go job done. Night night. Oh and i will sleep like a baby tonight 😂😂👈🏿
It’ll miss us by 3.9 million miles FFS. Worry about real threats not this tabloid shit.
If we hurry, we can beat the asteroid to it and maybe it'll just stop and turn around when it realizes it would be pointless.
I swear the universe is doing everything in its power to eliminate us this year
oH
About fucking time
bonodemorango me da o sb do travis logo antes
that rock in the picture is definitely more that 4.1KM
oofpezz we dead or we good?
dcostello88 I heard a rock was coming wen I was 3years old and till date it hasn't reached eiii
I would be happy if it ends me
Don’t worry I have a plan
Yo elonmusk could you make a big enough tennis racket?
Love how this gets 20 thousand likes
majorchimp here we go again
Maybe it will land in China and obliterate Corona virus
Gabrielhyped letss go
BITCH TF, can i have my BIRTHDAY 1st RAT
2012
Yessssss!!!!!!! Hopefully it hits on my birthday
50 bucks says it wont
You might want to scale your imaginary photos more accurately... just sayin'.
about damn time
YOOOO SEASON 4!!! LETS GOOOOO
Destructive finish?
Spread paper around the earth cause paper beats rock! Spred the message. 😌
Guys guys guys. Things like this pop up all the time. Don’t believe the hype
Coming to a scaremongering journalist near you
lucyharty_ at least we will be on holiday when the world ends
teamastroid
What about the meteor that hapoened in Russia in like 2013-2014. I don’t think anyone died from it and it hit a heavily civilised area
thank u god
It's Rayquaza time bois
Don’t you just love the Daily Fear
Promise?
This is bollocks ‘cos the Earth is flat so it’ll hit us and just pop out the other side. Probably...
Let it come!
Bet you it misses
hey i’ve seen this one before
Man that’s my birthday month. That’s not it but my birthday 420. 420 is also adolf hitlers birthday 😟
Smashi01 🤝
Yessssss
Liverpool fans wont like this
YO NEW FORTNITE EVENT LETS GOOOOOO
were will it land
Let's hope it hits the express headquarters first then.
Looks like we gotta save the world
OMG! Where’s SPACE FORCE?
So what?
Didn’t an asteroid passed us last month?
good
I don’t wanna close my eyes 👀
we need MrBeastYT to put a giant trampoline around the earth
Oh Corbyn and the Labour front bench will be blaming Boris for this one and not reacting quickly enough.. 😂😂
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Will it affect house prices?
Tbh I’m not worried, if it does. 1. Are earth is getting warmer so I’m fine. 2. This world is messed up. 3. Ok
1mr_kay
Thank fucking God
cool
By by earth
No biggie
Короткий перевод: — Ебанет? — Увы, не должно...
2020 is not going good places so far
Yes. Fucking end it.
NASA is 🧢🧢🧢
pls
if this is fake im gonna slap tf out of NASA and this account im scared to death right now
El Internet es una maravilla. El medio este con una redacción amarillista, un diseño qu exigiría sacrificar al diseñador web y sin informar. Uno busca y Wikipedia y otras páginas, documentan la historia y el evento tranquilamente. Una maravilla
Surely every asteroid could end a life it it hit with that force and that size 🙄
This is fake
Would be worth it if it ends your nonsense.
Guess I can stop paying my bills now
BRO FINNALY THE CURE TO CANCER LESS GOOOOO
BOI THIS IS CLICKBAIT!
they say this every single year it’s not happening
So I guess I don’t need to worry about the corona virus anymore then?
can’t fuckin wait
MacMallyMMA seriously, we just can’t have Tony-Khabib.
PlayVALORANT We’re gonna die before launch just drop the beta now 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
pog
poggers
Finally some good news GoodByeMyLover
Coronavirus, extreme weather, bush fires and now this. Revelations. Doomsday is upon us. Repent your sins
Get Bruce Willis on the phone
That's like asking me to dodge a bullet fired in Chicago while I'm in Sydney.
Yeah but if it gets rid of Covid-19 it’s a win win.
fuck asteroids bruh, they got a grudge against us or something? 😡
Thank fuck holy
Fakeeee newwssss
Harry_PFC the fucking snow threat has passed and now this 😂😂😂
this would seriously be the coolest way to go out
About damn time
bruh
Great, so who cares about coronavirus?
salty12 Gonna miss by 4million miles, I got my hopes up then that Liverpool wouldn't win the league.
Where's the Armageddon GIFs?
“In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance fro Earth to the Moon.” Pretty close. Doomed!
🤦🏼♂️ This article is 16.36 times more bullshit than the last asteroid related one...
Well I guess no TheLastofUsPart2 TheLastofus2 for me.....
I’m fine with this
TheOnlyDZ
Hadi inşallah...
Good! So Liverpool wouldn’t win the league. Come here big rock!!
There is some ka coursework I don't wanna do! Is there any way of speeding this up? Bring it closer😂😂😭
Well all I can say is... Welcome to Earth, Astroid!
2020 will not end in peace
Yea April 1st.
Dub
I'm about to die a virgin dude LMAOOOO
kingsman_tm Many a times we have heard this, let it drop
Stan 4.1KM asteroid
Where is this civilization?
Is it called corona
ledsgo j'espere quon va toute mourir
Ok so it will come after animal crossing is released I'm fine with this
Spoiler *** It won't hit.
Bruh on my birthday really
Finally
I'll take my chances with Corona
Phew! I haven't got my specs to hand,I thought that read, death by haemorrhoids. Not much to worry about then.
O man... Could you just... just... Okay?
Don't promise shit if you can't deliver
Mdr cheh !
yobihnk
finally
Uhm wtf lol
Good
Express is just click bait
Please hit South Africa. This country deserves better leadership. An asteroid hit is better than the ruling ANC party being at the helm of the wheel.
Hi LFC ! Are you seeing this
TeamAsteroid
Fear mongering
it may be the end of the world and i feel fiiiiiine
Rest assured Jupiter is here baba😭
1st convid-19 now an asteroid got to stop Scousers winning PL.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Nice. Fear mongering is great
2020 has hit different
Only one answer to this. Get the boys into space
Tryin to scare us?
dumbest thing I've read all day
I hope it does
It has a 1/50000 chance of hitting. stop fear mongering.
God I wish that was me
Hell nah
They post the same article every week
LILUZIVERT only baby Pluto can save us
Classic media projectfear! you've already got the COVID19 to scare people with so no need for this bullsh*t! At least have a pic with the asteroid to scale!!
Don't have time for this, gotta release a roblox video IF it impacts us thanks for the heads up tho
Then dinosaurs will come back, right?
i just need skeppy to notice my edits before pls
Clickbait
Thank god
Finally thanos is coming
This could have been an intelligently written discussion of the risks posed by asteroids. It wasn’t.
omg maybe this asteroid will put an end global warming by ending humans
It should hit abeg.
FollowBot_E This is fake
Imagine how this could absorb some of the media attention for Corona virus... Despite what happens, keep washing your hands!
Eu nem tenho roupa pra um evento desse!! Vou ter que comprar.
Pure exaggeration
God i hope so.
Poggers
That's like the 100th time they said a meteor would hit earth and it didn't happen, can't wait for April to arrive just so they can say they were wrong.
Expect Trump to find a way to blame the democrats.
Finally
God willing
It’s going to miss us by a hundred million miles, but there’s still a better chance of this than Biden beating Trump. tmllr
Only God that created this world can end it. Not even the most giant asteroid.
About time.
Stop us worrying about the virus.
Distraction from climate crisis
its about damn time
good
I hope it hit this reported and the Daily Express. Trash.
Hope it hits Tilted tbh.
Thanks a lot Trump... Obama never would have let this happen
I’m here for a good time, not a long time
Put rice on it
OldTakesExposed
Good thing I live on the flat side of earth
Poggers
It will land on Germany
Pog
April fools or? 🥴
Fucking Invoker
🦖☄️ my favorite too emojis 😍
THIS BIG BOY WILL DESTROY CORONAVIRUS!!!
Damn, the Democrats REALLY don’t want Bernie to get the nomination.
Space is dropping bombs 💣💣💣
Wouldn’t be the worst thing 🤷🏻♂️
My birthday is april 29th, if it hits on my birthday that would be so epic
Let me guess this is realDonaldTrump fault 😂
What's the title of this movie
😔
Am I the only one genuinely happy about this
I got this
Somehow I don't think the coronavirus is gonna matter soon
Wishful thinking
_azizmhmdi کاش یچیز دیگه از خدا میخواستی =)))
Do it coward
pls lemme see tøp live first then i can die peacefully
Poggers
Everything is against a LFC premier league win zuhumomar EricNjiiru
Finally some good fukin content
Bout time
The last of us ll 😢😢
1975 Stan will be camping outside too guarantee they get the best view of the world ending
Bet you a fiver it doesn't.
yay.
Literally everything is trying to stop Liverpool win the league lmao
I already want the planet to stop spinning. I need a break. 😊
I always wanted to die
not gonna hit us lol
Thank god! Finally something to end this madness
boffchops Not to worry. Trump and Boris are already at it.
Spiderman could maybe save us...
Will this benefit our climat?
The only antidote for the coronavirus.
NASA is not sure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kingdeefour Aweey, egbenu Oribu yii soun
Did we learn nothing?
TitanForgeTina The part at the end is even scarier. Those odds
Yay!!!
Sacrifice human civilisation to end the Daily Express. Yeah, if that's the price we have to pay, so be it.
2020 I SWEAR TO GOD .... IF U DON'T CUT THE BULLSHIT
Will it kill the coronavirus ? 🤣🤣🤣
It's all down to Brexit and austerity. WhereIsBoris
That meteor is about 2k wide!!!!
Yet another fucking tease.
LETS GOOO
Population of 7.7b: God:
Petition to use all of our nuclear missiles to get rid of tweets like this
As long as we get eternalatake from babypluto first. that’s okay. I’ll go out happy.
oh cool
Predicted the miss us by quite a bit of distance, but this news is on par for 2020.
April fools
Can I quit my job?
finta90 Liverpool’s title hopes dented here tez_lfc05
Damn is this Baby Pluto’s new album cover? 🤯 LILUZIVERT
When you realize the asteroid has passed by several times before and hasn’t come much closer.
I'm convinced they just be making up shit
Things are looking up
Typical click bait rubbish from the Express....
2020 IS FUCKING WILD 😂😭
hoaxeye ?
12k+ likes on something that could end humanity 👏🏼...
Everytime, NASA warns us about things that won’t happen in our lifetime. Real issues are chemstrails, man-made viruses and enless wars NasaStopLying
What if someone trains like Saitama but like 10x more intense until April Then they'd one punch the asteroid
Neil_Druckmann anticipates the release of The Last of Us
So Liverpool may not lift the league cup after all
Jeez I've not even had a girlfriend yet
B R U H moment
Let's av it!! Sick of it pissin down 👍🏻
And Tony Stark is dead! Ffs
Yay :)
that would be neat
WE DEAD LETS GOOO SiipsTea
Fuck all this I give up !!!!!
Will it hit China? Coulda save us from corona
Well hopefully Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck can free up some time to take care of this.....Armageddon 2.0
One month Writing it on my calendar
Fake news nasa is also fake news Thankyou
Promises promises
It is confirmed by NASA and CNN that the asteroid is only PASSING by Earth and not colliding.
I don't trust a website that spells civilization with an 's'.
January: ww3 February: corona virus March:
Then why do you show an artists impression which appears to show an asteroid that is 500 - 1000 km in diameter smashing into the planet you fear mongering twats?
It's not gonna come close.
Promise?
Best April fools prank ever.
nice
It won't. Even if it did I'll survive.
Just i painted my house on Maldives .
Nice bait mate
So can I miss work?
🤷🏾♂️ At least we don't have to worry about coronavirus or the world ending in 12 years now. Laissez les bons temps rouler!
K ✌🏻
Finally, a cure for corona virus.
Don’t get my hopes up
Lmao
This shit happens every year. How do we know this isn’t some more bs
Finally...some good news
nah, we won't get out of it that easy
Then why nasa didn’t post about it?
If you have a crush on me speak up now 🥺 👉🏽👈🏼 👞🧦
Cool, nice and quick I hope.
Yay!
From the paper that brings you dire warnings about snowmageddon every.single.winter. Yawn
Ah what you need is Anusol cream they are supposed to be good for asteroids, at least I think that's what they are called!
Don't miss please
Just a hint for your next article if we all survive your journalistic desaster: 'If a russian cow poops into the pentagon it would cause biological mass destruction and could start world war 3, 4 and 5 on one day - click and read now!'
POOOOOOOG
Well one thing I have learnt from Hollywood is that asteroid isn't coming anywhere near Africa. Mxmxm
Bet Greta didn’t see this one coming...😂
Anything to stop Liverpool winning the league
🤞
Hopefully
pogs in the champ
Pogchamp
Finally, an end to schooling.
I hope it isn't Easter week as I'm on holiday
Good
Small league Liverpool go win.
You're full of Schiff 👇😏
😆
Would stop Greta in her tracks !
Pog
This should go without saying, but the Astros knew this was coming.
Cool
Name of asteroid....wait for it.... CORONA 2.0
Hands up boys. Finally let's get this hit
We should take the Earth and push it somewhere else!
The trajectory has been known for a while and it's missing us by over sixteen million miles. Nice fearmongering, though.
I hope so
May it heat Politician who support BBI. Amen.
Just give everyone a scutum shield and make a testy do formation around the world lol it’s invincible
'A 4.1KM asteroid'... proceeds to illustrate a 4100 km hitting while lying about the fact there is not a chance this will hit us in April.
Pogchamp
This is a youtooz replay moment. If I die, do I get free technoblade youtooz?
Lols.
Its big chhungus he will collide with earth
Gelmezsen amg kandırma ama gel ...Hak ettik Çoktan hak ettik.
There's more chance of of you hitting the asteroid, than the asteroid hitting you scientists have found...
Let us enjoy march first, please...
Based
Which part of the earth will it land on
About god damn time
blocked
Sweet mercy
mmmm no more corona Virus
remindmetweets 27 days
Ooh I love a soufflé!
Please please please
Space Force
Well at least none of us will have to endure Liverpool fans going on about winning the league everyday after.
MarissaDang5 Our time has cometh
Bruh the world can end like, in two months and Modern Sonic still doesn't have a game that it isn't Forces in the new consoles
Daily Express= Clickbait Express
I pray this happens
TheRedOpinion Hope we wrap up the league by then.
It’s all over
F
omg looking forward 3
Mmesommma see what they said o
Good this world needs a full reset anyway👌👌
Do it you won’t bitch
bit big for a 4.1km asteroid that isn’t it?
What will it do to house prices?
Let's hope this one hits
“[The asteroid will] miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.” Is this a piss take?
WhiteHouse DeptofDefense 😳
I think we just all have to duck at the same time.
Another movie to save the world
Ojalá. Somos una mierda, la verdad.
Superman, Batman, Spider-Man & all the whole Justice League we need you now
Earth Chapter 2
2020 sucks
Yav he he.. Kesin ortadoğuya düşer zaten..
this is pog
We could do with it to be honest
Don't makes plans for April 30th.
POGGERS
Bruh that would be a good thing, humans are bad creatures lol
Finally
b_Billz07 Please, try and push it to Nigeria Lets end it already
Finally, an effective measure against Coronavirus.
We are ready!!
Supera este regalo de cumpleaños, franchoros
It's gon be 2012 all over again bois
Primus_unbound 0diin_ jeeremiih jephasin eh_zrah Akonedo I_am_Pauli captkellz uziidili get in here
BamaiyiGN
Sorry henryr1115 . This is the only global reset Meteor that could be called Meteor 2020. And it's got a basically 0 chance of hitting.
say mums
cypiee manlikedonald __Kezi whalakid get ready
That's some clickbait. 'Asteroid OR2 will drastically cut this down to just 3.9 million miles (6.29 million km) on April 29. In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.'
So?
Finally....
At least I'll die knowing the Houston Astros are the 2017 World Series Champions.
ight what ever happened to the 9.0 earthquake a few months back?
It's going to miss us by a huge margarine ((x16 the distance between the Earth and the Moon)) We're fine and stuff like this has happened before
Not news
Thanks for that. My cup runneth over.
W
I follow back with speed...
Again They at it again
goolammv Ke neng le bua ntho tse jwalo?
BarryRozner
Finally
Great I'm in college hoping to make my life better thennik gonna die doing nothing....GREAT
Is this gonna be like the fortnite update?
Poggers
Lol
At least it'll sort out climate change for us. We can start all over again and end up the same way till the next one puts us out of our misery.
🤞🏻
IronMariel
There’s like news about an “earth shattering” asteroid every few months. Well be fine.
I’m betting on it, cashing out the 401k and going on tour
can we wait pleass i just got my new good gaming pc in december just give me a few more months n thennn that rock thing can hit earth idgaf
This twitter is clickbait heaven
oh thank god
😂😂😂😂
FollowBot_E ok cool
Bet
LOL
Which date I am starting my exams on 15th
ApRiL fOoLs
🤞🏻
No matter what we do. Liverpool can never win the fcking premier league
Hey OldTakesExposed
this happens every single year shut up accidental 'The Onion' copy
Gonna miss by about 3 million miles stop trying to scare people
Go di asteroids le di corona kaha. Tota re siile kae jaanong
Please hit, so I don’t have to see her anymore
Liverpool :4 Asteroid :0
Good!
Person 1: Close your eyes or you'll ruin the suprise Person 2: oh golly, I can't wait, what is it Person 1: wait for it...it's the apocalypse delivered from outer space and we're all going to die Person 2: oh my god, it's what I've always wanted, I love you so much Person 1
Any chance of it hitting before liverpool win the league ?
So greta your wrong itll be an asteroid
Why should we be scared of Asteroids when we have Dwayne Johnson?
So should we still be washing our hands or not?
Why you use an image with an asteroid the size of Alaska?
They sent Bruce Willis to work on this it's fine
the world is not ending you nimrod
That is a song, they always say that a meteor will fall in such a month and nothing happens ... :/
NASA finds cure for Coronavirus
Gg
Won't see it coming if you don't look up and just accept you're dead
oH
This must be Brexit's fault right?
Damn so climate change really won't change anything huh ?
Promessas, Promessas! 🙄🙄SóVem 💪☄️☄️☄️ Meteoro 💪
W
These gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand
Pog
Hope it hits on April 4th, my birthday’s gonna be fuckin lit lmao
Best birthday gift ever
It won't fall in Africa.
This world will not end till I start and finish the last of us part 2
Please be more specific 🔹do I need to take annual leave for this event?
Really, it’s the least of what we deserve. We humans are a hot mess.
I know a man for the job... Armageddon
🧢
Shame
Click bait 'In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon' Nothing to worry about
You are in the rubbish. You are talking in the nonsense.
This been going on for forever
Guess I won't be getting a victory royale.
It’s US vs Them! 😂
Finally finally 💥🙏🏻
mattiatkinson oh shit, end of the world again
It should land 'those' sides and leave Africa to exist as it were in the beginning
That should solve a few problems...
Good
Anything to end Liverpool title hope
So this is what Trump was talking about when he said the Coronavirus would miraculously go away when it warms up in April.
Weirdchamp
It’s okay, Bruce Willis will save us all
lizmoblubuckeye I'm ok with that. We had a decent run. Earth's due a mulligan.
Here we go again 😂
I mostly hope it doesn't hit us, then.
Bro it's gonna miss by 6.3 million kilometers. Express is garbage
Nice
Anything that starts “daily express” really isn’t worth paying any attention to
Every year this is going to happen
QuotedReplies
No problem.. I have helmet and mask..
Daily express untuk rumor transfer pemain bola aja akuratnya smpe 80% , hadehh ketar ketirr
Everything ends.
The golf ball Trout hit the other night is going to deflect this away, don't worry everyone
Literally my worst nightmare... after a super-volcano
fcambridge24 'could' 'if' jeez.....
Ah yes the daily Express, the most reliable news source there has ever been.
Uh ok
Wiping out the Corona virus one step at a time.
It's only going to miss us by about 4 million miles! Why is this even news?
Depicted: 1000 km asteroid.
All those missiles been made can’t still take it out
But i still hasn't have the sex
The only thing I ever learned about asteroids on a trajectory for earth was from the move Deep Impact, so what frightens me the most is that at the end we have to listen to Aerosmith singing 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing'. God help us all.
brightsblog
Step sis: have you heard that the world might be ending? Step bro:
OldTakesExposed
We don't care.
Thank Christ I didn't just book the holiday I was looking at ……………. lucky escape
Yeah am ready for this..
God I hope this kills the coronavirus
Can’t wait. Counting down the days
Dini_Mars hope you’re gearing to take your last ribena WoleAdetuberu I’m sure you now have Asa’s latest and final album. The world is coming to an end next month oo! Don’t say I didn’t warn u people 😂🤡
Salvation😂
Kamehameha!!!
Don’t worry, Trump will nuke it.
Well well. Dinosaurs are us. Big deal. Poof. No 2020 election. No trump. Or all other despots. One way to start over!!
Cum Kwik
Is this before or after the 12ft of snow you predicted?
I’ve lost track of how many humanity ending asteroids have passed us by lately. Until we are in the process of being evaporated I’m not gonna lose any sleep lmao
Every year there's a new apocalypse and every year nothing happens. I'm sick of getting my hopes up.
Happening in 2029 btw
Nolur vur
🤞
In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon. 16.36 x 384,400 km 😂🤣😂
Thats..not how you spell civilization?
this is the kinda shit i live for
where is Darius Tanz when we need him the most
Anything to stop Liverpool winning the premier league!
Guess what, I'm not going to read the story.
Asteroide tamaño escala 🤪🤣🤣🤣
🤞🤞
Maybe it's for the best !!
But I want to see the new AOT season later this year
In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon. saved you a click and an anxiety attack. speaking of which, fuck you.
homestuck
not concerned at all, were fine in cat 5 hurricane's in Florida
Those damn Democrats are at it again!!! 😉
cool, cheers to that
Shit, we need to find a retired oil drilling crew with some good one liners, teach them how to be astronauts in a few weeks and get them on this ASAP.
What if this hit North Korea then yeah
Nice news 📰 👍
4.1km is less maze,,we will move and gather somewhere ,it hits then back to normal
Stop teasing us...
is this real because i'm starting to panic
Would ‘a solid flu shot’ help?
This stuff is so fascinating to me!!! ❤️
Give us a break 2020 is relentless
And that is where I stopped reading....
I cant wait
Poggers
Litterally 4month into 2020 and there happened more things than normal 20 years.
Fucking finally
Anything could end civilization if it hits hard enough
obiiiwill About fucking time I'm tired of human beings
Don't worry the nether portal will help us
Just give me Clark Kent’s abilities
cant believe it was late for 11 years. will it strike at the 13th though?
Ayy so corona might be eradicated, thats what i like to hear
Well don't we have some sort any asteroid weapons system? Or do we only make weapons to kill each other?
Napeana sasa😂😂 Please tell the dates
Relax, people. I'm skilled .
Waiting for the asteroid to hit 😔
i seem to be the only one genuinely scared. like bruh i dont want the world to end 😔
If
I hate click bait!
If y’all know it’s coming blow that shit up
hUmAN cIViLisAtiOn mIgHT ENd
Oh god-
It will not hit Earth...yeah I saved you that tiring read and anxiety and scare😅
China’s just gonna spray fabreeze af it aha
Ok, and?!
Fbm
Ah the Express, the same publication that warns us of an Armageddon level snowfall multiple times every winter, none of which ever come to pass. I don't think I'll bother worrying about this.
Click bait title is ciick bait
Again? Bruh, fuck this world ending shit
4.1 KM asteroid is not big enough to kill us all.
So who wants to share grass 🍃
Can nasa just send bruce willis to space to bomb that shit? Yall be spending trillions of $$$ and still doin nothing.
OMG
Saved_a_Click
remindmetweets April 2020
FINALLY DYING
Little did we know that the meteor will miss just for the April fools joke
oh well!
Thos marvel movies are finally coming to life😂 lemme guess, it will hit only the US😂😂😂
April fools?
No matter what , Liverpool will win the EPL . Not even Armageddon can stop them
So Liverpool lost to Watford 🤦♂️
DEATH!!!!!!
Bring it on We tired of ur bullshit Sia fo)
“4.1km rock” but you show a picture with a rock the size of Europe.
29planets Nice
Dammnnn
civilization * cmon
oga ye anyi ego?
🤣🤣 even if there was a chance they probably wouldn't release that information because of world wide panic
😅😅😅😅😅 These clowns left the most important part of this article to the last fold. So much BS for chasing metrics.
I voted for him!
Nothing like a good meteor to celebrate the release of FF7 Remake.
Finally, good news.
Is that image to scale?
Will Liverpool ever win the League?
Joder 2020 ¿Estas bien? ¿Necesitas un abrazo?
This is the 1 Millionth astroid that could hit us for the past 4 months, calm the fuck down media
rzlphy yay
Splish splash your opinion is trash 🥵🥵🥵👌🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🥵🥵🥵🥵
About fucken time.
It's your moment Bruce
Coronavirus..now this Obviously our time is up So people do those things you always wanna do Say those words Ask that person to dinner Fuck that person Eat tha my food Travel to that place Live your life!!!
Oh please, we're so horny Our species will just bounce back afterwards
yo rollingloud can you move miami to march? thx
pog
Wow. So i take it that like the movies this will be happening in the US?
We see a tweet like this every other week and shit still ain't happen
KellOlliver
remindmetweets remind me June 2020
1 in 50,000 chance of hitting us? GTFO with that bullshit. Wake me when we have a realistic chance of release.
A story of no merit. NASA has released no information, nor confirmed any date about this asteroid. The only reference NASA ever made to this asteroid was done so 22 years ago. In short, this story is a lie.
Nice
Ummmm i heard this multiple times in the past few years but nothing happened aaaand this time is no exception 🙂
if it happens maybe someone will start dreaming about me in 3 years 😤💪
yess end me please
Cut! And it’s a wrap .....😭😭😭
We should be so lucky
lol
poggers
'In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.' Stop fear-mongering assholes.
Good
Muwache kutudanganya na hizi asteroids huwa hazifiki earth
About time
kys
It is now all about creating as much fear as possible now.
You’re up lads!
slimroju, you are the physicist, come and tell us more about this.
In April. Hmmmmm
Poggers
That asteroid in the animation is definitely larger than 4.1KM....
The Mayans weren't wrong 😕
I wish it hits kenya
“Could end human civilisation if it hits”. Just add that in.
Here's hoping.
JamesWortho__ Even space is trying to stop us winning the league LFC
Yay
Where's Saitama?
iamsusej99 best get B’Lands done QT
Finally
you lot also said that the world would end in 2012 and some of you even said that the caronavirus was worse than cancer
I know just who to call
Stop Giving Anxiety
do it, you won't. no balls
Y’all suck, I was happy for a sec... The asteroid is gonna miss us by 3.8-6.1 million miles! Wtf :((
16x the distance of earth to the moon...ffs. and they wonder why ppl dont take news seriously anymore
Nigeria is not on earth... so we good 🚶♂️🚶♂️
PLEASE HIT
NASA what you say about this or it is fake ?
Monkas
As long as Liverpool win the league before it hits, its all good
another one?
So does it have a code name like T.H.A.N.O.S
nicky_fizzy Ay3ka
Abdvl_Wengz WTF!!
☠️
With God we are safe
Hi will the ghost of Lady Di be riding upon this and what does Paul Burrell have to say about the asteroid?
Ok well I have time off in April so after that please
We can only hope.
So the Earth will shrink since 4.1km is now about 1/10 the width of the planet as per this picture? Got it
Luckily we have the space force for just this eventuality
Coronavirus might save it a job.......😱
2020 smh
Here's hoping
Who will save the Earth...
I hope so
My crush promised me that I'll hit on August
It's not going to hit yet until the 21st December year unknown
Can we Trumpit?
Finally the suffer ends
palanggg
The Avengers have a month to respond.
Hope it lands on my ex's house
So well and thanks for all the fish
Thank fuck I've paid off the mortgage. 🤣🤣🤣
med ooo
It's ok superman will save us
Let it be on the 4th so I'll be one of the last to celebrate a birthday on earth.
Bullshit. Give up with the fear porn.
This might actually be another setup.. if 2020 don’t kill you then you’re immortal 🤯
Sounds like a Hollywood movie flick with huge buzz... But we will survive this one! As a physics major, it's very hard to detect precise impact and trajectory of the Asteroid without factoring unforseen obstacles. Like Wind resistance, Gravitational pull, Momentum of Asteroid.
Saving you a click
Thank God, like literally, thanks god.
langedellen je had gelijk
Early or late April? Just that the wife’s birthday is that month and I don’t want to waste money on a gift she won’t need.
Whatever stops liverpool from winning the league
We can only hope.
I suppose an asteroid strike is different from The Daily Express’s usual predictions of apocalyptic snowfall or biblical-esque rainfall.
It won’t hit
About time!!!!
Im moving to mars 🤣
Someone really doesn't want Liverpool to win this Premiership, huh? Well too bad get on with it! YWNA
Yea right, shit was said before not new
Mate... impending doom everywhere you look at the min 🤯😳
FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU BETTER LAND AFTER MIA SHOWS ON THE 15
Human civilization may die but gamers live on man just hit respawn or if we rly gotta we can go back and make a new save or even load a save state lmao this asteroid cant do shit to us gamers 😎
I hope its not any day before 20th April
Season 20 bois
YES FAM
“Armageddon” movie about to come to pass! We love to see it 😁😁
But it's not going to hit us, so stop scaremongering
Alissonbecker will stop it JamesPearceLFC
good
LilNasX we need you king
If it finally hit, Corona might just kill it in the air, so we are safe. 🤷♂️
It's us against the universe, the things they'll do to stop us winning the league LFC EPL
Lies, nothing will happen
Again that's every yr 😂😂
Don't worry guys we have giant lasers to combat the asteroids. We will stop these tyrants once and for all!
So it's going to miss us by 6,288,784 kilometres. Close call.
Who called in the tactical nuke?
This doesn’t sound soo bad after all. 🙃
fantasy people won’t be informed anyway👽💀
ye55irr dedvukaj_anton zsaljanin
I am ready.
Please please please 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Good
Better get Bruce Willis and his drill team ready.
film2 holywood emg banyk yg visioner,, bisa jd mesin waktu ntr kejadian ada
Marked it on my calendar
Earth is cursed - Nas 2018
Its Asterophobic to say this isn't a good thing surely?
Dab
Fucking please
HELL YEAH BOYS
Ok
It’s in the daily express ffs 🤣
AWWW really I was just getting my life back together
So who wants a wife?
GizmoClutch
as long as it stops LFC winning the title i’m all for it
I bet it doesn’t happen. Pretty sure there’s no such thing as space. Sleep well everyone it will burn up in the ‘atmosphere’.
3.9 millions miles away is apparently a near miss 🤷♂️
PogU
No need to listen to Greta now then I can put my heating on full now knowing I am harming the planet
Poggers
So it's not hitting earth... Hmm.
SenfSebi
Finally some good news
Pog
So far 2020 is like a Sci-Fi movie
clicked on the link and look at what they’re advertising handy!
Well i'm not sleeping tonight
God help us All. 🙏🏿
Hit sooner.
Well if it beats corona virus sure
Joke ain’t funny anymore 😏
When ?
poggers
‘Close-in’ right.. stop ✋
fuck this year
bet.
God helps us All. 🙏🏿
Soooooo it's only going to miss us by 6.3 Million Kilometres? Oh my - we are goners for sure!!
Trying to put fear in people when the truth is that it's most probably quite welcome.
Thank fuck for that
shehryar_taseer Chavo117
FORTNITE EVENT IRL POGGERS
thank god
excited! can’t wait 🤗🤗
Una papa nor well! What have you guys been doing since? It’s all a lie! NASA nasahqphoto
First it was coronaVirus now asteroid. Something must kill a man
As a barca fan this will be nice becaue Liverpool will not win the league and neither will Madrid. Messi will finish as the player with the most Balon D'ors. Ffs😂
Huh it got nothing on me I ate 2 vitamin gummy bears instead of 1
About time
Is it going to be hitting the US just like the movies?
All these occurrences just because LFC want to be premierleague champions?
Thank fuck for that.
Oh well
Pogs
Sooner the better. People are only bags of salty water that somehow learned to move about. Nothing special, and mostly toxic.
It's going to be no we're near us 💩
rawlimark With the world going the way it is I think it’ll be a blessed relief !
April fool 🤗
olaitansergio Ha what's this again nah, why are we dying to live
Anything to stop Liverpool corkred74
Land on me? Please?
On my way to buy milk and bread
poggers
All na still banta!!
The Governments way of Solving this Flu epidemic 😂🙈😂 either that or where that unbearable it's the only way of stopping us win the League!! Haha
rogbennett MenInBlazers
If its really gonna hit in April whats the one thing you wanna or one person you wanna meet before this asteroid possibly visits in April
I really hope this is at the end of April so we can live our last month in 4/20
ofeibeaaa ohemaa the world is ending. Wose s3n
AryneJames Well stop telling us about it. I want to be surprised!
Seems like a problem of my grandkids
If it stops LFC lifting the Premier League trophy then so be it. A small price to pay
OwusuKoduah5
no suicidal shit but I hope this lands on me head
Anything to stop Liverpool from winning the league
Too much movie in reality
How true is this? .... Inside life... 🤔 🤔
Oh please, be our guest!
Gods a Manc
JudeOwuor
Avengers Assemble :)
Imaginary fear porn 👎
Hahahahaha fuck off 👻
'Could .... if' 'Could ..... if' 'Could ..... if'
What does the ghost of Princess Diana think?
Neat I've always wondered what moon cheese taste like.
fuck it if i die then die i guess idfc.
Bloody hell, this will be devastating for the world share market and my ISA!
That would be nice
I actually want this to hit us.. might sort out some of the snowflakes this world is currently experiencing..
Here's hoping 🤞🏻
Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait
Yes we get it NASA... who cares
Not that worried! we have missiles that will smash that thing out of orbit before it gets anywhere near us..
We’re definitely winning the league before it hits earth, afterwards we don’t care what happens. World War 3 Corona Virus Asteroid about to end civilization All to stop LFC from winning the league 😂
*shows pic of 400km asteroid ...
Before Liverpool win the league and Leeds get promoted
sauceprinz Like Coronavirus is not enough... now asteroid? Oluwa wetin dey happen?
Africa
They’ll stop at nothing to stop LUFC gaining promotion to the prem
Ok April fool
BELL ENDS!!
I’m ready
TheYorubaseeker So all the nukes on earth can't bring this to shreds? Whites are liars then.
TheSkeptic65 And where supposed to do what about that?fear mongers, let NASA tell us if that’s the truth.
Location of impact please?
I don't think 4,1 km diameter asteroid would be that big
That's never gonna happen.
2020 really isn’t messing about is it?!
No need to worry about climate change and the Corona virus now then.🤔😂😂
Fingers crossed
Only if Lahore Qalandars win PSLV, could prevent this catastrophe
Liverpool EPL is until May I hope
TomosMorgan
We’ll take anything won’t we to stop Liverpool winning the league
If it could hold out until after the Grand National that would be most appreciated 👍🏻🏇🏻
ياهلا بك
4.1km rock will end Earth😮
Only one man for the job
Do it before they win the title 🙏🙏🙏
JohnsonsMc21
I dont believe you, however if you're right, I'll start buying your paper 😉
I swear all the media does nowadays is spread fear.
QuotedReplies
Coming close 3.9 million miles away, great NASA thanks.
But it won’t.
ambroso
Whenever come by click baits
Please fuckin bring it!...
The Express worried about foreign invaders for absolutely no reason whatsoever as per usual
Blame brexit, blame boris, blame trump, blame climate change...😴
Hopefully we've seen liverpool lift the league before it happens 🙄
Is the same as the horrific snow storms you've been predicting for ' next week ' for the last 4 months in an attempt to get people to mag this rag relevant?
Hahaha! NOT HAPPENING, lies.
Leats its after chelts
It’s ok as long as we all wash our hands.
If the destruction of humanity is what it will take to end your joke of a newspaper then I'm happy with the sacrifice.
Finally
Finally some good news.
Yaaas...it is time!!
'In other words, the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.' Disappointing tbh.
Is this a live image?! Petrifying.
Stop Liverpool from winning the league
ShvmChoudhary mrmanbruh simarbeer PushkalKundra
Every year the Daily Express claims we are going to have the coldest winter and the hottest summer since records begin. Now it's predicting an asteroid COULD end civilisation IF it hits. Genius! 😂
Any chance it taking me out, havent been on a date in months.
Please hit us soon!
I'm quitting social media
Hollywood, make another film like 2012
Pls let it hit Aso Rock, Abuja, Nigeria. We need certain cleansing
All because LUFC are PL bound.
rawlimark If it hits China, that'll sort the Corona virus?
Lowkey want them to leave it, let’s see what happens 😬
At least we know now we're not going to get relegated 🤷⚒️
It won’t stop raining, everyone’s dropping with coranvirus and Liverpool are gonna win the league. I’m counting on the big bastard
And so!
😂😂😂
Only going to miss us by millions of miles
Fucks sake...liverpool will win the league, whether you like it or not
America is not human civilization
We need to land a spaceship on it with team of oil rig drillers. Deploy explosives into the hole and remote detonate. The asteroid will split in two and miss earth. Thank me later. armagedon
Fear propaganda is in full swing now.
VAR will overrule it . So don’t worry people
hoaxeye
I’m gonna need a bigger mask
At least let us play the Last of us part 2, it's been 4 long years 😂
helynsar james_NOF at least it’ll be after Cheltenham
Come get me asteroid of death! I’m ready AsteroidOfDeath
Yeah why not so that we can prevent from Liverpool winning the league🤪🤪🤪
kamz26
This year has just been one giant shit storm
Lol the picture is a asteroid about 1000x times bigger than the one you're describing, stop scaremongering
Not again! Are you on drugs? If not you should be.
Oh come on! Are we going to worry about the flu or this. Can you release information on need to know basis only!!!
May it hit kenyan parliament first
Me on March 31st
Looks more like 410,000 asteroid. Ya mongs
We dont need to bother washing our hands then
We are ready when you are . Our species needs the reset button.
What another one!
I'm sure Bowwis has a plan.
Aduukss Basitoyinlola1 phawizy_ weird_sinner i_hollarmide U_T_H_A
Im convinced there's a bunch of Man U fans willing this bloody thing towards us and spreading the c/virus a much as possible.
thelastlilith the world just wants to be wiped out any way possible. lol
More chance of Susan Boyle jumping out of my kitchen bin and making me a ham sandwich.
Update - 'Asteroid tested positive for corona virus'. Oh the humanity!
Its gonna miss us by about 3.9 million miles, so why even print this...idiots.
Nobody wants Liverpool to win the league
First Coronavirus, then the clutch goes in my Civic, now this?!
Looking at the odds, I'll have had a few accas in by then anyway. When they start recruiting a team of oil diggers and training them to be astronauts, I'll start to worry.
If technology could help direct this to the offices of The Daily Express this might not be such a bad thing.
So now everyone will finish at once
First, It was Coronavirus. Now, this. Mancity and others are trying too hard against Liverpool winning the EPL.
It's probably for the best.
💔💔💔💔💔
That's ended my funeral song deliberation. Every cloud...
Desperate attempt to get attention 😂😂😂
Now I know how the dinosaurs felt
For some reason I have the urge to watch “Deep impact”
Or a massive April Fool Joke!
Better make sure I dont do a big shop that week then ? 🤪
Bloody theSNP
I can’t stand the British Media. ADVICE FOR THE PUBLIC.... Don’t believe a single word they say. It’s all just click bait. POINTLESS.
Don’t think we’d be that lucky
Quick someone call one punch man
RoshithReddy7
no worry
Let Liverpool win the league first then it can hits
🤣exactly 👍🏽priorities! 🧣⚽️
Does Greta know?😂
Time to call Bruce Willis and Ben Afleck!!
Oh well, never mind, we’ve had a good run, Cup of tea?
I think it's high time we call on the Avengers again. Thanos just won't let us be.
We know this asteroid's trajectory up to the year 2197! It won't hit us. It'll miss us by a huge distance. Stop causing people unnecessary distress, you arseholes.
Only one man for the job.
The Wednesday Coronavirus show might need to be a two parter lads TheAnfieldWrap
I’ve push out bigger turds than that 😂😂😂
W
NASA
Fun whilst it lasted
Sweet blissful release...
APRIL FOOL😀
Almost 4 million miles from earth.... Honestly
Already praying
I beg
so exited, cant wait
XFJagXFJag Think you got your scaling wrong with your over the top click bait picture 🙂🙂
Just what I wanted for my birthday. Cheers.
Lies lies lies
It will miss us by 1.7 million kilometres.
BREAKING NEWS: SOMETHING THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN WOULD BE BAD IF IT DID HAPPEN.
See this Benjanijohnson
3.9 million miles ! Few close shave that !
Does this happen in April/May 2020?🙏🏼
It's the EU's fault
This AND Coronavirus. We have truly pissed off the gods this time.
Put in a call to International Rescue. Jeff Tracy and the boys will sort it. FAB GerryAndersonTV Thunderbirds FAB
RyanRaz87 we’re saved!
Corbyn has called for an emergency COBRA meeting but then remembered he has fuck all to do with government issues😜
Never mind. Greta will fix it.
Fucking Brexit 🙄
Isnt this the one that’s estimated to miss us by 1 million miles? In NASA terminology anything less than 10m miles is declared close. Less than 50,000 miles is declared of concern!
'could'
Or to put it another way. This asteroid will miss us by 4 million miles. And do no harm.
🤞
highfivedave If its a direct hit,it could get rid of the Coronavirus!!
let it come, we deserve to get hit
Finally! Oh glorious reset asteroid.
The word ‘if’ must be the most invisible of all words.
Where’s Bruce Willis when you need him
Got bored of 'extreme weather' scare stories, did we? Still, you can always run one of your comedy phone polls about it.
Not sure who to believe..... 🤔
If we pay more tax will that stop it?
Can’t wait LOL. Send for Clint Eastwood! :)
Fake news
All this rag does is scares old folk.
BetfairExchange can you put up a “world to end before Guineas meeting” market please. Might be difficult to get paid, though
Bank of Japan is ready to ease the asteroid, and ECB will do whatever it takes. Any response from the Fed, yet?
scary stuff
Blocked. Bullshit.
NASA = never a straight answer.
No closer than 6 million Kms. 🙄
Bullish. Buy stonks
Thank fuck for that
This isn't the Brexit I voted for!
Finally.
PLEASE CLICK ONTO OUR SHITTY WEBSITE
Find a way to link this to Princess Diana and you've got a front-page story.
'could' = Probably won't though
This planet is officially done. elonmusk put me on the mars expedition list
That's going to effect house prices. Bloody EU.
Seems people will try anything to prevent Liverpool winning the league
Is Bruce Willis busy at the moment?
👽👽
Look, I’m 67 with a compromised immune system, I was being scared to death by your virus predictions, now it’s a frigging asteroid. How am I ever going to survive long enough to start the fruit-picking?
Buried nice and deep into the article: '..the space rock is expected to miss us by about 16.36 times the distance of the Earth to the Moon'
Yay getting am asteroid for my birthday!!!!
I hope it takes out your offices.
Coronavirus not so worrying then?
Il ne manquait que cette menace : un géo-croiseur de 4 km suivi par la NASA se rapprochera de la Terre en avril.
Bruce and the boys are on it ... no need to worry...🤣🤣🤣☠️🌏💫🚀🤷♂️👇
We only needed this one 🤦♀️
Yeah, but how bad’s the weather going to be?
homestuck fans when the world fucking explodes because of a meteor in april
We’re all doomed mr mannering
Say sike Rn
Don’t tell Greta, she thinks it will be the fault of the cows!
January, a war almost started February, a deadly disease started March, this 😔
finally ugh im tired of us too
It is an alien sniper bullet. They sent it to destroy Corona virus. Hopefully their skills are mad so we won't be hurt.
Leave it out, we’ve got a flu to worry about
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