He speaks. And yet he still says nothing. Given that he has been held hostage by his minders for the past few months, it was only fair that Boris Johnson was given the chance to answer the first question on the BBC’s Tory leadership debate. “Piffle, paffle, wiffle, waffle,” said the pasty-faced, priapic Mr Blobby. His time in captivity has played havoc with his complexion.
noyleoJ
😂good caption
B.J., make yourself at home!
B.J. has soberly chosen to make himself publicly known by saying very little which make a lot of sense when his soul can already be imagined being peel off naturally to nature behind the doors of number 10!
The blond fat one, the bland skinny one, the bespectacled nerdy one, the token minority ethnic one and the weird toothy one that all the girls scream at ... yep all the classic ingredients of a boy band ;) BritainsGotTalentless
Twatzone...
Probably. And yet you’d still be cheerleading your hapless magic grandpa
“Take Twat”. Brilliant.
simonrug 🎶 Can’t believe that I’m a fool again🎵 west➖minsterlife!
Five-Directions
No Direction were never the most entertaining of boy bands.
BillieO2 And not necessarily in the right order either.....
Whatever I said Whatever I did I didn't mean it I just want to be PM
Boys-own
But the tie. Came. Off.
The Four Lemons and their new lead singer.
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