5 ways to test your eyesight that don't involve driving 30 miles to a castle on your wife's birthday

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Dominic Cummings has enlightened the nation with a brand new way to test your eyesight.  Indeed, if you're unsure whether your eyes are going a little 'weird', he recommends you pack your wife and 4

Indeed, if you're unsure whether your eyes are going a little"weird", he recommends you pack your wife and 4 year-old child into a car and take a 30 minute drive to your local castle.

 

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danapond42 Best excuse I've heard in a long time 😂😂😂

haha very good.

Put on your glasses

GaynorRogers311

6. Find the in you local newsagent/supermarket. Make sure you don't pick it up

What does Cummings know about BoJo that we all don't know?

conorheslin

If you think you have problem with your vision don’t : Put your family in the car and drive for 80 minutes round trip . Do follow the Highway Code and read a number plate 75metres away. What if he found his eyesight was bad, would he drive back to Durham breaking the law

Amazing this is even a thing that's being debated.

Not sure the National Trust or English Heritage will thank the Independent for removing a vital source of income from visitors to their castles though (assuming they also come out of lockdown)...

Footage has just emerged of Cummings (or is it Gove) undergoing his last eyesight test

Remember he mentioned these blogs in response to the “if some pensioners die, so be it” comment, saying it was false and he always called for lockdown.

Walk towards a wall. Do you walk into it? Congratulations, you're smarter than Dominic Cummings.

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