Now that Churches Are Opening Up

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“Somebody shout Halleluyah! I can’t hear you. I said somebody shout Halleluyah!!” The voice blaring out from the speaker is all too familiar.

Alas, you are on the verge of cussing out the person whose car wasn’t packed properly. If only the ushers allowed you to take a hold of the microphone and call out the plate number that is now registered in your head.

Wait for it! Her wobbly feet and the thing he does that he calls shoki just threw you off. It’s the way she tries to out-dance him that makes you laugh and fall on your chair. Did they just look at you disapprovingly and turn back to whisper? If only you had the grace to walk up to them to educate them that King Solomon had written a book of proverbs detailing why being uninvolved in other people’s business would help their youthfulness and Saint Paul literally wrote, “Mind your business.”Sister Queen just gave you a slight wave and you wave back. Queen the proud peacock, you snort.

The last time you went to her store, she reminded you that there was corona and when it was eased for churches to reopen, the corona was to blame. Now, it’s heaps and you met 30 people promising to take her to the station if she doesn’t deliver before you left the scene.

 

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