Don’t watch the eclipse while driving. It goes without saying, so why must we say it?

I am reporting to you from the Year 2024. As I write this, I have no way of knowing how the world looks in the future, how humanity is living, what problems plague it, what miracles delight it. I do know that life, in the future, just as it is today, must be a perplexing journey. I don’t know much but I know that if there are people in the future, there will be trouble. As the Latin poet Horace wrote, “Nil sine magno vita labore dedit mortalibus.

I’m going to parse through the advice, to illustrate just how rationally deficient people are in 2024. USA Today counselled people: “If you plan to drive during this time, you may not only have to contend with traffic…” People of the future, in the weeks leading up to the Great North American Solar Eclipse, there were many articles listing the best ways and locations to watch it. Niagara Falls was one of the best. No where in any of these articles was “Inside your car through its solid roof while driving” listed as a best way or location.It was 2024 and we were too busy.

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