You’re at Buckingham Palace, desperate to pee after 16 cups of tea at one of Her Maj’s signature garden parties. The thing you need to ask for is the “loo”. According to theMeghan and Kate must find all the rules particularly hard to keep track of given they didn’t grow up with them. Picture: Richard Pohle“Pardon” is off limits if you are a HRH. Reportedly, the Windsors and their ilk of landed aristocrats who value good tweed and a well-bred terrier use “sorry” or “sorry, what?” instead.
No, the royal family are not animals. They too, I’m sure, crave this particular heavenly treat. Rather, they opt for “pudding” than the decidedly declasse “dessert”.Firstly, the answer to that question is probably a mixture of Benson and Hedges, Floris bubble bath and wet dog. However, the issue here is “perfume”. It would seem “scent” is the preferred nomenclature for nobles.
“Dinner” is generally kept for large formal occasions that involve heads of state or visiting monarchs.A good fascinator might be many things but you can add “posh” to the list of phrases forbidden inside palace walls, along with “are you sure this tiara wasn’t smuggled out of Russia?” and “how many sleeps until Balmoral?”
Speaking of which, could you imagine the Queen yelling out ‘there’s no dunny paper left, can someone bring me some?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where, on Earth, do you get this shit? I’ve known a few News Corp journos in my day and none of them are this thick. Have you got some sort of AI bullshit generator hidden in a cupboard somewhere that you use to fill a few blank column-inches when you need them?
Slow news day.......? 😳🤦♀️🙄
Wow those aren’t flattering looks
can we still have that three some
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