The Emmys doesn't have an opening monologue, so we wrote one

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OPINION: The Emmys doesn't have an opening monologue, so we wrote one

The Emmy opening monologue is a tradition. Not a good tradition but that's never stopped a tradition before.

Tonight, we will be celebrating the best the television industry has to offer, shows that none of you will actually know because they won't be broadcast to your little continent for another six months at least. But they sound great, so you'll really know what you're missing out on. At this stage, for no reason, I'm going to highly recommend you get a VPN. Moving on!

 

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I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I cringed so hard reading this attempt at humour I think I just broke a rib.

President Trump broke the Emmy's, more winning folks, winning .

' Non Binary ' Emmy's ,,,,, lol ,,,,, its a disease.

James Colley. Another whiny ABC soy boy who thinks he is a comedian and thinks people care about the gender and race of people in the TV shows they watch or who hosts the awards programs.

this fucking sucks lol

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