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Dumbfark journalists should learn about angular momentum
maybe, just maybe Uranus is a black hole that excretes dark matter? Just a theory.
Hopefully this new cream will fix it.....
Uranus rectumeticuli nebula
Beem me up scotty!!!!!!
What...! Yours is Spotty and Hairy..! Oh, ....read the article Huh..?
flatUranus society now!
Loaded headline. 😁
no - URANUS is a lopsided oddity!!
Nothing a colonoscopy can’t fix.
All us immature types thank him who named Uranus.
Hehehehe
Is it caused by the orbiting haemorrhoids, dragging it out of shape? Sorry!!!
Earth is on it's side
But is Uranus gender neutral, this is the big question.
'Uranus is a lopsided oddity' How rude. But how do you know that? 🤔
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