“I use this banana to keep the alligators away!” Ernie replies.“Right!” Ernie replies triumphantly. “It’s doing a good job isn’t it!”Thus even two Muppets demonstrate that they understand a fundamental scientific principle: correlation does not imply causation.
As a result, about 95 to 97 per cent of kids were pulled out of schools in that state and the government is still maintaining that’s the way it will stay even as it tries to inch open the back door as its position becomes more and more untenable. Apparently while the coronavirus defies all conventional laws of medicine it is remarkably respectful of Australian state borders. Because, you know, science.
These are the Ernies of the world, people with bananas in their ears bragging about the lack of alligators. And it’s time we decided whether we are a nation of Ernies or a nation of Berts. Indeed, the strength of our response is that it has been mostly rational, proportionate and flexible. The whole point of the latter is that it allows us to discard the irrational and disproportionate elements.
Joe_Hildebrand Bloody brilliant. Best effort yet. Bonus points for Yes Minister references. Obviously.
Joe_Hildebrand If pollies on all sides had the sense of balance that Joe_Hildebrand has, we'd all be that little bit better off.
Joe_Hildebrand “There is no point claiming victory over the virus if you destroy society in the process and consign the most vulnerable to the scrap heap” What a load of RW FoxNews-Murdoch C.R.A.P!! The Virus will be controlled through Vaccination or cure, and society will return...as always.
Joe_Hildebrand You know when one of Murdoch’s minions starts quoting the Muppets that this Coalition propaganda machine is no longer happy with the words uttered by Chairman Scomo or that Right Wing-ding-a-ling elderly retirement village SkyNewsAu. This leaves the attack dog bark of Kermit.🙄
Joe_Hildebrand Ok but why are you using a photo of CrystalMethyd and her friend Opal?
Joe_Hildebrand I liked Joe’s article except the stuff about closing schools. For me, if you can put two sets of data on a graph then there is definitely causation! Ie the clear evidence that the drop in the number of swashbuckling pirates over the centuries has led to increases in global temps
Joe_Hildebrand Joe_Hildebrand Ifeel like the unions have missed the big future play here. Support the go back to school and when things are better demand better pay or conditions or we strike and you all have to homeschool again. Watch how quick that those demands get met!
Joe_Hildebrand Brilliant summation Joe. The final great risk when dealing with such existential threats to society is the gradual politicisation of the scientific community. When science is used to push ideologies we are stuffed.
Joe_Hildebrand But it still doesn't answer the big question are bert and Ernie gay male homosexual lovers
Joe_Hildebrand Brilliant. As usual.
Joe_Hildebrand The decision should have been made by the teachers themselves. Factual data isn't considerate of empathy and regardless of the science being correct you're still forcing them back into an unstable and unnecessarily complicated work environment.
Joe_Hildebrand Australia has never listened to any science when it come to education, why start now?
Joe_Hildebrand Love this article Joe great work.
Joe_Hildebrand For an article headlined to be about schools, you get quite off topic - and you join in the catastrophising spectacularly. And the banana analogy LOL! The “banana” are restrictive measures, the “alligators” or lack of is Covid-19 Look at Uk...USA...Italy...
Joe_Hildebrand And yet a teacher in Victoria who was at school on Friday has just been diagnosed. Just imagine if that school had been full of staff and students on Friday when the teacher was there doing supervision. Will YOU have the courage to admit if/when YOU got it wrong
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Joe_Hildebrand Is it company policy to let morons write for you? Like, do you have a quota you have to fill!?
Joe_Hildebrand Leave parents and children alone enough is enough!!! Each and every parent is doing the best they can for their individual situations at the core preservation of our children’s mental health through this unprecedented generational event is all we care about keepthemsafe
Joe_Hildebrand We should remember, the virus hasn’t been around long enough to have any strong evidence into how children act as vectors for the virus. Also globally DOCTORS (not politicians) warn about the POTENTIAL impact of children and the transmission of the virus, why risk it?
Joe_Hildebrand It's about time this stuff was said.
Joe_Hildebrand Blame DanielAndrewsMP for this mess. Everyone is clear except Victorians
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