Jon Stewart reacts to the debate: ‘I need to call a real estate agent in New Zealand’

Jon Stewart on the presidential debate: ‘The one thing that we did prove tonight is that the Maga conspiracy theory about Biden’s upcoming debate performance was nonsense.’Jon Stewart on the presidential debate: ‘The one thing that we did prove tonight is that the Maga conspiracy theory about Biden’s upcoming debate performance was nonsense.

“OK, a high-pressure situation!” he conceded. “A lot of times you can confuse saving Medicare with … beating it. I’m sure it’s not something that repeated throughout the debate, causing Democrats across the country to either jump out of windows or vomit silently into the nearest recycling bin. Anybody can fuck up talking.”

As for Trump, he “does not appear to have passed the asshole test”, said Stewart before a clip of Trump blustering about Biden’s presidency being the worst in US history. “Just so we’re all clear, everything that Donald Trump said in that clip is a lie,” said Stewart. “Blatant and full. And we were tight on time, putting this whole shit together – there’s plenty more.”

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