f you’ve been watching any of the major American TV series recently, you may have noticed some new members in the cast. Some notable members. Some lower members. From the animatronic talking todger of Pam & Tommy to the bathroom bugle bared by Harry Goldenblatt in And Just Like That …, plus a whole panoply in the latest season of Euphoria, we seem to have entered a dust storm of dick.
Perhaps what sets the recent American dongs apart is their idiosyncrasy. Even flaccid, the penis in And Just Like That … looked like a demi-baguette, while Pam & Tommy’s soliloquising sausage is more like something from the Muppet stable than a realistic appendage. Dear reader, it talks. While he already has a range of soft moulds for various peckers, which can be customised or used off the peg, Mungle also makes bespoke penises for TV and film productions by sculpting a whole new structure out of oil-based clay. That’s right – shaft, testicles, scrotum and curlies, all coming together in one neat package that can be glued to the actor’s stomach.
The testicles I made for Will Ferrell’s Step Brothers had to be free-floating rather than rigid mini space hoppers
Chris puts ice cubes on it so as not to let it make his career decisions.