Half-witted, reckless Librium Liz may be even worse than May and Johnson | John Crace

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Robotic PM displayed zero awareness in radio interviews of the damage she has done

Photograph: Hannah McKay/ReutersPhotograph: Hannah McKay/Reutersirst, an apology. I should never have christened Theresa May “the Maybot”. With hindsight, she appears positively emotionally present. Touchy-feely. Almost functional. If not entirely competent. Certainly not the 1980s piece of Amstrad junk she always seemed when she was running the country. If you can call it that.

I’m not sure who was stupid enough to suggest starting the reclusive prime minister’s media rehabilitation with a, but they won’t be doing it again in a hurry. If they thought they were going to ease Librium Liz out of her week-long hibernation with a series of short, “lifestyle” interviews – think author flogging new book on PR junket – that would reach a smallish, local audience and fly beneath the national media, then they badly miscalculated.

Only she didn’t. She got worse and worse. Out came the same absurd answers, and the pauses as she tried to think of something credible got longer and longer. She is the embodiment of the circle of doom on a laptop that’s crashing. She is not AI. She is Artificial Stupidity, programmed to carry on repeating more and more errors until she collapses in on herself.

On and on Librium Liz went. Through Norfolk, Kent, Lancashire, Nottingham, Tees, Bristol and Stoke. Each time sounding less and less convincing. Detached, emotionally dead, intellectually wanting. Careless with other people’s lives. Not even curious to find out how people were experiencing her calamity economics. The dead-air silences became so long I presumed she was trying to communicate by telepathy.

 

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She's the fall guy the only reason she won the vote

it is a disaster now b4 she even began She is running a voodoo economic with trickle down crap

Hopefully She AND Her neoliberal government will go next election TO Right the awful tilt on this planet

Idiots vote for idiots.

I don’t know morrison did a pretty good job of looking AS (Artificially Stupid) during our fires. Like Truss he was meant to be the best the conservatives had.

Well when the party room votes and not the people of the country you gets a circus 🎪

It doesn’t matter who they choose to lead them, they are still Tories with Tories agendas, the world has evolved but they are still clinging to their neoliberalism values

He says into the void, surprising exactly no one. The bigger story is how incompetent is Labour to have no traction against such buffoonery.

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