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Pilot in Kathmandu plane crash that killed 51 people was smoking in the cockpit, report findsA report finds that the pilot of a plane that crashed at Kathmandu airport last year killing 51 people was smoking in the cockpit during the flight. Makes me wonder WHAT he was smoking?🤔
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Some people have even joked the stain has been photoshopped inOpposition leader Bill Shorten posted a back-to-school photo this morning - and people are concerned he's trying to burn his place down. 😂 He was probably trying to boil water but had to call the Union guys for help! 🤣 He would blame his chef or maid. Clearly it’s staged. Who wears a white shirt doing anything in the kitchen or with kids and vegemite.
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Clarkson accused of 'repulsive' homophobia over jokes about Sydney Jeep driversJeremy Clarkson and his former Top Gear co-hosts are described as bigoted, pathetic and homophobic over comments they made about the supposedly gay-friendly Jeep Wrangler. Bwhahahaha, the perpetually outraged are outrageously outrageous. Snowflakes Have you been employing ex-BuzzFeed writers again ABC? I have no idea why you would be watching thegrandtour if you're that easily offended. What don't they make fun of :-)
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Kylie Minogue contacts police over alleged stalking incidentBritish police have issued a man with a harassment warning after Kylie Minogue complained about an alleged stalker adamrichard are you in Australia?
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Cowboys sack Barba over casino incidentBen Barba has been sacked by the North Queensland Cowboys after an incident at a Townsville casino. 9News Get your passport back out and get on the next flight to London for the Super league pre season,btw Danny Weildler is a bottom feeder with no spine. Cumb Dunt
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Scott Morrison's debt elimination promise sparks scepticism | Sky News AustraliaFinancial Times senior reporter John Kehoe says he is 'sceptical' either party will be in a position to pay off debt within the decade. \n\nPrime Minister Scott Morrison announced the Coalition's economic plan on Tuesday, outlining plans to create 1.25 million jobs and eliminate government debt within 10 years.\n\nMr Kehoe has told Sky News the jobs pledge is 'attainable' but says a lot of politicians' economic promises are based on 'conditions outside their control' and depend on 'how the international economy performs'.\n\nImage: News Corp Australia\n\n\n\n So mr Morrison is guessing about jobs Lies, lies and more damned lies.
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Rooftop restaurant plan sparks 'crass commercialism' claimsIt is understood the restaurant and function space could cost as much as $30 million and there are fears it will shade the iconic Mitchell library reading room, which has a glass ceiling. What rot. No no no how did they get planning permission for this - we know only rich wankers are the only ones who could afford to go to this as a place to be 'seen' ugh it keeps getting worse when do we reach bottom Beautiful sandstone building,you going roofus!
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My Health Record sparks GP liability concerns | Sky News AustraliaDoctors are seeking legal advice over potential liability issues as the My Health Record is officially rolled out across the country. \n\nGPs have expressed concerns about record keeping practices and incompatible software, reports say.\n\nWentworth MP Kerryn Phelps expressed fears of a 'malpractice nightmare', saying she sought legal advice on how to handle patients who have not opted out. \n\nAustralians have three days left to opt out from the service, with automatic accounts created on January 31.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Sorry. Govt connects to private industry, health & other bodies ..'Let us not talk of the honor of men, we shall bind them with the chains of the Constituiton'..We don't have one (British) so I don't buy it. Digitaldata is high risk at best of times. Data overload = abuse. I just don’t trust the politicians not to sell my information as has occurred with other government information sources. If it was only to be used for private health issues, I don’t think anyone would complain. But it is going to be accessed by Insurance, Workers comp and Government Doctors who will decide on things other than your health and wellbeing. So no!
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Late rapper a dad months after deathRapper XXXTentacion has become a father, seven months after he was gunned down in his luxury car outside of a Florida motorbike shop. No he hasn’t U dumb nong. He is still DEAD & the poor baby is w/o a daddy...but welcome 2 2019... Well done Tenty. Who says you can’t make an impact in the world after you die.
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