Bogan baby names: Top picks of 2019

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Sorry Wayve and Jaze but you’ve been outclassed. Strap yourselves in, because this year’s list going to be a wild ride 🤦‍♀️

featuring the likes of Wayve, Konor and Tannyyn were bad, keep reading.

I won’t reveal my sources, but I promise you there are real-life babies with these names hanging over their heads.ANOMALY The first rule of baby naming is: Google it before you ink it . I can only assume that Anomaly’s mum didn’t hear about this crucial stipulation. If she had, she probably would’ve decided against a word that means “one that is abnormal or does not fit in”.Oooohhh, this must be the long-lost sister of one of my favourite bogan babies of all time: Anfernee! Nothing tickles me more than when parents take a regular name and alter the spelling to make it look as bogan as it sounds when they say it.

 

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I love bogan baby names list time, makes me laugh so hard. Poor little buggers, their parents are so mean!

Last years were worse than this year. Maybe parents just can't spell.

This is horribly cruel

What if I told you, that EVERY name in existence was made up at some stage? Does that mean all names are 'bogan'?

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