Australia's first mammoth ass already turning heads

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Standing 40 centimetres taller than normal donkeys, Moonwatcher won the hearts of his minders but upset a few horses during his time in quarantine.

Diamond Creek Moonwatcher is quite large by ass standards.

This special donkey was required to do his time in quarantine because of the risk of exotic diseases such as equine influenza and equine metritis. Even in quarantine, Moonwatcher won the hearts of his minders, according to post-entry quarantine facility assistant secretary Peter Finnin.

 

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He's our first Mammoth Ass

TrollTide4 ha this headline 😂

What do they use them for

Genus. He was Prime Minister chaser

Finally some justice for twtselma

We've already got one, ScottMorrisonMP sportsrorts ScottyMustGo auspol ScottyFromMarketing lyingdouchecanoe

Is this mammoth ass a bigger ass than Chairman Dan?

I thought Iggy was old news.

In the US our mammoth ass is at Mar a lago.

First? Come on now

It's not nice to objectify women like this

missb62 A world-class-ass.

Australia's biggest Ass.

We already have a mammoth ass - he’s currently the Prime Minister ...

First? You've had dozens. Dozens.

Is that ScoMo peeking thru' the window that you are talking about?

I’m getting a bit sick of these articles about George Christensen quitting politics.

First but not last I hope.

Pauline Hanson looking great after the makeover

“Shipped and cooled mammoth donkey semen can retail for as much as $US450” cool.

I read this headline and assumed it was about something else auspol

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is not our first mammoth ass.

Guys, you used the wrong photo! That is a donkey, this is an ass

😂

I thought they were talking about Morrison because he certainly made a Mammoth Ass of himself at LeadersClimateSummit

PhilCygnus

Our biggest arse was muted :)

me next time

👀

What,s it,s name Scott Morrison ? 🤔😝

More animal exploitation for human freedom. Disgusting. animalCruelty

Jesus H Christ that's the biggest ass I've ever seen without a seat in Parliament.

We will call him ScottyTheBigAss

I know a few mammoth asses!😆

The animal in the picture is a large donkey. Scott Morrison is a mammoth ass.

Yup, he performed so badly at the ClimateLeadersSummit …maybe him being muted for the first part of his speech was his god trying to tell him to shut it.

Incorrect, Portland Vic has had them for many years, just saw one at the fish & chip shop, single mother, track pants, smoking and thumbing her phone while her kids were running amuck

In all seriousness, I am a horse person, but look at those ears!! He is a true Mule. Hope he does well. Welcome to Australia, Moonwatcher.

I see what you did there.

Where is scomo in that picture

That’s right

OMG Becky. Did you see her ass? It was, like, so, big.

BaDonkey Donk.

mikesmicYT omg ur in the news

At first I thought they were talking about Scott Morrison.

I thought I was reading an expletive and a mammoth one at that.

🤣

And here's a recent photo with two more asses.

mattdpearce That’s a big ass.

Plenty of mammoth asses in Parliament. They’ve been there for decades 😏

Scott Morrison evolves into its final form.

Mammoth ass lives in BiggENDen!!!

Lot of competition for that title...

wait until the character artists for The Incredibles find out about this

Man, opening the hyperlink was the biggest let down of my adult life.

mattdpearce Do they not have Walmart’s in Australia?

DarthLux

We Americans were first:

She got a hold of dat ass.

I hope there's no twerking involved...

Didn’t read the article but I assume the mammoth ass in question is Scott Morrison

“It’s babies will be used for stock handling on cattle properties and in cattle yards, as well as competitive sports such as dressage and campdrafting”. And animal cruelty and abuse.

Whats Scotty been up to now

doctormcdougall

wrong. my fat ass was born in 2003

TOFOP

I thought ScottyFromHillsong was our first mammoth ass

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