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is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies because of it. So we won't delve too deeply into why we love inappropriate jokes so much—you know, the kind of humor that we commonly call"NSFW."
A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down, and says,"Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises." Taken aback, the doctor asks him,"My God, how do your pants fit?" To which the man replies,"Like a glove."Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?"If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts." A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says,"Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect.""Wow," the boy replies.
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?Want to know why they say eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you eat that stuff, you're sure to eat anything.A woman walks out of the produce section with bad news. She changed the cucumber into a pickle.
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