Given the numerous kidnappings and hostage situations that poor Princess Peach has had to endure over the years, you'd be forgiven for thinking her chief of security was secretly in cahoots with Bowser.
Speaking of Princess Peach, the Lego Group has announced that the pseudo-permanent damsel in distress is joining the two Mario brothers with her own Lego Super Mario set. For those who might have missed the memo, the Lego Super Mario universe is a relatively new direction that's being explored by the Danish brickmaker in collaboration with Nintendo.