EPL TALK: Sorry, Man U, but Gunners are better for Lewandowski

MANCHESTER United really are that delusional guy, the one who thinks he’s still got it. We’ve all met him. In his heyday, he captained the school team, slept with all the cheerleaders and wallowed in his pre-eminence.

It’s nothing personal. It’s just a numbers game. Every fallen giant must participate at some point in these cyclical declines. Indeed, the Red Devils went through a similarly deluded phase in the 1980s, when the shiniest stars of the period were reportedly being offered the chance to play with Arthur Albiston

So Manchester United must insist that they’ve still got it, essentially turning the famous Keyser Söze quote upside down. The greatest trick the Red Devils ever pulled was convincing the world that they still do exist, to alluring targets like Lewandowski at least.And what an attractive proposition that must be for the most complete and consistent No.9 of his generation.

Once again, United must reconcile a new manager’s pragmatic ideas with old and established sensibilities on what supposedly constitutes ‘the United way’, whilst pacifying a global fan base and Roy Keane in a TV studio, hosting his regular forensic analysis show, ‘Why would a striker with 344 goals in 375 appearances to his name - along with eight Bundesliga titles and the Champions League - want the aggravation of performing in the Old Trafford pantomime when there are other alternatives for a...

Additionally, the Polish forward’s recent outspokenness has been frowned upon by the Bayern hierarchy, but the Gunners crave a little feistiness in their line-up. They missed a bullish, intimidating presence, a physical and mental battering ram to push them through unfamiliar challenges. There are none more blunt and direct than Lewandowski.

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