Marriage by force

“In that case, don’t you think it is better to say: good morning, how are you? Did you have a goodnight rest?”“Aha, see we are learned too, go figure’’“I will get to that shortly, but I must give you this gist about the advice from the police chief”“How important is the source of my news? Do you want the gist or not?”“It was reported that the police chief has appealed to police officers to marry each other’’“No kidding, according to the report, he called on officers in the force to get married...

“He has a valid point you know and I think the advice should be given due consideration. It will lead to a good and harmonious working relationship’’ “Not in all cases, I don’t think it is a good idea. Imagine if your wife is your superior in the force, will you obey at work and also be under her command at home?”“Why not? Stop being male chauvinist, this is 2021, I will give her all the respect she deserves at work and in our home.”

“Easier said than done, heaven helps you the day you get into trouble with her; especially if it has to do with a tryst with another woman, then you will remember that hell hath no fury than a woman scorned. Or your case will be like that banker Duncan told also about.’’“How can you forget the story about the banker married to a colonel in the army?’’“The colonel’s husband is a chronic womaniser and has been caught several times with other women.

“Please I am tired of man and woman matter in Nigeria, there are more important issues like the exchange rate, the apex bank’s governor’s grouse with that website responsible for the fall of the country’s currency.”“Na you sabi. Meanwhile when are going to visit the Governor-General in London? Everybody is paying him a visit.”“Am I a politician too? Why are you asking me?”

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I was worried overnight and this got me laughing..

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