He also urged the citizens to minimise official visits to police stations, except where absolutely necessary.
The statement, with Ref No. CZ.5300/FPRD/FHQ/ABJ/VOL.2/, also quoted the IGP as warning against unnecessary arrests and detention of suspects,The statement read in part, “The IGP, while urging officers to observe personal safety measures, further directs the Zonal AIGs and Command CPs to ensure that cases of unnecessary arrests and detention of suspects are not condoned.
“The IGP enjoins citizens to avoid social visits to police stations and other police offices and minimise official visits, except where absolutely necessary.”
I thought you said police is our friend?
Where do we make our complaints sir, when assaulted
They are scared so no more police, ah lemme go and Rob a bank then 😂😂
I thought we was friends 😭😭😭
Laughing
Med oo 🤣😂
Just now in kano I saw a police car filled with people
This one weak me.... Oga IG as you say make we no come police station so, Abeg na where you want make we go now?
what kind of fake news is this.? Punch news is full of ignorance...improper,incompetent, lax,Amateur,inexperienced, unfitting, untrained and unworthy reportage
Abeg this one funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But police is our friend now.
March 23, 2020 ALL RESIDENTS, Taslee Palm City Estate, Maitama, Abuja. RE: UPDATE on Covid-19 Alarm - ISOLATION DONE; SITUATION HANDLED With reference to the earlier Covid-19 suspect alarm raised on 21st March, 2020. We have successfully Isolated and quarantined the resident.
The Nigeria police has decided to unfriend us na
🤣🤣
Ha! Awon olopa ti yari o.
Look at this mad man
Then police should stop harassing and arresting people over irrelevant issues.
Hunger go just finish those poorly paid policemen and policewomen. Anyways, who doesn't know it is just an audio directive. Market still dey boom for all nigeria police stations.
WTF
Where make we go report our case?
Lol. Someone should run into the station and be coughing.
And so Jungle Justice be the way now!☠️
So no more arrest?
And your men (SARS) took my friend yesterday Papalanto, ogun state and drove him to iyana-paja and told him to go and withdraw collected 10k from him without doing anything. A student for that matter PoliceNG segalink issorite ooo make una continue
So this is true. But on a more serious note what do you mean by 'Don't come to the police station'?. Is the police not suppose to protect the life's and property of its citizen? So crimes are not suppose to be reported again to the police station or what?
Police will be locking down their station.
This is a bad market for the police...Hope the police will not disturb the neighborhood again.
What not? You don't need money in your bank anymore because police station in Nigeria is a bank.
IG funny ooo. Chaiii coronavirus u too much jare
Why not?
It is finished.
You must be kidding man
As if it's not you guys that drag people to your station ..person dey carry em leg go station?
What's the use? Some of you are even afraid of your own shadows 😒
Police is my friend
Then where are we to go
Then the Nigerian Police should not come the streets or neighborhood.
We shouldnt report robbery abi
I saw this News and I don't think he implied this
The Police go to people more than people go to them.
But I thought police is our friend
Lolz
We should go to boys brigade! Haba IG
Even if we didn't go to police stations,police we come to us, hungry lions
🤣 Una fagbon! I like this our new reality oooo !! Everybody don dey fear fear. 🤣🤣🤣
I have a case to report this morning
Make una strict to the measures ooo
Na lie, we go come any time it deems fit, after all the police is our friend.
😆😷
I thought u said we are friends🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol. Corona doesn't respond to guns, threats of jail time and other tough talk. Even the Police is fearful.
Why? Are you tired of bail money?
Which station
Exactly.
And the police should not come to the street or neighborhood.
Police is no longer our friend?
Is the IGP for real?
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
We go bring them there ur men most arrest them 😂 😆..
IGP no won die !
Chasing innocent youths is also another way of contracting the virus..... Oh sorry, they can’t come to the station, but you can go to them. Beautiful!
Like how many times would punch tweet on this, is there nothing to tweet at again 🙄
Imagine first responders also running from the people, who will attend to them now ? Oga Police 👮😀😂 ..
😩😩😭😭😂😂😂😂
At least some people will not block road to collect money from drivers... No1 positive thing from convik- one nine
Aahhhh😱😱😱😱 More like don't come to the hospital 🙆 SMH...
Werey 😂😂😂😂😂
But Police can come harass it's abi?
You na no want mobilization money again!!!😂😂😂😂
This country na pure vibes 😂
Your greed for money By your men is what you should tackle.
No be country we dey 😭
OvieO What happened to “The Police is your friend”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Akpị😂😂
So u no ur boys arrest people unnecessary
So u no ur boys arrest people unnecessary .
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
You all need to check this series out Thank me later
Una never see anything....we will come to station what does he even mean sef....mtchewww.... because of covik one nine.
Does inmates know about this new development?🤔
Lmao 🤣 Egungun was being careful
mitch_ihejirika
😂😂😂
Why
Instead of providing protective gears for his workforce, Buhari's ethno-religious IGP is abandoning duty. Buhari has never appointed who is better than him.
This country issa vibes😷😷
😁😀
😷 Gbas gbos
🤣🤣🤣 this is the last straw. I’m trekking to Cotonou.
But Police are our friends
Police is your friend
Flood the station
😹😹😹😹😹😹
NOTE
You see this Life no Balance at all.. Police has started social distancing themselves from People..
This helps
Yeye... Wat about stop and search, Road block! Set awon mumunatu
Josh__IK Ignorance
These people are crazyyyy
😂😂😂😂 even police dey fear
My country, my country 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tf 😂😅
Chaiii 🤣
What a relief. Thank Goodness !!! Don't make any attempt to arrest anybody . The person might have CHINAVIRUS / KUNGFLU . I don't think u will be able to handle that . So therefore . Gosidown 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Police set dey fear😂😂
See police they run ooo
😂😂😂😂
😂
NaijaFlyingDr 🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆
ayemojubar Toh ina zasu Muhammadu
😂😂OMG
Mofoos 🤣
Ona Dey fear ? 😭
Wait...people actually went to a police station ?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So police is now our enemy
But police is our friend na.. 😂😂
I wan laugh die 😂😂
😂
Instruct your boys to leave the highways, if we must not visit your office.
Once have you spoken, thrice have we had that 'Police is your friend'. A friend in need, is a friend indeed. Stop running away from your friends because of COVIDー19. Coro will come and go 😂🤣🏃🏃
OK sir
speciee you dey hear?
But I thought the police was your friend.
😂😂
Another beginning of war of all against all. the state of nature is emerging again, people will live again without law and order🤔🤔🤔
Mikechigo If i get corona virus, if i no come police station then i be mad man.
U dey hear this bastard
malailanre2 We are coming sir, police is our friend 😁😁😁😁
Police no want our money again all of a sudden? Mad oooooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
🤣🤣
Lols
This Is Nigeria... Police Station don close, Security reason o...
People can't go to Police stations in Nigeria to report simple crimes bcos of their incompetence & impotence. Why wud anyone now go to the Police to report something as complex as coronavirus which they wud know nothing about nor how to tackle it? I'll rather quarantine myself!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tell me something....
I tough the police is our friends.
Wow see gbedu😂😂😂
Tell the police not to come to us too. The police should be observing social distancing
kini gbogbo katikati yii bai? they should start working from home too? how will they collect bribe? 😂
😂
Loolzzzz
Nigeria will disgrace you
Woooooowww COVIDIOTS Abuja CoronavirusPandemic CoronaVirusUpdate Atiku abiiii should go and rob bank
We're together forever oooh
At least sarz go calm down small..
That moment when SARS arrests a COVID-19 victim.
Thought the PoliceNG is our friend...? 🤔
Unfriended so soon
It is finished
Thought.. police is your friend 😂
Assuming there’s a criminal with Coronavirus, won’t you arrest and detain him or her or eh or she or he or anyone 🤣 Ogun Kee Una PoliceNG
tolutezzy_ Egungun be careful
The Nigerian Police isn't much help in the first place anyway.
Lmao
tolutezzy_ Nothing wet Musa no go see 4 gate 🤣🤣😂😁
Please I want to visit Buhari
😂😂 we must come oo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oli_Ekun Anybody getting arrested should start coughing aggressively
Nonsense Iam_Poje
Awon Eleribu 😀 muffassang 😁😂
Tell your men to stop harassing and arresting innocent citizens, if not they will get infected. I hate Nigeria police
Worst place ever
Leemao
Police is our friend. We will.
Thought police is our friend?
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣okpemekwe 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ifiee tervans 🤣😂😅😩
😂
trap_teflonDon LOL
I thought police is our friend🙄
Haha🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
See better police for here
I thought police are our friends 😂😂
This country na pure cruise and vibes
😂😂😂
😅😅
Nigeria my country
Nigeria Police to Citizens: Make una dey una dey!
WTF?!🤨 Better I relocate to Sambisa than near any one of your pathetic-looking police station. Even your barracks are more like prisons. PoliceNG please be serious for once
... Release the ones there now !!!
😂😂😂😂😂
PoliceNG Why nah?i thought we were friends?
We must come oo una never see anything 😂😂
So, every body including police men are afraid of Covik one nine according to Mr. President. There is God oooo, it's okay
Hm.
We go show... I get liver now
hahahhahahahahahahaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Muyidgreat Is this corona virus addresing the people or,
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. LMAO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. This caption is sick!
We most go an report anybody with the virus to the police an bring the person to the station self.
What you say sir
🙄🙄👀👀👀
😂😂😂 this is getting real
Excuse me sir, I have a report to make o. I’ll be there tomorrow😌
ayemojubar wahala dey covik 1-9 run things
So we are free to slap Sars like this and they won't do anything omo God is good oh😂😂
ayemojubar 😂😂😂 oloshi I tot you are our friend
Wow no more police harassment, I walk with swagg now nawa oooo covikkkk one nine it will not be bettering all your families.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this 1 weak me o
Police self dey fear
PoliceNG SO Pathetic
ayemojubar Police no wan die
Lmaooooo. What is this tweet?
Thank God!! at least SARS won't threaten us with station during this period.
Haba oga IGP, recently you requested 944bn naira from the FG to protect Nigerian nd you're now telling us not to come to you, I think the other guy is right' let the FG share the money among us'.
But....I thought police is our friend. 😞
Oga Polish are you afraid of the people 🤣😂
ter_biem 🤣
This country funny pass Fuji house of commotion
😂
Seungold10 come see wetin ur IG dy talk ooooo
Why nawww😂😂😂
We will be alright las las
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
segalink SARS SHOULD STAY INDOORS
Police is no longer our friend 😭
Baba dey fear....
E don happen
Police is a friend 👮 👮
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's our prisons I'm most worried about. No one is saying anything about prison inmates and staff. I don't think we have an idea of what is looming.
Will police stop road blocks?
Stay at home mode activated
Hahahaha! Man! I’m fully tired 😂
So if problem dey..just go meet your landlord or caretaker. They have combat training... Jesu, wetin i dey talk😂😂
Na lie, police is our friend oooo.
You are joking. Instead of getting the necessary kits to minimize the rate of infection at your stations, you are recommending the impossible.
So, does that mean no more ten percent from the SAR's boys?😂 Coronavirus is a bitch.
Afraid catch them
Police na your friend!!!!!
Abeg who want come before? I’m just curious I want to know
🤡 everywhere in this my country
Since the police station has shutdown The government should also release the prisoners
They Scared of death but their men can kill the innocent and he won't address the press. Mtcheeew.
What are friends for again?
To do what exactly Sir?
Police is not our friend again 😂😂
Nonsense
Police is your friend🤡🤡🤡
IG calm Down na. Police is our friend😂
IG ayigo
Are we now coronavirus?
Nigeria don yaigbe
So I can't come to report corona for possible arrest wow!
But the Police is our friend 😂😂😂
But they are taking us there .... My friend was abducted for nothing on Saturday evening just got back today .... They are the ones taking us there again
Why 😹😹😹
Is that an order?
Come to think of it, where has SARS been hiding all this while that COVID19 has been in town? Mr segalink appears to have been relieved of their headache in the meantime.
Sai an je din
Med o
So there could be a virus to stop Nigeria police from performing their duties to protect lives and property now... you guys ain’t on break this the best time to go after bad guys now
2020 Motto : All man for himself ✊
I am crying 😂😂😂
Lobatan 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂😂🤣 Sars must arrest o
The end. To your tents everyone.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
So you're saying we can't visit our friends again ☹️
Got a number can call instead?
Hahahaha.... make everybody bear them papa name o.... naija is a joke
Toilet Tissue paper Punch at it again. Why give this nonsense headline making a good message look this bad? Sadly we are mostly a headline reading people so enjoy your fame.
una dey fear? 😂
SARs has repented without the help of segalink 😂😂 Covik 1-9 Igweeeeeeee!
Anarchy
Loooool
Hmm OK, now you're denying our friendship
OMG!!! Abeg see headline 😂
This country is a joke 🤣🤣🤣. Ghana!!! Here I come🏃
Really ? All of a sudden una no Dey find people again
So Police can fear 🤣🤣🤣
ajeromorgan No the police should used this opportunity not give Nigerians a break from extortion
Wahala dey!
Say please?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣who did this to Nigeria
You people are just useless sha 😀😀😀
Police is ur friend and bail is free
😂 police 👮♀️ is ur friend
😂😂
Lols...The Police is our friend...IGP is our father.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Coronavirus is a crime, and we have to come report it at the station....Na everything una de fear Naija police.😎
This country na circus 😂
PoliceNG is this true?
At least he’s being honest 😂
Cowards
Lol
skarfaceblvck
E Don Happen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jokers!!!
Ahah😂
Fool
Oli_Ekun Lmfao
E don happen..criminals you freedom is in your throat
What if we are stranded
You just have to love Nigeria....comedy and cruise all the way 🤣🤣🤣
Roflmao😂😂
E don be
😂😂😂 This virus is causing problems
victorchimbiko 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this one weak me oooo
Lmaoooo 🤣🤣😭, why wouldn't we be the happiest people in the world with all these jokes we call leaders
Twitter sorry you had to see this. The way some people write headlines it just show how the country as a whole needs help. At a time like this should focus on positivity, PoliceNG are the people that may eventually help if this gets worse but no let ridicule them.
No.
LMAO! What's going on here?
Read the news. He actually made sense
This country reads like comedy sometimes
When will this man take his work serious 🚶🚶
What🤣🤣🤣
Suddenly, police is no more our friend? Oga, I'm coming to report my friend that owe me 😡
We will come sheybe police is our friend
Where do we report gatherings more than 50people?
This Country Should Be Put Up For Sale
PoliceNG should not also collect bribe. COVIDIOT COVIDー19
But we use to be friends 🙄 Aren't we friends anymore🤷
What if someone is coughing and running after me? Can I coman report such person?
Dey shld go to Ask Rock abi!!
Why 🤔 But I thought police is our friend 🥴
Nigerian police stop collecting N50 from motorists to avoid the spread of the virus through money 💵
😁😂 but police is our friend na
Why na
lifeofkingjezzy
But you people can go to people's houses 😂😂
Our country sef don Dey 420, everybody just Dey reason anyhow
But police is our friend. So we gat to come.
Thought we were friends What changed
😂😂😂😂
Friends visit each other, the Nigerian Police is our friend.
Who are we suppose to report case to 😂😂😂
We have the right to stay at any police station of our choice, to the next morning if we feel insecure.😉
It is finished🤣😩😩
Lol... everybody dey your dey
But I thought the police is my friend 😩I’m heartbroken
Ahn Ahn wetin happen? You're not my friend again? 😁😁😁
__yellows Drama !!
Its time for payback for all the shit they've done... I'm def going to visit all the stations I can locate to sneeze and japa
You see, Fake Friends!
Noo,we must come
Lol😂😂😂 but police is our best friend
This country na trips 😂😂😂😂
We're coming in mass
Thought NigeriaPolice is our friend ni
😂 😂 😂 😂
But police is our friend
Which kain country person dey so 🤣
Name a better comedy show than Nigeria 😂😂😂
Police self dey fear death 😃
Then we go to sars station
I can't stop laughing. Police doesn't want to get infected. 😆🤣. But NPF can get while enforcing the law.
Lol, for real🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wir we go com go nw
We die there
This one haff off me🤣🤣
__yellows A'a is the police not our friend anymore?
Aren't we friends anymore?🤷
Hilarious something... 😂😂😂
Police our good friends Bet why naw Make we come play ball for una side abeg Covic 19 birus is causing boredom 😂😂
The fear of Corona is the......
Like seriously 🙄
God abeg 😂🤣😂😂🤣
LOL
I thought the people is our friend
But bail is free! How bout we give y'all some free corona🙄🙄
What if there is gbas gbos
Lol 😂
😁😁😁
Crime time
To be sincere, you guys are even more brutal and fatal than the covid19 you scared of. We rather manage covid19 than deal with u guys.
Corona virus: don't come to the hospital, a Dr. warns IGP...nonsense.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why?
And please police should not come to our area too
We are coming there. I have a complaint.
iWeak .. 😂😂
People wey dey close station due to security reasons, e kon be Colodial drivus?
If a police officer stops you for road, please start coughing instantly
Who will these ones help self
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao you don’t mean it
I'm tired of dis country .best country so far 🙃😁
But with due respect Sir, i guess u people are saying that POLICE is your friend😁Are we not friends anymore🤔😂
I don die. 😂😂😂😂
Pls Sir, it's not your place, it was built with our taxes. We will come if need be.
hanit001 But people say dansanda abokin kowa
cchukudebelu Police is our friends
Nigeria = one day one trouble
If our cars are stolen enk orjikuramo Govshina YemieFash
Look at my friend. It's true. The only time you'll know your true friends are during the hard times
😂 😂 😂 Olopa ma like their lives
Now you see police is not your friend 😂
Please if you have any pending case at the police station, now is the time to sort it out. Police is our friend.
Is Police no longer our friend?
Mad o!! 😂
Trouble in paradise
Just vibess Lmao
We are coming
Anyi atokwaaa
This is preposterous.
I no go gree....... u must collect bribe
🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Lolss are they also scared... Go and do arrest now! Lol😂😂
_somadina_ Lmaoooo Nigeria na pure cruise fam More entertainment than what they got on Comedy Central and Zee world
segalink Friendssssss for mouth
eWinosa I’m tired 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clearly, this reinforces what Nigerians have always known that the government only functions to serve the interests of government officials. This is the real issue with governance in Africa, the disconnect in Leadership and the lack of altruism.
We're more safer now.
In Canada they once beg criminals to stop ...some countries even freed their prisoners..etc
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣.. help me tell FRSC & VIO.
What? Crime fighting is suspended?
This must be a joke... So violence should continue unreported because of Covid 19
Those who swore to protect us have forsaken us. But Sir, I have a token for FSARS. Something light.
Na die we dey
It be your own security forces 😞😞
They are talking a rubbish,they are talking a nonsense😂😂
Tue police is no more our friend. Chai 😁
Police is our friend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol. Comedy
Can I steal now With Rest of Mind?
Yawa
D station is coming 2 us. Awon werey alaso dudu
I guess bail is free if you have or fake corona virus infection 🤡
So citizens are no longer ur frds
cchukudebelu Where do we then go if we have complaints to make? 🤔 Amotekun abi?... Mad O!!!😄😄😄😄
Wonderful!
Lmaoooooo
😂🤣🤣
Vibes
una never see anything. lol
I think Police is your friend😂
Lmao 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Non-stop cruise... 😩
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is serious
But police is our friend nah 🙄🙄🤣🤣. What are friends for
To come is already a done deal....u are our frnd
🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂. I don die.
josteez_ is The Police no longer our friends?
🤣🤣🤣
Crime free
Time to do my dread locks
Police is your friend. Cant people check on friends 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
police is not your friend after all 😔
Coloma vilus ohh ewo💀💀😂
😂
Pure cruise, Nigeria. 😂😂🤲🏾🤲🏾
Police no want die 😂😂😂
Haha
Time for fist fight. abdolbaset007 when we dey go Samaru😂
💀💀💀💀
Bea_esse what about criminals that want to turn themselves in?
E don happen oh
Lmaooo
I'm shy whenever I see headlines like this.
cchukudebelu So police is no longer willing to arrest and detain someone indefinitely?
😂😂😂
Nigeria police are dangerous and they're Nightmare for Nigerians. Nigerians don't need them either 😂😂😂😂
segalink U must arrest me ooo
Mehd o 😂😂
But why? My landlord own me 6month who should I report to? 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
😅😂
no arrest be that
I laughed so hard my body was vibrating. Lmao
Lmao
Lolmao 😂😂😂
E be things 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ahhh wahala de
Hahahahaha. They are so coming to meet you guys
My country, my country 😂🤣 I’m dead 😂💀laugh wan kill me here🤣😂😅😆
dejokecarew Your men on the roads will still collect 20 and 50....those are the potential spread agents. Tell them sir
nigeria na pure cruise 😂
🤣🤣🤣. Abeg I done tire
When we came What did you do?
UncleRajj 😂😂😂 toh fah
Even to drop 100 naira
SARZ should also practice social distancing
Duttynana If Not That *Oko Oloyun* Is Dead, What's Corona Virus!! 😃😃😃
We know police had never been our friends. We won't bother coming
Live comedy
Is police not our friend anymore
No more raiding by policemen.. This country is full of comedians
Even the Police don't want new friends.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this country is a fucking joke
iAmPhyton See our people 😂😂🤡
Egungun becareful 😹😹😹
Hard guy, hard guy 😂😂😂
But but...police is your friend. 🥴
Oh God.. Who jinx this country ?
Lol, are you saying...Infected individuals will purposely come to the station to distribute.... 🤣
ajeromorgan Toilet paper
You see why some Americans queued at the gun shop the other day? It's because of things like this. Self defense is key where you can't rely on the police for protection during this break.
Don't come to police station, meet us on road.
elvis_osawe I rest my case 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Corona distancing
Lmaooooo. Nobody wan die🤣🤣🤣
segalink Lmaooo
About if there is any crime. We should not come to police station.
Lol walai this country na just pure cruise
cchukudebelu 😂😂😂😂😂
I wanted to say,don't say that out loud or we would get preyed on,BUT I REMEMBERED YOU GUYS ARE CHIEF OF PREYING ON INNOCENT NIGERIANS. You were good in being bad but SARS & ARMY ARE trying to overtake you guys.
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When did we stop being friends oga olopa ?
Thought we're friends 😁
Haba! What if I want to report an incident? 🤣😂🤣
Thought police are our friends
E don happen 😂😂
Wahala Wa oo😂😂😂😂
As per police is no longer your friend abi
Lmao a joke 😂🤣
Spending..... Their papa
😁😁😁😁 I will be the first person you will see in Abuja station tomorrow. I was tested positive for coronavirus and I have been busy touching anyone that cares😁😁😁
Amin including my side
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 this is hilarious OMG.... na people wey dey prison safe pass now ò, at least for now, except of course a new inmate tested.
Police is your friend obughi maka Coronavirus 🤣🤣 COVIDー19 CoronaVirusInNigeria
Ooooh no more arrests? Yahoo boys and cultists have repented?
These ones are just useless. Always happy to do gra gra and form oga until it's time to actually do real police work 🙄🙄
So... About those in prison and police custody, let's hope that social distancing will be practiced hence.
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😆😆😆
Sir, With this contagion in vogue(COVID 19), will SARS officials still continue their inhumane manhandling of Nigerian youths? 🦁
segalink
Let's go 'a-robbing'!
Chai Nigeria sweet sha
adimogbu _Akuchukwu IfeoluwaFaithf1 LinKavuka 🤣😂🤣
cchukudebelu Who wants to come before 😄
Lord Jesus😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao I can’t deal please🤣🤣🤣😂😅
😝😝
Lmaooooooooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
SARS no dey arrest people again
But police is my friend. I cannot come and tell my friend something bothering me again? 🤣🤣🤣.
Imagine so this wan na talk Chaiiiiiii what a shame
This country na cruise! Sitin!!
Please take a moment to watch the viral video to my new song GoodLife Stream full song on audiomack
Lmaooo
senatorspeaks I like this country sha
Lmao!!
COVIK ONE NINE really mean business o🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This might give room for increase crime/robbery
But what are friends are for exactly?
Attentions please!! Police is no longer ur friend. Be warned.
Someone would now call these ones “feds” Lmao 😂😭
Lol...This is super story
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Sarz nko?
😁😁😁😁😁
Police is my friend we must share with them ooo.
Lmaooo!
Thought we were friends o
Even police too dey fear😂
😂😂
Is police not our friend again?
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂 Nigeria and comedians like 5 and 6
We will oh.......
E get why
😅😆😁😄😃😀😎🤠 fools
Lol, naija
Nigeria comedy Central
Looool police is no more our friend
No be small tin oo
But the police is our friend
But sir police is our friend now 🤣🤣🤣 na God go punish this coronavirus we shall over u soon ijn
Eh?! Hehehehe. Why is this bit of news oddly funny?
What if someone is coming to make statement? To report a case? 🙆
Ain't we friends anymore?
You are joking, officer? I have a matter to report and I plan to be there before 8. Can you hear me!?
The country is running on vibes and cruise 😹😹
Lmaoooo this Buhari led government is just pure cruise. All kinds of entertainment. Everyday, different episodes. I wonder what the next one will be. 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
segalink Funny
Moving On
Aren't you our friends anymore?😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆😆Mad oo
Really? Where are they to go? Amotekun
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segalink Where is SARS? 😂😂😂
Not surprised tho. President is locked up in Aso rock. NASS bans visitors at this period and passed a resolution for everyone to be tested before allowing entry. Police says you're no longer welcome at the station. Doctors went on strike during a pandemic outbreak.
E don happen
Japa
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I give up on punch,that's not what the IGP said PoliceNG can confirm too...
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We will come..
What a useless man...OMG.
Police are no more doing again.
What a time to be alive !
segalink Tan fe ku😆😆
We ain't Friends anymore
This guy is crazy, the police are the second emergency institution in every country including Nigeria. Man, you are insane you can't possibly say this. What happens if a brute is abusing his wife & family members or even robbery likely to increase in this perilous period?
Buh police is our friend nah
Remove them from the highways nah.
Which implies there won't be illegal arrest anymore
Why?
It's reasonable. The police might be overwhelmed soon too. Pls stop any unnecessary police visits. Go to your chiefs and kings to settle trivial matters
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🤣😂😂😂😂
Police are our friends since, we cough together.
dem no wan collect money again? Ori won ti buru danu. Werey people
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segalink Is PoliceNG no more our friends?
We are friends and so shall it be till covikk 1-9 do us apart period.🤭
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I am coming for arrest
Why naw
These pple are comedians. What's all these?
Com on now I just bought new Corolla not the virus
Waiting happen 🤔are u not our friend again 🤷. And your people should not arrest or beg for money till Nigeria is COVID-19 free
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segalink Guuuuuuyyyyyyy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 This is a brand new low, even for Nigeria
Then release everybody in your custody
What a good time to be alive 😂😂
🤣
Everything is hilarious in this country. Everything!🤣🤣
If you boys catch me kan
Aso Rock and police HQ in Abuja should be used as isolation centres.
Police is our friend, sir! PoliceNG I am coming to your office with Coronavirus to make report. 😂😂😂
Is police no longer my friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed
Hahahahaha for security reasons
Don't give me that stuff.
Covid 19 can not separate us laye, police is our friend tight one indeed..
Lmao.... See denying, in Yoruba ẹ má sunmo ibi o😂😂😂
deeejerh Muhd_Bravo
LMAO 😂😂😂
But if na yahoo virus, they can come to the police station abi.... SMH
No unnecessary arrests. Wasere. Na to light igbo pass this station tomorrow.
How did i find my self as a Nigerian... Who Ever said police is your friend should jailed.. For false pretense and for using false words with decits
segalink Where should we go to now?
segalink In fact make Nigerians carry the thing visit those criminals we call police
dondekojo Looks like many didn't bother to read, , this headline is irresponsible.
I hate when friends do this to themselves! Is the police not supposed to be friend of the masses?
Looools
Ahahaa Nigeria Police no wan wahala oo..We are on our own oo
This is very funny coming from the IGP 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Next level na to apply for bail online
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segalink Police is no longer our friend?
No wonder the unruly behaviour of men of SARS has reduced drastically.
Lmfao
So u don’t want rabah again oga olopa 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
😂😂😂 mad
segalink 😂😂😂
Police dey fear coro 😂🤣
segalink We must come even to your HQ, you shouldn't run away.
Loooooooool
segalink 😁😁😁 God, why do I find this headline extremely funny
😂😂😂
Is Police no longer our friend?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Med ohhh
Set awon Covik one 9 🤣🤣🤣
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Nigeria na pure cruise mehn.. I am entertained, I won't lie
segalink Mad oo 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha japa
Hahaha are we getting to this?
What!!! 😭😭😭
Guess police aint our friends no more
segalink It’s your duty to protect the citizens 😁😁
Mad oh
Hahaha Oga your boys would settle it on the street as usual 😀
segalink 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 abi my eyes are paining me? IGP is that true?
😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
Buharisnk So now we can report cases under their twitter handle
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segalink Lmaoooo.... Na lie you lie o
choclateprinc Crime free streets
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segalink This headline is misleading 🙄
We most come ooo, how do you fund your stations 😂 😂
segalink 😂😂😂😂 when we came nko wetin happen? !
But police is our friend now
segalink So police is no longer our friend😂.. Sad
Fight against Coronavirus begins....
🤣😂😂😂 the Nigerian police is really your friend indeed
segalink 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha 😂 🤣🤣🤣 omo things are happening oo
dondekojo Na fight
tilewa__ Even police is rejecting citizens 😂😂
Bail is free
Ah ah, bros, bet bet bet you said police is our friend na
He's right basically, you should be at the hospital if you suspect anything corona. Hospital not Police station !
Meeed oo 😆 Police is not your friend again
😂😂😂
Agungun be karefull😂. Lmao
Police is your friend
Are we not friends
Jappa statement 😂😂
You must be kidding right?
Lol😂😂😂 Prior to Corona outbreak, PoliceNG Officers would always say 'Let's go to the station' or outrightly bundle you there and we start calling segalink. Na them dey pursue us now. We must come ooo😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 they can't shout biko
You don't want us again? We're in this thing together. Just watch.
Very funny..
I thought police is our friends? So they are no more 🤔
😀😀😀😀😀😀Coronavirus to the rescue.
Saying Nigerians should not come to Police station is an act of encouraging criminality... Nigerians have right to call you and go to Police station anytime they need you.
I'm your friend na 😥😥
dondekojo We comingggggg
It time for u to protect ur people man don't be a scam!
Dont arrest or collect money from people for now.
😂😂😂 talofẹku
Shey corruption is the cause 😂😂😂😂
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Hahahaha
IG mafo, police is our friend
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Are you not our friends anymore?🤷♂️😕
Daymohla 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 are these ones okay. We won't come and report some cases again😏
Na una supposed get covid-19 cos of una sins mtcheew
Really? You better allow us to come
deeejerh Sir you are indirectly telling criminals to have a field day!
It gonna hurt if u don't prevent...ok!!!
But you chased them for N20 on the road. They'll start by; show me your papers, driver's license, customs, fire extinguisher nko? Finally; Oga/Madam. Show us love nah, you no see as we dey protect una under this hot sun. 9ja police. I hail oh 😂
Where do we go again o.
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Alaye no won die. U dey fear when your boys dey harass youth up and down u never try to say anything. Virus con dey find u, u dey run comot. I go send a positive person come your headquarter
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So IGP is scared. Who will save us from theft?
He don red oooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂na to beat anybody wey look for my trouble anyhow nau ooo
Eni ìjà ò dé bá lo n pe ara è lókùnrin
I thought police is our friend.
Really! How do you expect us to incident our complaints? We are not ready truly!
Is Police station a Cinema? What will go there to do...abe una don dey sell tombo?
Who go protect us? Abi una self want shut down for security reasons? Na Anarchy una want cause o
Imagine
😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃Lobstan! Arikuyeri Police take cover too!? Who wan die!
😂😂
😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁 IGP Japa chai. Police is no longer your friend oooooo
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