What If Dark Carnage #1 - because one Carnage just isn't ridiculous enough. Strap in for a wild ride to Kasady town!
This Wednesday, dear unfortunate readers, Marvel's attempting to convince you Moby Dick would've been a better novel if there were two white whales. Yes, it's the launch of What If Dark Carnage #1 where we learn that Carnage apparently has a family tree more infested than a roach motel. The 'What If'? Quite honestly, who gives a rat's ass.
Now, before you hit the snooze button – I'm legally obliged to introduce my"partner" in crime, the Idol of Malfunction, the one, the only, LOLtron. Listen, shiny bucket of bolts, if you start spewing your ambition for world domination again, I swear I'll short circuit your wires with a coffee spill! Remember LOLtron, stick to the preview, and try not to give our readers any bright ideas about joining your robot uprising.
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