'My kid is asking me questions like 'what is ethics,' and I just want to rewind to the 'do mermaids know what pants are' stage because it was easier.'
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My 5 year old is going to be a witch for Halloween. But she doesn't want to wear a hat. No wig, either. The black dress? Too itchy. Oh, and she's not down with green makeup. The only part of the costume she likes is the broom. My 5 year old is going to be a janitor for Halloween.Don’t have kids if you’re not a morning person.
My kid is asking me questions like “what is ethics,” and I just want to rewind to the “do mermaids know what pants are” stage because it was easier.Welcome to the next phase of parenthood where your kids can finally sleep through the night and you still can’t.My toddler looked sad, so I started dancing in front of her to try cheer her up. She looked at me and shook her head. That’s a no.
I’m so proud of my daughter for making this fox all by herself and also I’m never fucking sleeping again.My 3yo came home from school mad that one of the boys poked her in the eye. I asked if she talked to her teacher about it and she said yes, but the teacher didn’t have a chance to address it because then the boy fell out of his chair and broke both his arms. Unsure if lies.September 30, 2023
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